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"Shut the hell up and sit down. Do you want our asses shot?" Scabhacker glared at Charity, "'Cause if we get noticed, we get killed."
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"Look here Scrabby, you don't know me to tell me what to do." She glared back at him. "I said be patient." Said Mikhal. "Well I would have known what was going on if you didnt just tell me what was happening..." She continued to glared at everyone, then sat down. "I'm sorry about her, she can be rude at certain times. Just ignore her. If anyone ask why she was yelling, just call her a spoiled brat."
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"...Rude is an understatement. Do they make butt plugs for mouths? 'Cause all the shit's coming out of her mouth now." Snarked the goblin.
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James casually summoned a mace above Sabhacker's head and let it drop. It was a heavy mace too, probably made for use by a troll. "Your voice annoys me more than her rudeness...shut up..."
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"Yeah, well at least I'm not an edgy piece of sh--GAH!" The mace landed, "Dammit, fine. You win. I'll shut up."
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"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP OR ALL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHIRENES!"

He screams ,holding a lighter over a stick of TNT
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Teoinsanity said
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP OR ALL BLOW US ALL TO SMITHIRENES!"He screams ,holding a lighter over a stick of TNT


"Now, now, settle down..."

The sage-goat flipped another page as he said this, continuing his book.
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Frin was in the high heavens: he was finally going to do something heroic! Because of this he didn't really realize all the shouting that was going on around him. Only after a couple minutes did he look around to see who he was going to quest with.
"But... you aren't knights." He said, a bit disappointed.
"No matter! I will teach you all how to be a real heroes!"
And with that, he started singing, again:

Heading for a quest we are
To save the Goblin King
Our path no one can bar
As victory we bring!


His song seemed to actually sound better than the last one, probably because of the fact that this time, he really was going on a quest, and the excitement and pure feelings made his voice sound slightly more like one of a bard.
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James looked at Frin. "We don't have to be knights to become heroes. Knights are usually arrogant fools anyways." He sighed and went back to reading, this time reading a book on dark magic.
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"I agree with the Mage guy ,knights are always chivalry this ,chilvary that."

He came close to frin

"War is a game of trickery ,we trolls understood thy from the start ,you guys on the other hand ,are still getting the hang of it"

The young troll then chuckles
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"I'd wouldnt want to be a knight.. I'd rather be someone that doesnt get noticed. Mikhal said looking at Frin. Charity seemed pissed more than anything. Her eyes turned red after that and started to glare at the world. "Th-Thank you James, but I could have ha-handle it!" She quickly said. Mikhal looked at his sister and tugged on her jacket. "Get me a Black Russian Char." Said her brother. Charity nodded and went up to the bar to get his drink. "This might be the last thing I say for a while, but what is the plan and why were we chosen. If we are going to be here a while I suggest to get a drink."
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An official looking goat walks in to the meeting room. He is wearing a goofy army hat, with at least on metetric ton of badges upon it. He sits down on one of the empty chairs and proceeds to look uncomfortable. He opens his mouth to speak, but looks a bit distant. He remembers and then speaks with a serious look on his face.

Well, the Goblin King is missing. You probally read the letter we sent, because if you didn't, well you wouldn't be here. This stuff is so sercet, only me and you fellows know about it. Not anyone in the whole of the G.O.O.P knows it. It's only Ten Days before the great Goblin Speech comes along, and if you don't save him, we'll have a whole goat damn WAR on our hands. We appointed you all because you haven't done anything of importance, or all the everyone who saw is dead. We need to keep this on the down low, first word to the goblins means a war. You each will be paid 500,000,000 gold EACH. That five hundred million, for those who can't hear numbers right. I would suggest heading to Doomed Town about 5 miles from here, and getting in to the mercenary's guild somehow. Check the request board and see if the job is up there. Or go to the Seer, and see what he can see.

