I like that idea. Go with it.
QuietThinker said
Does anyone wish to collab?
MrAllenJ said
Jazzy(Butt-Slave)
Dragonbud said
I'm not happy Allen, I demand a back massage
Jazzy said
(In response to Dragonbud)He isnt even your real mom.
InfernoBlaze said
I just lost my Advanced virginity today!
Jazzy said
You all are cockblocking Matt so hard right now lol
Dragonbud said
(In response to Jazzy) good
InfernoBlaze said
Gender: French
MrAllenJ said
Alright scrublords, since I barely give any fucks, my skype info is Mr AllenJ. Since I don't really care if my skype is out there (Cam whores seem to find my skype just fine).
InfernoBlaze said
Don't fall in love with me ladies, my face is on the profile picture :P
Leonerdo said
(In response to InfernoBlaze)
Hey, why don't you think of the men for once?
Dragonbud said
Allen don't you dare post before me I will attack
InfernoBlaze said
You should start with patting on the head! :P
Estylwen said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)
Which head?
MrAllenJ said
I hope you guys enjoy my latest post. Five hours went into that.
Leonerdo said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
It sucked.
Cryptiic said
- Henry Olin (Young teacher, ex-student. Also known as Mr."Hi, I'm a 7'3 friendly and upbeat scary humanoid lizard/alligator/whatever with a Phd.")
He Who Walks Behind said
This RP is about to get Ho Yay as fuck. Since Henry can change genders, we have a TON of possibilities to work with here.
MrAllenJ said
(quoted in OOC from IC)
"He broke the fourth wall, get him!" Nikki loudly shouted, pointing a finger.
Everyone in the room teamed up to collectively bitchslap Matt for his heinous crimes.
MrAllenJ said
"Hey you faggots, we're suddenly in space!"
Jazzy said
Fine, I'll be the mature one.
lol 69 IC posts.
Cryptiic said
Oh no... My OCD's worse nightmare... A post I've written with a typo was quoted... Now I'll never be able to erase its stain from the forum... D:
The edit button... It does nothing... O_O
*Commits Seppuku*
Leonerdo said"With great power comes great responsibility..." Barack recited. He took a slow drag from a cherry flavored cigar and held it in his mouth before releasing it into the air, where the smoke danced through the air. He leaned back into his cotton rotating chair and propped his shiny leather shoes up on his coated, mahogany desk. "That's what he said, right? Your uncle Ben?"
The masked protector of Manhattan hung upside down from the ceiling, a mere couple feet above the soft carpet in the Oval Room. His body was relaxed, but his mind was racing. Here he was in the office of the most powerful man in the free world - just alone with him and him alone. He was honored to be where he was, but all he could think about was how dashing his President was in a well-tailored suit. He might be Spider-Man on the outside, but on the inside, he was still an overexcited little boy with the opportunity of a lifetime.
"...Yes." Spidey said, hesitating only for a moment. "He wanted me to remember the value of our decisions, and how they affect others."
"I see. He must have been a fine man." Barack replied. He turned around in his spinning chair to take a brief look out the window that oversaw the city of Washington D.C. before turning back around to look straight to the eyes of Spider-Man's mask. "He must have been for him to have raised such a fine young man."
Spidey felt his face heat up beneath his mask and his chest tightened. "Oh, no, no... it was nothing. I'm just doing my duty."
"Your duty?" The President parroted. His face displayed surprise and admiration. "But most men and women don't feel duty until they pick up a badge. You sprung out one day from the depths of New York City and starting saving people."
Spider-Man tried to deny these claims, "but, no, you see, that's what--", but Barack wouldn't have any of it. He interjected, saying, "save your modesty, Spider-Man. Take the compliment. You saved my life. Don't you remember? I was flying over Manhattan and..."
"...and your plane stalled. Something got stuck in one of the propellers and the wing ripped off the jet. You were right next to it and--"
"--and I fell. I fell from thousands of feet in the air, Spidey. I was terrified. I owe you my life. I owe you everything a man could ever offer."
Spider-Man felt the inside of his chest flutter. Barack has done everything in his power to make him and his family comfortable. His Aunt May was given a house further from the city with payed monthly mortgage and he himself was offered this chance to talk to him alone in this office without any surveillance. And to think he'll be here for an entire week with Barack Obama! It was unbelievable! Maybe he'll be able to meet the First Lady Michelle and maybe their kids and maybe--
His train of thought was interrupted when his conversational partner stood up from the chair and snuffed his cigar out in the ashtray. His heart and mind was racing. What was he planning to say? Or what to do? Barack set the cigar down and paced around his desk, carefully placing one foot in front of the other. He was so refined, and so tailored. It was at this moment that He was all Spidey could think about. Barack ended his pacing when he met in front of Spidey, mere inches in front of his mask. "You're an example to us all." He started saying, his usual authoritative voice was softened. More intimate. "You're a symbol that anyone can help."
Barack drew his hands closer to Spider-Man's mask. The hero could barely see past his dizziness. "Why are you doing all this for me?"
The President didn't stop or hesitate once. He pulled down Spidey's mask halfway. "Because I have hope." He told him. Then he leaned forward and pressed his dark warm lips against Spidey's. It was at that moment that the hero's heart erupted, and everything he thought he knew was gone. All he cared about in this moment was getting closer to him. Spidey pressed more firmly against' Barack's lips, returning his affection. The President held the back of his head and pressed the two toward each other. There were fireworks in the Oval Office today, and the two shared this brief moment of intimacy together before Obama slowly broke off the kiss. Spidey hung there, utterly stunned by the events that had occurred. The line snapped and the hero fell limply onto the floor, but that did little to snap him out of his current trance.
Barack, too, seemed unfazed. He straightened his suit and tie and looked at his watch. "I have a conference meeting to go to in a few minutes across district."
The President walked to the other end of the room and opened the door to the hallway. He looked back for a brief moment at the starstruck hero that still layed on the ground. "I'll see you later tonight, Spidey." He purred with a wink.
Spider-Man simply raised a thumbs up sign with his hand before he dropped his arm back onto the ground. Barack flashed him a final, charming smile before he closed the door to oversee the congressional commune.
Jazzy said
I claim post 200!
MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
and on this day the size of your e-peen doubled.
Jazzy said
(quoted in OOC from IC)
"And to answer your question, Nikki, my creator is a mid teenage male and my girlfriend is hot. Sex is a thing." he said, shrugging, not looking back at the explosion that was the 4th wall being blown to smithereens for the second time this act. "I hope Adam starts the training soon."
Cryptiic said
Or you could just retro-actively insert him into the story. A lot of new characters are introduced that way.
You could even arrange via PM with some of the other writers introducing new characters themselves for your character to have interacted with theirs the other day. That way, it helps establish a consistent timeline and makes it seem less like your character is just popping out of nowhere..
Just because you are a bit late to the role play doesn't mean your character necessarily has to be as well...
You could use Zack King's introduction on page four as an example.
PS: New drinking game, take a shot for every time I write the word "Character".
Jazzy said
Lol Adam said hands on training.
Cryptiic said
Spiky tentacles... Hmm... I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
MrAllenJ said
There'll be no tentacle porn on my watch!
Jazzy said
If it's not tentacle porn, it's lizard porn. Both of my characters are very capable of one of those things.
CHOSE WISELY.
MrAllenJ said
Well the joke's on you asshole
0. Lizard porn, and tentacle porn are strictly forbidden, whoever breaks these rules will have a piano dropped on them.
It's against the ruuuules
THE RUUUULES
Jazzy said
Piano porn is a thing.
I am okay with this.
MrAllenJ said
0. Lizard porn, tentacle porn, ESPECIALLY piano porn, are strictly forbidden, whoever breaks these rules will have a piano dropped on them.
Thank you for reminding me.
Jazzy said
I will manipulate the rules to my bidding via porn.
I am Matt. The universe bends to my will(y).
MrAllenJ said
-2. All characters named Matt will be sentenced to the headmaster's BDSM dungeon for all eternity.
-1. The universe does not bend to your will, Jazzy, it bends to my oversized dick.
Let's see how far that gets you
MrAllenJ said
Ah fuck, I forgot this rule too
-3. All BDSM dungeons are to be referred as Chuck Testa Dungeons
Jazzy said
17. Do not have fun. I will make sure this RP will be the more painful moments of your young life!
This rule went to shit fast.
The mods are fun here!
MrAllenJ said
We are saving the RP from ourselves.
Jazzy said
WE ARE THE CAPTAINS OF THIS SHIP, AND IF I SAY WE SAIL INTO THE ICEBERG, WE SAIL INTO THE ICEBERG DAMNIT.
MrAllenJ said
Our ship is the SS. Ass Pirate and we sail the seven seas on the prowl for booty
Jazzy said
(in response to a new person wanting to join about a minute after posting the message above)
YAARR
WELCOME TO THE SS. ASS PIRATE, YOU WISH TO SAIL WITH US ON OUR QUEST FOR BOOTY???
I BE FIRST MATE JAZZY, YE BEST BE POSTIN YER CHARACTER SHEET IN THE CHARACTER DEPOSITE, LINKED ON THE FERST OR SECOND POST ON THE FERST PAGE.
