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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>realize your quest is futile and commit seppuku to restore your clan's honor


Even more blasphemy!
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>Turn around so we can see what happened to your horrendously pointless head






Oh, geez, you're hideous! Whoever put you mack together did a really bad job! Forget whatever you were doing before. Your new quest is to get your face back to normal! There is some silver lining to this, though. Now your vision is slightly higher up and you can also pound your chest like a gorilla without getting a black eye.

>Make mating call noises


>Is there anything in the room?

>Someone must have bandaged you. Call out, scream, or something to see if anyone comes inside!


>realize your quest is futile and commit seppuku to restore your clan's honor




Despite your current horrible dis-figuration, you are still a genderless space creature. Therefore, you have no mating call. In fact, you are pretty sure that your species comes out of a seed, but you're not sure. You were sick that day of school. Fixing your face seems much more preferable to suicide, and you aren't part of a clan so much as a volleyball club. You'll look around the room in a second, but first you have to try something...

>Hold pillow against lightbulb until it catches on fire.
>Place burning pillow in inventory to use as a light source at some later point.




... This is taking longer than you thought it would...
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Loud Angry Dead
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> Search the room for things to pocket and inevitably MacGuyver them into a useful tool
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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>is that your spoon on the nightstand? IT IS YOU.
>get down and grab your spoon and check to see if it is ok, it might have a broken bone.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Spud
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>Make a cape out of bedsheets
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Avenge your face stomach by rampaging through the Wookie-duck palace
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Sana
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>Kill yourself with the pillow
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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>Wait until pillow torch is achieved.
>Take all three light bulbs to facilitate the expression of three future brilliant ideas.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Nerevarine
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Nerevarine Frá hvem rinnur þú? - ᚠᚱᚬ᛫ᚼᚢᛅᛁᛘ᛫ᚱᛁᚾᛅᛦ᛫ᚦᚢ

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>steal as much morphine as you can carry
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>steal as much morphine as you can carry


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>steal as much morphine as you can carry


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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by RIGHTEOUSwench
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>Find the door. Leave the room.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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>Take the bed sheets off the bed and hide your hideous face with them
>Take the lightbulb out of the ceiling and replace it with the pillow
>place lightbulb in inventory
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Nerevarine Frá hvem rinnur þú? - ᚠᚱᚬ᛫ᚼᚢᛅᛁᛘ᛫ᚱᛁᚾᛅᛦ᛫ᚦᚢ

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>shoot up the stolen morphine to ease the pain of your hideous disfigurement
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>Soak bedsheets in morphine
>put morphine soaked bedsheets up to electrical socket and hope morphine is flameable
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>check nightstand for possible weapons/suicide tools
>look under bed again (hey, it worked once!)
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Smertless
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Hey guys, I'll post... Well, it's past 2:30 am right now... But I'll have something for you at a reasonable hour, okay? Sorry to keep you all waiting.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by RIGHTEOUSwench
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Looking forward to your next post, good sir. This has been a joy to read all through, and a barrel of laughs to boot. C:
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Looking forward to your next post, good sir. This has been a joy to read all through, and a barrel of laughs to boot. C:

You know, I was about to give up on this game, but your post changed my mind. Work and other happening in my life have been keeping me busy enough to push this further down on my "things I want to do right at this second" list, but if you guys are willing to keep going, then let's rock and roll! Without further adieu...

>Wait until pillow torch is achieved.
>Take all three light bulbs to facilitate the expression of three future brilliant ideas.




It took a while, but you managed to make the pillow catch fire. Unfortunately the light-bulbs are now too hot to touch, and it's not really worth the time waiting for them to get cool again. You unhinge your jaw and store the flaming pillow inside of your body, being careful not to let it get extinguished.

>Make a cape out of bedsheets




>is that your spoon on the nightstand? IT IS YOU.
>get down and grab your spoon and check to see if it is ok, it might have a broken bone.




Alas, your spoon is not on the table! I guess it's not that surprising, since it fell separately from you. It looks like there is some sort of box here, a scalpel, your magic scroll, and a roll of duct-tape. You can't fit anymore inside yourself, so you'll have to figure out some other way to carry what you want.
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>Equip scalpel.
>Grind on box duct-taped to ceiling
>Level up your melee skills.
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