My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

[Halo]

Sometimes I really think someone's gonna get taken to hospital before the end of the year.

Also, question: are American house parties like they are in typical Hollywood movies? Y'know, kegs, plastic red cups, all that shit? Seems unlikely, but within every cliche is a grain of truth, so they say.

[Cpt Toellner]

Halo said
Sometimes I really think someone's gonna get taken to hospital before the end of the year.

Also, question: are American house parties like they are in typical Hollywood movies? Y'know, kegs, plastic red cups, all that shit? Seems unlikely, but within every cliche is a grain of truth, so they say.

They are here. But a keg full of tequila doesn't exist, your friends are being stupid.

[Sloth]

I would say it depends on who's throwing the party.

House parties here in white, suburban Pennsylvania suck.

[Hank]

Halo said
Sometimes I really think someone's gonna get taken to hospital before the end of the year.

Also, question: are American house parties like they are in typical Hollywood movies? Y'know, kegs, plastic red cups, all that shit? Seems unlikely, but within every cliche is a grain of truth, so they say.

I don't know about you but Dutch house parties can also be like that.... except we have a fetish for drinking beer straight out of the bottle so there's that.

[stark]

Blitzkrieg said
They are here. But a keg full of tequila doesn't exist, your friends are being stupid.

This.

[Awson]

Are they also going to bring a supermarket slab of jam or a wheelbarrow of crisps?

[NotAMouse]

Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.

No, I have no played beer pong

Yes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.

No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.

Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).

Hooray America.

[Cpt Toellner]

Wisconsin parties usually just include every thing alcoholic that could be found and shoved into a cramped house.

[Awson]

Taaj said
Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.No, I have no played beer pongYes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).Hooray America.

>have not seen
>not seen
>seen

[Boxes]

Would you like an account of the past fourish years of my life?

I'm here for you.

[Cpt Toellner]

Taaj said Four Loko.

So many bad memories just came floating back.

[Hank]

Awson said
>have not seen>not seen>seen

The things she's heard, though...

[Sloth]

Taaj said No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave.

Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave?

Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

[NotAMouse]

Blitzkrieg said
So many bad memories just came floating back.

Agreed. My housemates made fun of me for a full week after that incident. I have vague memories of giving a female acquaintance a lapdance, crawling through a crowded room, having a really deep discussion of death with a girl I barely know, watching my now-boyfriend kiss a male friend of his, and getting a tongue shoved into my ear under a sprig of mistletoe.

But most of that night is a blur.

[Cpt Toellner]

Sloth said
Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave? Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

If it's on a counter it could be a good surface for the girl to support her body.

[NotAMouse]

Hank said
The things she's heard, though...

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Sloth said
Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave? Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

One word. Adventure.

[Sloth]

Blitzkrieg said
If it's on a counter it could be a good surface for the girl to support her body.

Yeah but that's not on the microwave, that's against the microwave.

I take semantics very seriously.

[Boxes]

Sloth said
Yeah but that's not the microwave, that's the microwave.I take semantics very seriously.

Some like it hot.

[idlehands]

Keg of tequila?

[Cpt Toellner]

Taaj said
Agreed. My housemates made fun of me for a full week after that incident. I have vague memories of giving a female acquaintance a lapdance, crawling through a crowded room, having a really deep discussion of death with a girl I barely know, watching my now-boyfriend kiss a male friend of his, and getting a tongue shoved into my ear under a sprig of mistletoe.But most of that night is a blur.

I needed 4loko for a drink recipie of mine for new years, I tried many times but I kept screwing up the drink. Anyway, that night had only expended one of the 5 4lokos I now had. I brought them to a party about a week later and got two friends to help me out with them. I finished one, and two others were half finished.

Came back in march for spring break, hung out at the same place for another party. My friend brought me to the fridge and showed me the two unopened and two unfinished 4lokos and said he wanted them gone.

I had a job to do.

All I really remember is locking myself in the closet.