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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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There's a sequel from the dude psychoabusivestalker hot guy guy's point of view.

Here are some quotes from the new book for your reading pleasure.



Here's another whose image didn't quite do it justice:



guys this is nasty

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Who's the intended audience exactly? You just don't see a lot of guys who are into reading their porn.
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Twilight author almost did the same thing with Edward's perspective.

But then someone leaked the first few chapters and she quit because of it.

Almost like Tarantino was going to do for his new film.

What a weirdo that guy is.

He'd probably be interested in the 50 Shades of Grey sequel.
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Who's the intended audience exactly? You just don't see a lot of guys who are into reading their porn.


Ladies eat up this shit by the shovel-load apparently. All my aunties read the book. Honestly ladies, if you are going to read porn, pick something well written please, this is embarrassing.
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Twilight author almost did the same thing with Edward's perspective.

But then someone leaked the first few chapters and she quit because of it.

Almost like Tarantino was going to do for his new film.

What a weirdo that guy is.

He'd probably be interested in the 50 Shades of Grey sequel.


I'd love to see Tarantino direct 50 Shades. It would just be 90 minutes of someone getting a pedicure.
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Dammit, and I had just finished lunch too.
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You people and your creepy hetero erotica novels.
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Ladies eat up this shit by the shovel-load apparently. All my aunties read the book. Honestly ladies, if you are going to read porn, pick something well written please, this is embarrassing.


Yeh, but the same book they already read retold from the man's perspective? I figure that'd be the equivalent of being a straight dude watching POV porn from the woman's perspective so that all you see is the dude.

Also, as far as romance novels go Fifty shades is par for the course. Seriously. If you are ever in a grocery store, pick up a harlequin book and flip through it. You're guaranteed to find the vanilla versions of the same sort of shit.

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All I know is... checking out that book from the library is a safety hazard. Trace amounts of STD's on dem copies.
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I've just read a few paragraphs from various chapters of it online. This is the most tasteless and pathetic excuse for a piece of literature I've ever seen. Roald Dahl can write a better piece of literature in one day than James can in her entire life span and he writes fucking kids' books.

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@SanaHey... that man was a genius. Don't you be comparing him to the likes of this.
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Yeh, but the same book they already read retold from the man's perspective?


I don't have high expectations that the same story from Grey's perspective will be a vast improvement.
How it made it past an editor and to a publisher is beyond me.
How does one "widen" their eyebrows anyway?
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@SanaHey... that man was a genius. Don't you be comparing him to the likes of this.


If only Roald could come back.
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If only Roald could come back.


Well, he can. However, the process is very disagreeable to the soul. I mean, how annoying would it be to be chillin' in the afterlife only to be pulled out to answer the beck and call of whatever patak that thinks they've got a doctorate in summoning the dead?
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Posting these quotes is like the literary equivalent of doing a drive by shooting.

So much no.
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I saw ''My cock agrees/concurs/twitches in agreement/greeting'' about four times. James pls
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Cease. No more.
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I saw ''My cock agrees/concurs/twitches in agreement/greeting'' about four times. James pls


Twitches in agreement. Did it nod its head?
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Twitches in agreement. Did it nod its head?


Fucking apparently.

I'm crying into my Pride and Prejudiced rn
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Haha this thread, xD
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