You wake up on a sidewalk. As your eyes adjust to the daytime you sit up, wondering where you are. There are buildings painted with bright colors. Some are big and some are small. In fact, the entire area has a very awkward layout.

You think the entire place is empty until CinnaMon, the cinnamon stick from applejacks commercials comes up to you. "Who are you mon?" he asked. Before you can reply an 8 note tune plays, indicating that a bowl of applejacks has been poured. CinnaMon gasped. "We gotta get to the bowl! Come with me, mon!" CinnaMon began running down the sidewalk.

You get up to your feet. In an alley between two buildings is bad apple, the villain who tries to make Applejacks taste like apples. "I'll get that cinnamon... And then we'll see who's the 'winnamon'" the apple mocked. He sees you staring at him. "Hey, buddy, want to help me get those Applejacks? There will be a reward in it for you..."

What do you do?

Choice 1: Catch up with Cinnamon

Choice 2: Join forces with Bad Apple

Choice 3: Have a panic attack, suddenly realizing your are in the setting of the Applejacks commercials and have just seen both of the characters.

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4. Shoot Bad Apple and take Cinnamon hostage for ransom, preferably in Applejacks.

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You choose to follow CinnaMon. (Choice 1)

You run to catch up with him on the sidewalk. "Looks like you wanna see what's it's like inside the bowl, huh Mon?" Cinnamon said.

There is a skateboard lying on the ground. "Get on, mon!" CinnaMon hopped on the skateboard and you joined him. When you got to a giant house cinnamon led you up a gutter pipe and jumped on an open windowsill. You looked through the window.

On the inside was a giant kitchen. On the counter was a bowl of applejacks and milk, some orange juice, and a sliced apple. The applejacks box was next to it. All of this was way oversized though. On the top was bad apple.

When bad apple saw you he laughed. "Oh no mon..." Cinnamon gasped. Apple had a remote in his hand. "I warned you to stay out of my AppleJacks, CinnaMon! If I push this button, a poison will emerge and all life not in an AppleJack's bowl will be destroyed!" Apple then looked at you. "I'm giving you one last chance. Join me or die"

What do you do?

Choice 1: Jump into the applejacks and milk bowl with cinnamon for safety

Choice 2: Join Apple and push the button

Choice 3: climb the AppleJack's box and try to fight Bad Apple

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I clicked on this thinking that it was My Little Pony. Oooops. Um...3.

You really like name brand shit. Are you getting paid by Kraft or Kellogs or something to make these threads?

idlehands said
You really like name brand shit. Are you getting paid by Kraft or Kellogs or something to make these threads?

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