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Okay, first, what are my rules?
1. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
2. Post... semi-often? Like at least, once every week?
3. I do MxF, FxM or FxF. (Sorry, MxM lovers. You may consider it hypocritical. It probably is.)
4. I choke on my own vomit when I see obvious spelling and grammar errors.
5. I like to talk. Alot. Even if I'm not posting, I talk a lot. Be prepared to chat. So, be prepared to discuss things by IRC, Skype or some form of instant messenger. That generally helps to keep up my/our interest.
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I don't have anything right now. So suggest something to me. Or I'll make things up.
If you want to see what I can write, refer to my gallery here.