Kid

[Rilla]

Yesterday was my kid's due date.

The little scamp, however, is still holed up in his mother's womb and is perfectly content with it. -_-

Stubborn fucker.

[Marik]

Just reach up in there and pull him out yourself.

[Rilla]

I would. But.... she won't let me.

[aza]

:O

Daddy Rilla hype

[Halo]

Falcon punch. It's the only way.

[Robeatics]

Just play some jazz on your phone and press it up to her stomach, he'll be running out.

[Vilageidiotx]

Just play some jazz on your phone and press it up to her stomach, he'll be running out.

@Robeatics

Naw, that'll just make him into a smooth operator.

Play modern country. Either he flees, or you don't want him in the first place.

[Rilla]

I'm thinking I should play some Nicki Ninaj or Young Thug. If he doesn't start kicking his mother terribly, I'm gonna assume he should just never come out.

Maybe some trap music, get him selling drugs in his mind, and he'll hustle his way out.

[TP]

Like father like son.

[mdk]

when this post is 14 hours old, you will be a father.

ps -- if I just nailed it I get to pick the middle name.

[Vilageidiotx]

When this child is 14 years old, you will be a grandfather.

ps -- if I just nailed it mdk gets to pick the middle name.

[Rilla]

No, almost entirely because he already has a name.

[Antarctic Termite]

@Rilla What's the name?

[Vanguardian]

Name him Snoop Dogg.

[Halo]

This is actually Spam's first child, or at least as far as I can recall in all the time I've been here. By which I mean, this is the first time a consistent long-term member has had a kid.

Shit dude.

[Rilla]

define consistent. Lol

He shall be named IV

[Smiral]

"consistent" in this age just means you remember to post like once every few weeks

[Rilla]

"Hi guys. Still Alive. Bye "

[mdk]

define consistent. Lol

He shall be named IV

@Rilla

Ivy is a girl's name, stupid.

[Rilla]

But it means he gets a whip sword.