QUEST: a picture adventure

[Smertless]

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>Your teeth must be hella strong if your mouth is that big. What's the door made of? Perhaps you can gnaw your way through.

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We are probably going to end up staying in this room the entire game...

@BrobyDDark

>seduce the guard

@Mr_pink

>Sharpen spoon
>Seduce the guard to get them to open the door
>Stab guard
>Seduce bucket

@TheBrightestEyes

>Check to see if the door is even locked

@Nerevarine

>Equip Bucket in helmet slot.
You don't need eye-hole since your nipples are your eyes.

@Vilageidiotx

You have several ideas that pop into your head... But you realize that they won't really work. Even if the door was unlocked, you have no handle on your side. Even though the bucket would make a great helmet, it won't fit onto your head. As for seducing the guard... You are a genderless space creature, and have little to no knowledge of the mating habits of the creatures here.





You could at least sharpen the spoon, except for one thing. It appears to be literally indestructible. Maybe it's magic or something, but what do you know about magic?

>Throw bucket at door

@Sana

It's time to throw the bucket at the door! You let out a primal scream!





Well, darn. You thought that would have gone better, but you're not sure what you really expected.

>Sharpen spoon, then check under the bed/haypile.

@Robeatics

Yeah, I guess you may as well look under the bed.



Well hey, look at that! Somebody dug a hole here! I guess it's a good thing you didn't sleep in that bed.

[Mr_pink]

>Pick up Bucket
>Go Down hole

[Vilageidiotx]

>shout obscenities into the hole.
>listen to estimate how deep it is
>listen to hear if anybody shouts back

[Sana]

>Fabulously flaunt down the hole

[Robeatics]

>What's that paper?

[BrobyDDark]

>Ignore the hole and grab the paper
>read the paper
>then eat the paper

[TheBrightestEyes]

>read paper first
>seduce guard by throwing paper airplane at him/her
>go down hole

[mdk]

>Have a nap.

[Nerevarine]

>Ride the spoon like a skateboard down the hole while shouting Yeehaw

[Smertless]

>What's that paper?

@Robeatics

>Ignore the hole and grab the paper
>read the paper
>then eat the paper

@BrobyDDark

>read paper first
>seduce guard by throwing paper airplane at him/her
>go down hole

@TheBrightestEyes

Oh, you almost missed it. I guess it was under the bucket. Let's see what it is.





Oh, cool! It's a magic scroll! And hey, the spell sticker is still on! You're not sure exactly what it does, but all you have to do is rip off that sticker and the spell will activate. Deciding this will be more useful outside of your stomach, you pocket the scroll and go back to the hole.

>shout obscenities into the hole.
>listen to estimate how deep it is
>listen to hear if anybody shouts back

@Vilageidiotx

Using your signature expletive-location ability, you are able to judge the relative size and shape of the hole.

>Ride the spoon like a skateboard down the hole while shouting Yeehaw

@Nerevarine

YEEEEEHAAAAAW

[BrobyDDark]

>DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN
>Think about the racial abilities of your genderless, face stomach species
>Do you have alien magic?
>Can you pull things out of your stomach because your mouth is there?
>What does the head do?
>These tough questions need answering.

[mdk]

>DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN DON'T FALL DOWN

@BrobyDDark

>Fall down.

[Nerevarine]

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>Fall down.

@mdk

>Scrape your knee and cry about it

[Vilageidiotx]

>Smear blood from knee on the bottom of the spoon.
>Remount blood-lubed spoon and continue riding it down the tunnel.

[Sana]

>Do a backflip

[TheBrightestEyes]

>Resist urge to blood-lube spoon and ride down tunnel
>Calmly walk down tunnel to prevent more injury
>Encounter ???

[Nerevarine]

>equip bloody spoon as weapon during encounter

>Blood Spoon: 0.5 dmg, causes hepatitis status effect

[TheBrightestEyes]

>Weaken ??? then tame it
>Ride it to victory or something

[Smertless]

Don't worry, I haven't abandoned you guys (yet). I'm trying to come up with what the next bunches of images are going to be, so it is going to be a little bit before I post anything cool.

[Marik]

Don't worry, I haven't abandoned you guys (yet). I'm trying to come up with what the next bunches of images are going to be, so it is going to be a little bit before I post anything cool.

@Smertless

I’d just like to say that this project is pretty rad and I praise you for bringing something pretty cool into spam.