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>DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN
>Think about the racial abilities of your genderless, face stomach species
>Do you have alien magic?
>Can you pull things out of your stomach because your mouth is there?
>What does the head do?
>These tough questions need answering.

>Fall down.

>Scrape your knee and cry about it


Haha, now why would you





Oh.







You go to your happy place to avoid the pain. Okay, answers time! Unfortunately, you do not have any sort of alien magic. You do, however, know a neat trick with a coin. You can't pull anything out of your mouth/stomach area. You tried that earlier, and all you got was a taste of your fingers. As for the head... You don't know. You just assume it's a birth defect or something.

Check back later for part two of this post. I wanted to post at least a little bit, since I have taken so long.
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>Smear blood from knee on the bottom of the spoon.
>Remount blood-lubed spoon and continue riding it down the tunnel.


>Do a backflip


>Resist urge to blood-lube spoon and ride down tunnel
>Calmly walk down tunnel to prevent more injury
>Encounter ???


>Weaken ??? then tame it
>Ride it to victory or something


>equip bloody spoon as weapon during encounter

>Blood Spoon: 0.5 dmg, causes hepatitis status effect


Well, those all sound like lovely ideas, but you've only just snapped back into consciousness. And, unfortunately for you, there is a great absence of ground directly beneath you. You're sure to find some if you wait just a minute, though.

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>YOU FUCKING FELL YOU USELESS SHIT!
>Use your head to break your fall
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>get saved by a pterodactyl
>worship the pterodactyl as your new god
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>Flap spoon
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>Do a fucking backflip
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>Accept Stomachface Jesus into your heart.
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>get saved by a pterodactyl
>worship the pterodactyl as your new god


>Accept Stomachface Jesus into your heart.


Well, as it so happens, a pterodactyl is the equivalent of Stomach-Face Jesus. Apparently, reception down here isn't so good, because you have yet to be rescued.

>Flap spoon


You kind of lost the spoon. It's probably somewhere falling nearby, but you have no way to reach it if it is.

>Do a fucking backflip


You can't really do that, there's not enough time to maneuver yourself before you hit-



That's going to need more than a band-aid. You bones are probably powder now. At the very least, they are in deliciously bit-sized pieces. You know the sound a can makes when you crush it? I think that's what your head just made. Before you black out, you see something approaching you.



But hey, while you're unconscious and/or dying, why not have a few dreams?
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>DREAM OF DOING A BACKFLIP
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>Take the shape of something that Wookie Ducks don't find appetizing.
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>See the future
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>Dream about your dead mentor warning you about The One.
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>Dream of being in the world of Oz
>Wear unisex dress and carry a dog in a supermarket basket
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> Wake up
> Suddenly, wake up for a second time
> Realize that it was all just a dream and you actually aren't a stomach-faced alien
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> Wake up
> Suddenly, wake up for a second time
> Realize that it was all just a dream and you actually aren't a stomach-faced alien


Blasphemer!
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>DREAM OF DOING A BACKFLIP



>Take the shape of something that Wookie Ducks don't find appetizing.



>See the future



>Dream about your dead mentor warning you about The One.



>Dream of being in the world of Oz
>Wear unisex dress and carry a dog in a supermarket basket



> Wake up
> Suddenly, wake up for a second time
> Realize that it was all just a dream and you actually aren't a stomach-faced alien


Blasphemer!



You have woken up in a dark room. It still smells like underground, so it looks like you are awake and probably not dead.
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>Lick the ground
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>Applaud self for the magnificent backflipping dream
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>Grope around so vigorously and so thoroughly that you get an accurate picture of your surroundings.
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>Appeal to the Church of the Eternal Fire to help you.
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