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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
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Yesterday was my kid's due date.

The little scamp, however, is still holed up in his mother's womb and is perfectly content with it. -_-

Stubborn fucker.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Marik
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Just reach up in there and pull him out yourself.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
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I would. But.... she won't let me.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
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:O

Daddy Rilla hype
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Falcon punch. It's the only way.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Robeatics
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Just play some jazz on your phone and press it up to her stomach, he'll be running out.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Just play some jazz on your phone and press it up to her stomach, he'll be running out.


Naw, that'll just make him into a smooth operator.

Play modern country. Either he flees, or you don't want him in the first place.
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I'm thinking I should play some Nicki Ninaj or Young Thug. If he doesn't start kicking his mother terribly, I'm gonna assume he should just never come out.

Maybe some trap music, get him selling drugs in his mind, and he'll hustle his way out.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by TP
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Like father like son.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
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when this post is 14 hours old, you will be a father.

ps -- if I just nailed it I get to pick the middle name.
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When this child is 14 years old, you will be a grandfather.

ps -- if I just nailed it mdk gets to pick the middle name.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
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No, almost entirely because he already has a name.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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@Rilla What's the name?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vanguardian
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Name him Snoop Dogg.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
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This is actually Spam's first child, or at least as far as I can recall in all the time I've been here. By which I mean, this is the first time a consistent long-term member has had a kid.

Shit dude.
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define consistent. Lol

He shall be named IV
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Smiral
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"consistent" in this age just means you remember to post like once every few weeks
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
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"Hi guys. Still Alive. Bye "
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
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define consistent. Lol

He shall be named IV


Ivy is a girl's name, stupid.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rilla
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But it means he gets a whip sword.
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