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On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?


Nope, that Bailey Jay, a trans porn star. Because when I look at my avatar, I think it needs more trappy goodness to spice up the place. I’m flattered that you’d think that was me though. If I wasn’t living with my parents, I’d probably be more into makeup and whatnot.
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D is for double post.
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In the category of things I recognize, your avatar and signature are from the Matrix and the Animatrix respectively, no?


ding ding ding

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Nope, that Bailey Jay, a trans porn star. Because when I look at my avatar, I think it needs more trappy goodness to spice up the place. I’m flattered that you’d think that was me though. If I wasn’t living with my parents, I’d probably be more into makeup and whatnot.


dong dong dong
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If it's any consolation, a while back Marik was all like, hitting on me and shit way before you all. I was really flattered. I'd probably go out with a dude if they didn't have the d. that's weird to say, but frank.

Why is this a thread about Marik now?
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If it's any consolation, a while back Marik was all like, hitting on me and shit way before you all. I was really flattered. I'd probably go out with a dude if they didn't have the d. that's weird to say, but frank.Why is this a thread about Marik now?


Cruz she's a qt
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Cruz she's a qt


Uhuh. Don't think anybody's ever seen Marik to judge on that.

Is it true that you love them more than me, Marik?
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Uhuh. Don't think anybody's ever seen Marik to judge on that.


Marik has an inner beauty that surpasses your superficial standards of the outward appearance.
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Marik has an inner beauty that surpasses your superficial standards of the outward appearance.


Pssh, Marik is cool. Beautiful is a weird phrase to use on a mind.
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Uhuh. Don't think anybody's ever seen Marik to judge on that.


I put some pictures up on oldguild and I went on camera a few times on that chat site spam sometimes uses.
And don’t worry bb. There’s always a special place in my heart for you.

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Marik has an inner beauty that surpasses your superficial standards of the outward appearance.


None the less, I’m most def passable; I got people thinking I’m a girl all the time. It’s actually started being a running joke in my family because it happens so much… if only they knew that I enjoyed it. My face is pretty feminine and I’ve also got this long flowing blonde hair that I shit you not, a girl in my senior class said it was better than hers.

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Why is this a thread about Marik now?

I dunno. The topic evolved past the OP I guess.

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Pssh, Marik is cool. Beautiful is a weird phrase to use on a mind.

Eh, I do want to be liked for my body too. You gotta see both half’s to get the whole, you dig?
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Marik, I always thought you were a girl tbh
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I put some pictures up on oldguild and I went on camera a few times on that chat site spam sometimes uses. None the less, I’m most def passable; I got people thinking I’m a girl all the time. It’s actually started being a running joke in my family because it happens so much… if only they knew that I enjoyed it. My face is pretty feminine and I’ve also got this long flowing blonde hair that I shit you not, a girl in my senior class said it was better than hers. I dunno. The topic evolved past the OP I guess. Eh, I do want to be liked for my body too. You gotta see both half’s to get the whole, you dig?

Can't generate an opinion on much else. It's cool, though. What was the thread about...
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I'm going to invert your eyeballs so you see your brain try to think of a way to get out of your current situationthen I will draw eyes on the other side of your eyeballs so you see out of that side as well and install a rotary system to make your eyes spin to get you permanently motion sick.


This post made me think of that time on oldGuild when someone made a thread titled "Tumblr should have a curfew" and then posted screenshots of a bunch of weird-ass Tumblr posts. One of them said "what if eyeballs have butts but we don't see them because they're inside our heads" or something to that effect.

I was going to post that screenshot in response to this, but I can't get to the thread since Wayback Machine doesn't have it archived.

So, let's just pretend I posted that.

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When I went out to the store, I didn’t expect this thread to go in the direction it went.


And that's the beauty of Spam.
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Uhuh. Don't think anybody's ever seen Marik to judge on that.


Cuteness is on the inside, man.
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Coolness, Kaga. She's a shining lagann flag.
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