You didn't even start cool

Buddy, I was cool before you were even born.

You are the oldest here, aren't you? So this could technically be true.

Possibly. But I bet I look a fair bit younger than most here. ;)

Now I'm just conventionally cool like the rest of you fools.

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You didn't even start cool

Buddy, I was cool before you were even born.

You are the oldest here, aren't you? So this could technically be true.

Possibly. But I bet I look a fair bit younger than most here. ;)

You didn't even start cool

Buddy, I was cool before you were even born.

People say that I sound like my older brother over the phone. People are also constantly surprised by my height and often ask what year of high-school I'm in.

People say that I sound like my older brother over the phone. People are also constantly surprised by my height and often ask what year of high-school I'm in.

Wait are you younger than HS age? also that first one is typical, I either get my brother or my dad.

People say that I sound like my older brother over the phone. People are also constantly surprised by my height and often ask what year of high-school I'm in.

Wait are you younger than HS age? also that first one is typical, I either get my brother or my dad.

No, I'm in high-school. But people still ask if I'm junior or sophomore.

People say that I sound like my older brother over the phone. People are also constantly surprised by my height and often ask what year of high-school I'm in.

Wait are you younger than HS age? also that first one is typical, I either get my brother or my dad.

No, I'm in high-school. But people still ask if I'm junior or sophomore.

And you're...?

This rating system makes me feel kinda like a slut. I just give it out so easy.