This is a harmless piranha.
This is a vile and heartless creature known as the land piranha. It knows no mercy, only the need to feast upon human entrails. Mostly ankles and calf muscles, but also entrails and other important human body parts both male and female.
These things are deadly, approach with caution, humans. Adopt a more sensible, respectable dog that will fetch a beer for you, or a frisbee whatever floats your boat.
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