1. Home
  2. Spam Forum

Kid Page 2

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
Raw —
Avatar of Vilageidiotx

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

Member Seen 2 yrs ago
Give young Intravenous my congratulations for the entire being alive thing then.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Unfortunately
Raw —
Avatar of Unfortunately

Unfortunately smug

Member Seen 8 yrs ago
seriously

don't give him a name he'll regret for the rest of his life
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
Raw —
Avatar of Vilageidiotx

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

Member Seen 2 yrs ago
Give him a name that will scare the other kids into submission. "Lord Masterson" should work.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
Raw —
OP
Avatar of Rilla

Rilla SuperNova Generation / The Lazy Storyteller

Member Seen 4 mos ago
no one regrets IV
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by andromedene
Raw —
Avatar of andromedene

andromedene

Member Seen 1 yr ago
Four
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
Raw —
Avatar of Vilageidiotx

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

Member Seen 2 yrs ago
He numbers these things. It's not his fourth kid though, just the fourth accomplishment he had chosen to number. His pet name for his SO is "Three"
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
Raw —
OP
Avatar of Rilla

Rilla SuperNova Generation / The Lazy Storyteller

Member Seen 4 mos ago
no, whitey is my pet name for her.

Three is -my- designation.

therefore the kid gets 4, or as mdk put it, Ivy.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
Raw —
Avatar of Halo

Halo

Member Seen 5 yrs ago
define consistent. Lol

He shall be named IV


You haven't disappeared forever at any point, proven by the existence of this thread.

Putting a lot of pressure on your kid, there. What if they don't want to go to an Ivy League, huh? :c
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Mtntopview
Raw —

Mtntopview

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
Don't name the kid. Just designate the offspring as it
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
Raw —
OP
Avatar of Rilla

Rilla SuperNova Generation / The Lazy Storyteller

Member Seen 4 mos ago
<Snipped quote by Rilla>

You haven't disappeared forever at any point, proven by the existence of this thread.

Putting a lot of pressure on your kid, there. What if they don't want to go to an Ivy League, huh? :c


He literally doesn't get a choice.

Period

#ItIV
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
Raw —
Avatar of BrobyDDark

BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

Member Seen 5 days ago
seriously

don't give him a name he'll regret for the rest of his life


What is this? What the fuck is this? Helpful advice? How fucking dare you.

Just for that, I'm naming my kid Kit-Kat Bar. You make me sick.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
Raw —
Avatar of Vilageidiotx

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

Member Seen 2 yrs ago
The coolest kid I ever met was a two year old called "Achilles Jones". After that, I thought classic civilization might be the place to get a name.

The problem is, that kid was black so he was genetically prepared to be cool. I'm very white (white enough to post on an online roleplaying forum), so unless I manage to have a child with a black woman my kid will be too white to pull off a name like "Achilles." I'll just have to wait and see...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
Raw —
OP
Avatar of Rilla

Rilla SuperNova Generation / The Lazy Storyteller

Member Seen 4 mos ago
Yes, as black people, we are genetically prepared to be cool.
1x Like Like
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Beatrix
Raw —

Beatrix That Snarky Shrew

Member Seen 7 yrs ago
My child was due on May the 3rd, and it would have been cool if she was born on the third because Mike and I are born on the third of our months... Instead, she was born on the 10th, which turns out to be exactly 40 weeks after Mike's birthday... That will be fun for her to figure out.

Point of post... Kids be late.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
Raw —

mdk 3/4

Member Seen 6 yrs ago
The coolest kid I ever met was a two year old called "Achilles Jones". After that, I thought classic civilization might be the place to get a name.

The problem is, that kid was black so he was genetically prepared to be cool. I'm very white (white enough to post on an online roleplaying forum), so unless I manage to have a child with a black woman my kid will be too white to pull off a name like "Achilles." I'll just have to wait and see...


Step one is get a girlfriend, step two is marry that bitch, but once I'm up to kids, if I can talk her into it, I wanna name all my offspring after Wild West gunmen. Wild Bill, Calamity Jane, Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde if twins, etc. No one will fuck with mini-mdks.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Unfortunately
Raw —
Avatar of Unfortunately

Unfortunately smug

Member Seen 8 yrs ago
name him Rashid al-Ibrahim
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Foxxie
Raw —
Avatar of Foxxie

Foxxie Root of All Evil

Member Seen 4 yrs ago
Name him Sloppy Joe.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
Raw —
OP
Avatar of Rilla

Rilla SuperNova Generation / The Lazy Storyteller

Member Seen 4 mos ago
I would try to eat him. :(
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
Raw —

mdk 3/4

Member Seen 6 yrs ago
I would try to eat him. :(


that's your right as an American citizen.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by scribz
Raw —

scribz

Member Seen 4 yrs ago
Chocolate bear made a vanilla bean baby.

<3 congratz man :)
↑ Top
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet