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OTP is a term that needs to burn in hell along with hashtag.
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Leidenschaft said
Marassa's theme song


I've got nothing against rap, but this video makes me sad for the music industry.
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Dervish said
OTP is a term that needs to burn in hell along with hashtag.


#rude

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I've got nothing against rap, but this video makes me sad for the music industry.


I guess you're just not a boss-ass bitch.
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Robeatics said
#rudeI guess you're just not a boss-ass bitch.


Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
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#teamNoUrzothXBlade
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I'm back.

Now to find time to make a good CS.
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Nicotine and caffeine.

I need moar.
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rpg101 said
Nicotine and caffeine. I need moar.


Replace caffeine with booze and i 100% agree
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Found booze, also SURPRISE! (Also i believe now modern day Thyra is Iggy Azalea)

"Hello, this is Dean Razalinc of Hammerfell High, we are happy to inform the fanfic is back on. Expect more surprises my dears"

Night of whatever friggin night after I left on

"GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP CUB-" Sion lifted his head with a roar. Half-asleep, he realized the orc was sleeping. Snoring loudly, but still a sleep. "Oh...." He slammed his head down on his pillow, then lifted it up to place it over his ears. Gods bless him the orc finally fell asleep without him having to knock him unconscious.

Rena was currently writing in her journal. Furious, the girl was upset. Her cheerleading ally, her senior, her friend, stole her beloved from her. Zaveed was to be meant with her! How could Reigenleif do this!?

"Girl." The elf Vurwe began. "It's totes not like im looking at your writin' or sum junk. But the pencil is like, tearing through the journal. Like it really is." Rena ignored her, and kept writing/puncturing her book in rage. Vurwe didn't know what to say, so of course she spoke the first thought in her head. "It's sooooo bitchy Reigenleif did that, but it isn't like you couldn't get revenge anyway? If someone stole my hunk-" The elf girl began to drool from her mouth think of her older future baby daddy. "Um... yeah, like, just..."

The words of revenge fueled the girl. And with quick smarts knew how to do it. And it would involve an orc, and a khajiit. Smirking, she stood up in the tent and tossed her journal to the side. Well her stabbed journal. "I'll be back."

Cub slept like a happy puppy, and snored like a bear. Nice dreams of fluffy kitties, cute bunnies, large platters of food, joyful friends around him. Until...

"CUB!" Rena shouted as she opened the tent. "Zaveed is in danger! There's a blond haired monster in his tent trying to kill him! It was the same one on Sevari's video tape!" The orc shot up immediately, eyes wide as saucers as he looked at the imperial. "Zhaveed is in danger!?" He gasped leaping to his feet(as well as stepping on the finally sleeping Sion's tail who woke up screaming.) The orc bounded passed Rena. A livid Sion knew Cub was the one to wake him up, and as such as an angry khajiit, grabbed the endless pot of chili and dashed after Cub. "I'll save you Zhaveed!" "I'm going to make you drown in this gruel you foul beast!" Sion yelled as he chased after Cub with the pot of chili.

Rena laughed maniacally. Her plan was working... turn them against each other and-
There was a noise she heard in the distance behind her, silencing her laugh. "What in the world could it be?" She thought as she turned around.

Urzoth was reading(secretly) a romance novel in her own tent. She was hoping the girl would end up with the werewolf man instead of the sparkly vampire, each page she flipped the anticipation grew more and more. "Please don't fall in love with the vampire you clod, please don't..." she pleaded. "I'll save you Zhaveed!"

Cub's voice rang through her ears. She dropped the book and peeked her head outside the tent. "I'm going to make you drown in this gruel you foul beast!" Cub was frantically dashing across the grounds being chased by Sion who was carrying a pot...? Maybe she should help... Sion has surprisingly been known to be able to take Cub down... oh and Zaveed was in danger. With ease, she jumped out of her tent to chase after Cub and Sion. And to save Zaveed as well. Yeah she didn't forget about Zaveed....

"I'll save you Zhaveed!" Thyra plugged her ears with her palms. Gods what was happening now!? She stuck her out of the tent and noticed Cub being chased by Sion carrying a pot being chased by Urzoth. "My fucking life..." The nord complained as she slapped her forehead. Cub and Sion were at it again, and now Urzoth was involved from some retarded scenario. She could picture her own future now, baby sitting the titan orc and the short khajiit robbing a jewelry store. It made perfect sense and no sense at all. "I'll... be back... I'm going to go rescue Urzoth from a terrible fate...." She sighed, telling Marassa, Elayna, and Sevari.

