Someone should make some short excerpt for an IC Tome of Magic. :K

*looks at Flagg.*

So yeah... My phone wont connect to pirate pad...

*looks at pirate pad*

Oh my God... OP quoted Machiavelli...

Please tell me you're still accepting.

May I pick an orc-like warmonging race with a semi-intelligent leader capable of 9th grade mathematics and basic military strategy?

^We definitely are still accepting! There is still room on the map. Welcome! I think your warmongering Orc-themed monster race will fit right in Sacrilege War! (I am playing as one myself so we should get along just fine.)

So expidition sign ups are coming up. Who wants in?

*raises hand* may as well see it through. I mean, I already made it a shitty situation ;D

EDIT:

Flagg, is there a updated map in the works?

May I pick an orc-like warmonging race with a semi-intelligent leader capable of 9th grade mathematics and basic military strategy?

Yes, yes! Spot spots! A good few places, you might need to adjust your race a bit, spleen wants unique races as opposed to Tolkienites.

There's a nice warm spot up north. :J

*Trumpet Blast*

It's time for the first round of GM World Events (tm), brought to you by Flagg Inc.

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World Events will be announced oocly here, and given an IC interpretation by the players.

@Isotope & @Monkeypants: Nasita, sadly, has reported outbreaks of the Dream Plague. Perhaps worse than the plague itself, panic is spreading throughout the surrounding countryside like wildfire. The Drathan Union has closed its borders, cutting off the Pilgrim Road to Archeos, but the Congress of Masters has offered to send an army to help restore order around Nasita and put down any infected.

@Goldeagle1221 & @GreivousKhan: Essa Dormivi, cousin to the late Somnus Emperor and notable warlord within the Imperial Remnant, has declared for your cause and pledged her 10,000 legionaries to the Crusade.

@Darkspleen: feral beastkin inhabiting the massive swamplands in south Otnemarcas have begun migrating north, looting and pillaging as they go. Some conjecture that fear of the Dream Plague drives them, while others have heard reports of ghuls from Uudhin driving the local beastkin tribes out.

Thanks for tuning in folks, and that's all for now. Pls note not everyone will be getting GM events each time, so if you didnt get an event now, it doesnt mean I don't love you.

If you havent yet posted in the IC, please do so- or at least check in here if you're still active: @Aristo, @Celeste, @Katabasis, @Raptorman, @Tatsua Aiisen, @Legion X51

No huge rush- just want to gauge who's with us!

@FlaggWorking on a collab with Spleen at the moment; I'm still with you!

oOO extra troops, tasty.

Roaming bands of barbarian beastkin!

Roaming bands of barbarian beastkin!

Roaming bands of barbarian ARISTOOO*

ARISTOOOOOOOO!

This still open? Wants to make me a nation.

A nation of very hairy troglodyte-like tribal people from that northern island ya got there.

its open until all the land is filled in

(My NS is coming soon, you can see it in the pad)

Just remember to keep it human-esque!

@Monkeypants Ready to collab when you are!

Muh NS is all done up nice and sent to you Flagg.

Wow... Getting spanked already. This gonna be interesting.

Sound the horn! Battle stations! Red alert!

ISO, this may help the kings request to smack the somnus.
Justinians getting a big somnus army now. Unification can be played off as getting ready for war.

Gold, pm me a link to the collab. Maybe by some miracle it'll let me connect. With that said, usually Tuesday and Wednesday nights are going to be the days ill be active the most. It'll be sporadic through the rest of the week. (seeing as I did alot of work from my phone..)