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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ReonenMiruel
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2. Jesus is a dick. But, you can be my own personal Jesus ;)


wow all dis blasphemy

I'm so offended gais

I'm going to come to TP's hospital room and turn him into my mare now
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by TP
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@TP
>I now have blood clots in my lungs due to inactivity of it

Sounds like that could possibly be a pretty bad thing.

glhf

if i die, i need my tombstone to say "gg"
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Don't die you magnificent bastard.

I'll do my best not to. I kinda don't want me to do die either. Not like this. I always imagined I'd die in the dumbest way possible. Not fucking blood clots in my lungs forcing me to be on oxygen.
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wow all dis blasphemy

I'm so offended gais

I'm going to come to TP's hospital room and turn him into my mare now


pls only after i healed.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Pulmonary edema is bad and all, but my understanding is it can't kill you if the doctors know about it. I mean it COULD, probably, I guess, but you're prolly pretty safe now.

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Pulmonary edema is bad and all, but my understanding is it can't kill you if the doctors know about it. I mean it COULD, probably, I guess, but you're prolly pretty safe now.


Yeah, it literally just started last night, so I think I'm safe from death. And, they're finally going to check out my knee today!
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I thought it was only in the VA that you had to be almost dying before someone would check your condition.
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That's everywhere in America man.
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If you die, your tombstone is gonna say "gg bitchtittles"

And I'd totes take care of your mom. Wink. Wink.

No I wouldn't. Lisa would murder me.
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If you die, does Spam get your body?
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If you die, your tombstone is gonna say "gg bitchtittles"

And I'd totes take care of your mom. Wink. Wink.

No I wouldn't. Lisa would murder me.

New tombstone.

RIP Joe.
If you die, does Spam get your body?


Sure.
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I'll take the penis.

So that I can make sure no one does anything iffy with it.

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I'll take the penis.

So that I can make sure no one does anything iffy with it.


wow how thoughtful.
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Dibs on a leg.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I'll be happy if I just get a hand. I want to use it to do that thing you can do to corpses where you pull the muscles in the wrist to move the fingers. I think that would be a neat party trick.
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Dibs on a leg.


You'll have to take my left one. The right one is fractured and has a torn quad. Just found that out yesterday.
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Perfect. The left is the one I need.
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Perfect. The left is the one I need.


Nice.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Whiskers
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should've done that extra lunge back in gym class
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Can I have the right thigh? The meat there is slightly stringy, but still delicious.

Additionally, if you were suddenly told by your doctor that you were Neo from the matrix and that your blood clots were in fact computer virus' and that you had to exit from the matrix and cleanse yourself in an underground cave orgy, how much morphine do you think would be in your system?
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I'm sorry to hear that, TP. I hope they can get those blood boogers out of your lungs.
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