And the nord left, swearing so much that she could make a sailor blush and call her daddy. "....I... hope she will be okay-" The female khajiit paused her sentence when she turned to look at Elayna and Sevari. Her jaw dropped. "Sevari! Are you eating frosted flakes again!?" She roared. The male khajiit looked away from her to his left. Then to his right. Then back at her. "Uh...no?" "You are! Elayna! Did you give him that!?" She roared once more. The breton exhaled a nice few smoke rings before turning to look at Sevari. Then her own jaw dropped. "Sevari! Did you steal my frosted flakes!?" Elayna mimicked Marassa's own roar. "Uh....no?" Marassa sighed. "Dammit." She began as she turned to Elayna. "He's going to relapse again!" "I didn't know he stole my frosted flakes!" "You didn't even know your own fox was with us the whole time on this trip, so this really isn't a shocker!"

"ALL YO YENS, YIP YIP YAP." Kip interrupted the conversation, making everyone question their own sanity and freeze in place. Until Sevari made a mad dash out of the tent. "My frosted flakes!" The breton screamed as she chased after Sevari, followed by kip, then followed by Marassa in dismay.

Zaveed and Reigenleif were having a steamy make out session in a sleeping bag, filled with passion as most youngsters would alone in the dark, when the khajiit pulled his face away from her's. In curiosity, she asked him "What's wrong?" His ear flicked and he looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a car. "My Zaveed senses are tingling, put your clothes on. NOW!"

An older orc was having his own make out session with his lover, filled with moans, groans, and french pastry's. And as he and her rested on a tree in the dark, his ear flicked. Quite similar to how Zaveed's did only a moment ago. He slowed down his kisses to listen to the sounds. In his ears, he heard the shout of one of his students..."I'll save you Zhaveed!"

Gorzath cursed. He immediately stopped kissing his secret boo thang and reached down to the ground with shocking speed, plucking the grass. "Darling? What are you doing!?" Famed Actress Liza Minnelli questioned. With no response, Gorzath threw the grass on her head as a hopeless disguise and grabbed her hand. "We need to go to my tent!" The orc's dominance practically dragged famed actress Liza Minnelli as he dashed like a mad man in the dark. "I've never seen you like this before! It's so... so..." Gorzath shushed his lover in a frantic run.

Sadly, well for Zaveed and Reigenleif. The two were running straight to the tent they were in.


TO BE CONTINUED
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Cairomaru said
Replace caffeine with booze and i 100% agree


ohmygawdiwantboozesobad
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rpg101 said
ohmygawdiwantboozesobad


It's really good. Can confirm. Had booze.
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Gorzath's got game. (Urzoth would totally root for the dogboy, good shit Cairo)
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Voltaire said
It's really good. Can confirm. Had booze.


Can also confirm, my blood is 80 proof.
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Dervish said
OTP is a term that needs to burn in hell along with hashtag.


#hashtag
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Hey, you guys know there's a steam beta going on where you can stream the game you're playing, right? Friends can watch you play. Whoever has steam and wants to have any of our drunk asses watch you play, you can, just by going into Steam settings and joining the beta.
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Working on a little post. Should be up hopefully by tonight or tomorrow.
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Hey, you guys know there's a steam beta going on where you can stream the game you're playing, right? Friends can watch you play. Whoever has steam and wants to have any of our drunk asses watch you play, you can, just by going into Steam settings and joining the beta.


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guess who's going to be streaming my fav jump scare game :D. By the way, should mention wit gave me permission awhile before he left to npc cub if need be for any plot things so everyone knows. But ill only do it if its plot important.
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I guess I'll watch you guys play stuff. Maybe I'll do the same.
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Okay, so my post hasn't gone according to plan. Expect one soon, though!

Speaking of vampires, what does everybody's character think of vampires, werewolves and daedra worshippers (like Molag Bal, Mehrunes Dagon, the big jerky gods basically), respectively? I will probably put up some more character questions before my post.
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Well, Gorzath (Before a bullet went through his skull), was pretty much okay with all three as long as they A) Told him what they were from the start and B) Didn't try to eat him or his friends. Or sacrifice them.

Okay as in, he wouldn't have tried to kill them immediately. He wasn't naive enough to let his guard down around them, especially at night. He trusted werewolves only a little more than vampires and Daedra worshippers. Namely because they typically don't want the curse and can chain themselves up whenever they're about to turn. Vampires and Worshippers, in his experience, typically have no qualms about eating you or sacrificing you to their gods.
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