Jeddaven said
What is a "buh-ukh"?

Jeddaven said
What is a "buh-ukh"?

Vilageidiotx said
"Alsum's inner goddess giggled when the hydraulic poundin' machine started pumping."

OldManWong said
A'ight, so you guys seem to be GMing quite well on your own, so I'm just gonna let you guys have at it, because I really don't feel like trying to tell you that it's not the way you say. Have at it, I might end up being gone for a while due to the fact that soccer and swimming have started up at the same time and my daily life has literally been obliterated.I'll leave you all to govern amongst yourselves.

The PE instructor eventually emerged, yet she likely wasn't the one Saoirse was thinking of, as this instructor appeared to be a girl, and much more agreeable than the image Saoirse had painted.

'Is there a problem here, Saoirse?' he demanded, his eyes clouded from the residue of some party drug. It wouldn't come to a surprise to anyone that the various broken needles around school grounds came from his heroin abuse.
'Aye. I'll die if I do this!' she growled. 'Nonsense!' snorted the coach. 'I built this myself last night'. Some job, you drug addled wanker. 'It is a requirement of the school to take a part in these challenges unless you can cite a medical issue that prevents you from taking part. And you look fine to me, baby girl, if a little thin. Eat more, you'll get curves someday. Assets are needed by you ladies nowadays' he continued

Dinh AaronMK said Well let us not forget the blessing of the unsound engineering that is twenty people to a single spool of zip chord, thereby making no one their own anchor.

The spool was rather multiple pulleys hooked together,

OldManWong said
-==-As the mass of students filed out from the school, they walked across the wide walkway and dispersed across the well-groomed field. Standing tall above the students was a massive wooden construct with synthetic stones speckled across the surface of the wall. It was quite obvious what the first challenge would be as the 20 harnesses on each side of the rock climbing wall were already set up. Though what was odd was the fact that they all fed to one spool. The PE instructor eventually emerged, yet she likely wasn't the one Saoirse was thinking of, as this instructor appeared to be a girl, and much more agreeable than the image Saoirse had painted. "Good after-afternoon everyone! I'll be your challenge instructor, Mrs. Ebels, but Mrs. E works just fine." She nods with a smile, affirming herself flamboyantly, "I think most of you know what today's Challenge will be. Some might have even noticed the twist. It's rock climbing, except you all lead to one bell and you all are attached to one spool. Here's a special rule for ya: No punching. No kicking. No biting. You can push people off the walls, don't worry, the spool system has a maximum speed of 2 miles per hour, so you'll fall safely. Everything else is simple; climb, and ring the bell before the opposing team does. Boys versus girls. 20 on each side. Have at it."

OldManWong said
It was quite obvious what the first challenge would be as the 20 harnesses on each side of the rock climbing wall were already set up. Though what was odd was the fact that they all fed to one spool.

OldManWong said
Though what was odd was the fact that they all fed to one spool.

OldManWong said
they all fed to one spool.