My cat is like that with headphone cords. I've gone through at least 10.

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Does your cat eat them? Or just chew on them?

Just eat your dog.

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He just chews through it. I can't turn my back for 30 seconds without him nosing around.

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Must...resist...JOKE OPENING!

Shut up Lex Luther!

My dog jumped up and ate my burger. I thought of taking it back, but remembered how determined this dog can be to get food at every opportunity. I feed this dog plenty, but when I least expect it he'll snatch the food from my hand, or lick something from the ground. Eggs, bacon, sausage, burgers, cheese, you name it. Nothing is safe from this dog. Halp.

Just eat your dog.

Buy a cheap-ass food-shaped plastic toy. Rub it in real food to improve the scent. Cut a hole in it and fill it with pebbles or something. Pretend to eat it in front of the dog. See what happens and post about it here. i have no idea how dogs work i'm a cat guy