Cryptiic said
Don't mind the mods, they were just discussing boating, leadership and tentacle sex.
Obscene Symphony said
Sorry for the inconvenience, I guess this is what happens when you write after midnight (yes, I am totally softcore)
Jazzy said
(In response to Obsene Symphony)
WIENY
Jazzy said
This is Alex: *snip*
Dear god. Longest working link ever.
InfernoBlaze said
She uses body language? Must have missed it!
Cryptiic said
Yeah, it looks something like this:
Leonerdo said
1,000 x X, where X is the value of the speed of potato, represented by miles per hour per potato speed, or mph/ps.
x = mph/ps = 0
x = 0
1,000 x 0 = 0
So, the speed of a potato, when multiplied by 1,000, remains at a value of zero.
Brought to you by "Math Time With Leo."
MrAllenJ said
Seth is accepted, his rating is....
Whatever 8
MrAllenJ said
Oh, Paige's rating is...
I barely care anymore 8
Jazzy said
Gangster!Henry inbound.
Space Communist said
"Valjean's SAND STREAM kicked up a sandstorm!"
Leonerdo said
If there's another person over six feet or can bench press over a hundred-seventy-five pounds, I will bust a nut. Suffer from erectile dysfunction. Spontaneous genitalia combustion. My ballsack will explode.
Jazzy said
(in response to Leonerdo)
*Insert Superman character sheet here*
MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
Rejected. Ur not cool enough.
Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
I use my godly mod powers to accept it.
GG
MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
You whore.
SerpentGear said
I am considered to be above the national average height for females.
Jazzy said
(In response to SerpentGear)
So's my dick.
I couldn't resist I'm so sorry.
Jazzy said
666 posts not counting this one.
All hail our lord and savior, satan.
EDIT:
Gangster!Henry's theme song:
Leonerdo said
I actually don't understand this fixation with this character having to hold her breath.
MrAllenJ said
(in response to Leonerdo)
I can think of some sex jokes.
MrAllenJ said
I had Tess approach Quinn. I plan on making Theresa the worst flirt in the entire RP. No matter how hard everyone tries.
Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
Challenge fucking accepted.
MrAllenJ said
(in response to Jazzy)
Prepare for the storm, motherfucker.
MrAllenJ said
... I LOVE COLLAB POSTS, NOTHING MAKES MY DICK HARDER
InfernoBlaze said
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Leonerdo said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)
Jazzy said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)
MrAllenJ said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)
Jazzy said
Henry can breath underwater from his skin. He'll jump down and will meet Atticus at the bottom.
MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
"Henry can breath underwater from his cock. He'll jump down and will meet Atticus at the bottom."
Fixed.
Jazzy said
(in response to Allen)
He CAN breath underwater through his wang actually...
No shame. He has the world's most powerful and versatile wang. Not only that, but he has TWO of them!
QuietThinker said
Why won't it let me post :(
MrAllenJ said
I totally want to replace the "deer" with a human being in my post now.
Now, I think we should discuss where we're going to go after our many collab posts. There's a lot of loose ends here.
I updated the third post with arena-layouts, right now there's only three, but if someone can come up with a good one, then I'm all ears. I updated Theresa's sheet by the way. Rewritten her personality with ideas I had that just make her seem more rounded, and I also explained her regeneration a bit. I also updated Dana's too since a fellow moderator said that she can do more than I thought she could. Details are in the other section.
I would update relationships, but this site is being a butt at the moment, so I'll save it for later
MrAllenJ said
I have contacted the mods, and they will be fixerizing things shortly.
Kynapon said
Them's fightin' words.
MrAllenJ said
They are
but I assure you, you do not want to fight none of this:
SerpentGear said
I walked in, do I see people having a Fullmetal Alchemist conversation?
Leonerdo said
(In response to SerpentGear)
No, we're talking pornography.
MrAllenJ said
BEFORE JAZZY EVEN GETS THE CHANCE
I CLAIM POST 1000 MOTHERFUCKERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
u wot m8
Estylwen said
Shit, there are monsters in the dark. D:
Jazzy said
(In response to Estylwen)
They're all comin' for that booty.
( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )
MrAllenJ said
Jazzy has been demoted to buttslave for being a scrublord.
Mr Allen J said
All praise the based penis.
MrAllenJ said
The 300th post is mine, motherfuckers.
Jazzy: -0
Me: 9001
Jazzy said
(in response to MrAllenJ)
Fuck off.
Auri Blue said
What have I gotten myself into? o.O
Auri Blue said
What have I gotten myself into? o.O
Dragonbud said
I havent been in this thread for like a month...but god damn it nick