Wish granted. You get a bottle of the band "EVERCLEAR" chopped to pieces.
I wish I had a billion dollars
Granted. You now can do nothing but write. You will eventually die of starvation as you cannot stop writing to eat food. I hope you write a letter to your family explaining your situation.
I wish the world was a tetrahedron.
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Granted but unfortunately because of the shape change the balance of gravity is thrown off completely which in turn drives our new shaped world to smash into the sun.
I wish I had a pop machine.