He gets up and leaves, slamming the door. On the table, one gold bag for everyone in the room appeared, each with 100 gold in them. A note was attached to one. It stated

"You're welcome- GM."
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James got up, not bothering to grab the money as he started to walk out. "I'm on good terms with the mercenary guild's leader, so if anyone wants easy access to the mercenary guild, then stick with me," he said before walking out the door. He left the tavern, going straight towards Doomed Town.
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ChadsWorth The Thrid said
An official looking goat walks in to the meeting room. He is wearing a goofy army hat, with at least on metetric ton of badges upon it. He sits down on one of the empty chairs and proceeds to look uncomfortable. He opens his mouth to speak, but looks a bit distant. He remembers and then speaks with a serious look on his face. He gets up and leaves, slamming the door. On the table, one gold bag for everyone in the room appeared, each with 100 gold in them. A note was attached to one. It stated "You're welcome- GM."


"Teo ,ya better thank chads "

He says as he picks up the gold
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A young spellborn slowly walked down the street, holding a note and reading it over and over again. His long hair flowed in the wind, but it was not normal hair. It had the colors of flowing black, gray, and white, with a spot of red and orange here and there. "So, this tavern, the 'Slutty Potato', it should be around here. But why do these people even need me? Why can't anyone leave me alone for 5 minutes? A swear, random strangers are getting worse than my parents. But why are they asked a child like me to head off into a tavern to save the king? Honestly, is these people need mere children than they are already lost. And why is this tavern called the 'Slutty Potato' anyway? They don't even have private parts, or a brain, and even if they did they would not have enough insight in order to be slutty. This just seems like a stupid game, why am I even questioning these stupids things out loud?" He asked himself. He then put th note in the pocket of his tunic as he reached his destination, the Slutty Potato.

"Not how I would run a tavern, but most people around here are idiots." He said to himself. And with that, he braced himself as he opened the door walked in, expecting the worst like normal.
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Frin's mind cleared up and his eyes widened, not because of the gold, but because of fear.
"T-the m-me-mercenary's guild? What do they have anything to do with this?"
Asked frin, closely hugging gobluitar which is the goblin's guitar.
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Charity came back to see that everyone left, except her brother, who was waiting for her. "Did everyone le-" "We have to go to Doomed Town" Said Mikhal. Charity grew annoyed. "We walked all the way here just to go somewhere else..." Before saying anything else, she conjured up twin blades that clamped to her arms. "I dont think I'd need them, but just in case. What you scared about the guild?" She looked at Frin before looking at her brother. "I'll tell you everything while walking to the next time, it'll just take a couple of hours." Charity almost ran out the door if it wasnt for a kid walking in. "Watch where you're going!" She said. "Hmmph.." She mumbled. Mikhal walked up to both of them, bowed, and said, "Sorry about that, we were just leaving." The two siblings walked out. "So you gonna tell me what happen?" "We have ten days till the goblin meeting happens, if we save the goblin king by then the war will happen, that is why we have to go to Doomed town." Charity nodded as she started walking.
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Scabhacker ran out of the bathroom after the teens, "I can't believe I have to walk you brats to Doomed Town. I mean, could be worse. I could have to walk with the jerk that dropped a mace on my head... Or that kid who shouldn't even be here."
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Scabhacker ran out of the bathroom after the teens, "I can't believe I have to walk you brats to Doomed Town. I mean, could be worse. I have to walk with the jerk that dropped a mace on my head... Or that kid who shouldn't even be here."


Charity grinned, "You didnt have to, but you can tag along. Just dont slow us down. I'd rather have 'that jerk' than you anyway. He's a lot quieter than you..." She said. Mikhal pulled her ear. "Just behave.. Im sorry sir for her rudeness." He said quietly. Char glared at the "old man" then looked back at her brother. She sighed then started to walk again.
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Scabhacker ran out of the bathroom after the teens, "I can't believe I have to walk you brats to Doomed Town. I mean, could be worse. I have to walk with the jerk that dropped a mace on my head... Or that kid who shouldn't even be here."


"Aww shut ap ya skirt wearing nudist"
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