Halo said
Sometimes I really think someone's gonna get taken to hospital before the end of the year.

Also, question: are American house parties like they are in typical Hollywood movies? Y'know, kegs, plastic red cups, all that shit? Seems unlikely, but within every cliche is a grain of truth, so they say.

Halo said
Sometimes I really think someone's gonna get taken to hospital before the end of the year.

Also, question: are American house parties like they are in typical Hollywood movies? Y'know, kegs, plastic red cups, all that shit? Seems unlikely, but within every cliche is a grain of truth, so they say.

Blitzkrieg said
They are here. But a keg full of tequila doesn't exist, your friends are being stupid.

Taaj said
Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.No, I have no played beer pongYes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).Hooray America.

Taaj said Four Loko.

Awson said
>have not seen>not seen>seen

Taaj said No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave.

Blitzkrieg said
So many bad memories just came floating back.

Sloth said
Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave? Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

Hank said
The things she's heard, though...

Sloth said
Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave? Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

Blitzkrieg said
If it's on a counter it could be a good surface for the girl to support her body.

Sloth said
Yeah but that's not the microwave, that's the microwave.I take semantics very seriously.

Taaj said
Agreed. My housemates made fun of me for a full week after that incident. I have vague memories of giving a female acquaintance a lapdance, crawling through a crowded room, having a really deep discussion of death with a girl I barely know, watching my now-boyfriend kiss a male friend of his, and getting a tongue shoved into my ear under a sprig of mistletoe.But most of that night is a blur.