Wish granted. You get a bottle of the band "EVERCLEAR" chopped to pieces. I wish I had a billion dollars

Granted, but the government suddenly loses a major war and prints money to pay for the damages. Your billion dollars is now worth nothing. And now a madman has taken control of the nation, thus starting WWII because your wish took you back in time and changed those dollars to Reichmarks. Look at what you've done. You killed all those millions of people all because you were greedy enough to ask for a billion dollars. How do you feel about causing one of the worst wars in history, you monster? I wish I could have written a novel there instead of the few sentences I wrote instead.

Wish granted. You wrote Twilight and are responsible for horrible movies and Fifty Shades of Gray. I wish for a singularity to appear on the moon.

Granted. The Moon is gone now. The tides are gone too. The Earth's climate collapses, leaving us all in a hellish wasteland. I wish that this game would get more activity.

Granted. The physical embodiment of this game is now big and muscley. He lives a horrible life because he can barely move his arms and he has a tough time fitting through doors. You ruined him. You monster. I wish writer's block wasn't a thing.

Granted. You now can do nothing but write. You will eventually die of starvation as you cannot stop writing to eat food. I hope you write a letter to your family explaining your situation. I wish the world was a tetrahedron.

Granted. You now can do nothing but write. You will eventually die of starvation as you cannot stop writing to eat food. I hope you write a letter to your family explaining your situation.

I wish the world was a tetrahedron.

Granted but unfortunately because of the shape change the balance of gravity is thrown off completely which in turn drives our new shaped world to smash into the sun.

I wish I had a pop machine.

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Granted but unfortunately because of the shape change the balance of gravity is thrown off completely which in turn drives our new shaped world to smash into the sun.

I wish I had a pop machine.

Wish granted; you are granted a soda machine, which corrects your pronunciation at every interval.

I wish I had some whipped cream to go with this pecan pie.