Would You Rather

[EveryMemeAKing]

One without bacon
Would you rather die right now, or be immortal and have the world explode!

[The Nexerus]

A question tailor suited for me. Definitely die right now.

Would you rather be a virtually unknown multi-billionaire, or a world-famous multi-millionaire?

[GodOfWar]

Billionaire

Would you rather; Be the toy of a pyschoatic child or the bed of a womanizer.

[GodOfWar]

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[EveryMemeAKing]

Pyschoatic, your richer, and no one will care about what you buy
Would you rather spell every word wrong for the rest of your life, or pronounce every word wrong for the rest of your life.

[Loud Angry Dead]

Pronouncing words incorrectly is called an accent.

Would you rather chuck wood with a wood chuck or get chucked into wood with Chuck Norris.

[The Nexerus]

I can chuck more wood than a woodchuck can. Woodchucks are pretty scrawny, and wood is heavy.

Would you rather live in Antarctica, or the Sahara?

[Aline]

[BitOHoney]

Space.

Would you rather have Grim from Billy and Mandy as your best friend forever, or have the entire kids next door facility to yourself?

[Kronshi]

Kids next door. Grim would probably kill my family.

Would you rather have sex with disgusting people everyday for the rest of your life or be able to fuck any person you want for a month and then never again.

[Ryver et Rhine]

The latter, naturally. There are other ways to keep yourself occupied after that.

Would you rather fight a shark or tame a lion?

[Loud Angry Dead]

I'd fight the shark on land.

Would you rather be subjected to the madness of Wonderland or the tyranny of Oz?

[Ryver et Rhine]

Wonderland, at least I feel happier knowing I have some degree of freedom even if it's an illusion.

Would you rather cheat an old lady of all her savings or kill an innocent man?

[Loud Angry Dead]

Psssh... that's not even a choice! I'd totally kill the ma- I mean cheat the old lady... I can just give it back later.

Would you rather be what you eat or eat what you are?

[GodOfWar]

Become a Hamburger or become a Cannibal...
Cannibal. (eat what I am.)

Would you rather: Become a character in the book Moby dick, or 50 shades of grey?

[Lunamaria]

the whale in moby dick

would you rather be denaryies targarean or cersei lannister?

[Halo]

Do you guys even fucking try to spell shit right? Christ.

Daenerys, obviously. Cersei is a deeply damaged bitch of a woman who has gradually had everything she loves stripped from her one thing at a time, ironically due to her own twisted machinations - which are, in turn, the result of her unbreakable, crippling insecurity and neuroticism. What the hell is desirable about being her as opposed to Daenerys: one of the most beautiful women in the world, with many powerful advisors and thousands of followers who're almost cult-like in their devotion, the only person in the world with access to dragons, and, most importantly, plot armour thicker than the fucking Wall?

Would you raaatthhheeerrr... be arrested and charged on false pretense, or be forced to testify in court against someone you knew to be innocent?

[Lunamaria]

TESTIFY. no one needs to force me, i would do it willingly!!!

WOULD YOU RATHER BE KHAL DROGO OR OBERYN MARTELL?

[Azula]

Oberyn Marthell, I didn't watch Game of Thrones anyway, I just googled it and Oberyn is much hotter, hehehe.... :3

Would you rather have a talking marshmallow or a talking bacon?

[The Nexerus]

Doesn't matter, I'd eat either one. I guess the talking bacon, since bacon is a preferable commodity to marshmallows.

Would you rather be given a fish or be taught to fish?