Hello Spam, I am MetalLover, a new face around here.
That doesn't matter though, what does matter is how you play this game, and that is simple.
You say something like would you rather do (Random thing) or (Random Thing).
Then the next person who comments then says what they would rather do then they would put would you rather do (Random thing) or (Random Thing).
So lets begin.

Would you rather be raped by 3 albino seagulls or be attacked by 2 prostitute turtles.

Turtles

Would you rather; Have 4 minutes to save the world, or 4 hours to end it?

Either way I only need two. Let's go with destruction.

Would you rather replace your vocal chords with those of an ant, or those of a blue whale? Size of organ remains the same.

Ant

Would you rather die, or play the CDI zelda games.

I will die... It is an obvious answer.

Would you rather; Play cod free-for-all with an MLG, or Diablo 3 on hardcore mode

Play COD for a second and then stop playing. Hey, you never said we had to play forever.

Would you rather relive the worst moment of your life forever, or relive your best orgasm forever except its painful and bloody?

Play COD for a second and then stop playing. Hey, you never said we had to play forever.

Would you rather relive the worst moment of your life forever, or relive your best orgasm forever except its painful and bloody?

What if its the same moment for both? :(

Would you rather play Shaq Fu for the rest of your life or have Fallout, Skyrim, LOZ, and Halo to be bought by Phillips and become apart of a new series of CDI games?

I would never do that to the world, I'd play Shaq Fu...

Would you rather; Openly yell "I'm pregnant with your baby" in public, or watch 3 videos from the bad-side of YouTube.

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Formed in September 1995, the group was founded by percussionist Shawn Crahan and bassist Paul Gray. After several line-up changes in their early years, the band settled on nine members for more than a decade: Corey Taylor, Mick Thomson, Jim Root, Gray, Craig Jones, Sid Wilson, Crahan, Chris Fehn and Joey Jordison. Gray died on May 24, 2010, and was replaced from 2011 to 2014 by former guitarist Donnie Steele. Jordison departed from the band on December 12, 2013 for unknown reasons, followed by Steele during the recording sessions for .5: The Gray Chapter as he wanted to focus on getting married. The band is now touring with replacement musicians Alessandro Venturella on bass and Jay Weinberg on drums.

Slipknot is well known for its attention-grabbing image, aggressive style of music, and energetic and chaotic live shows.[1][2] The band enjoyed a somewhat meteoric rise to success following the release of their eponymous debut album in 1999, and the 2001 follow-up album, Iowa, further increased the band's popularity. After a brief hiatus, Slipknot returned in 2004 with Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses), before going on another hiatus and returning in 2008 with their fourth album, All Hope Is Gone, which debuted at no. 1 on the Billboard 200. After a longer hiatus, Slipknot released their fifth studio album, .5: The Gray Chapter, in 2014. Additionally, the band has released a live album, 9.0: Live, a compilation album, Antennas to Hell, and four live DVDs.

would you rather punch smiral in the dick
or punch smiral in her face?

Yes.

Would you rather have more money than you could ever spend, or more spend than you could ever money?

Maybe

Would you rather thrust your giant chicken into a pussy cat, or throw crabs at your pussy cat.

Sounds like animal abuse but I'll thrust the chicken since it's cheaper.

Would you rather honk honk or bonk bonk?

I'll bonk your honk ;DDDDDD

Would you rather you were never able to read a novel again, or never able to listen to music again?

I'd rather never read a novel again. Toilet time would be hell without music.

Would you rather shit yourself during sex or summon a vicious dinosaur everytime you accidentally used a word incorrectly?

Shit myself during sex. You can fix that problem with a buttplug, but you can't use the same trick to handle the dinosaur.

Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or read the thoughts of cats?

Read the thoughts of cats.
Would you rather have to reenact all of the Scenes from each Shrek is love, Shrek is life, or eat shit for every meal of the rest of your 10 thousand year life.

Read the thoughts of cats.
Would you rather have to reenact all of the Scenes from each Shrek is love, Shrek is life, or eat shit for every meal of the rest of your 10 thousand year life.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Would you rather succ me or get succ'd by me?

Get succ'd

Would you rather die or DIE?

DIE

Would you rather live in a world without toilets or in one without bacon?