Would You Rather

[mdk]

I know how to fish. So just give me a fish and I can watch cartoons instead of fishing.

Would you rather smoke cigarettes or be lame as hell?

[The Nexerus]

Hell is pretty fucking cool, so I'll keep my lungs, thanks.

Would you rather have $1,000,000 given to you right now, or receive one million Euros in a week?

[Vilageidiotx]

$1,000,000. Not for any financial reasons, but because I prefer to see money amounts written in numerals.

Would you rather fly a Confederate flag at midnight on a Saturday in downtown Detroit, or fly a Gay Pride flag in front of a Golden Corral at six in the afternoon on a Friday in rural Texas?

[GodOfWar]

Gay pride flag, just seems better...

Would you rather; go back in time to prevent yourself from doing something, or go into the future to see what you'll become.

[Dark Cloud]

Go into the future and see what I become.

Would you rather be famous for something good you did or something that morally wasnt that healthy to do ie: Break your back post it on YouTube!

[Vilageidiotx]

Breaking my back wouldn't just be morally unhealthy, it is generally unhealthy as well. Naw, i'd rather become famous for something charitable, like building homes for Wal-Mart employees.

Would you rather live for two hundred years and die in a week long torture fest, or live fifty years and die from an aneurysm while having sexual relations with multiple persons whom you find incredibly attractive?

[Lunamaria]

if you mean aneurysm as a hour-long, mind-blowing, screaming orgasm, i'll definitely take option 2

would you rather know for certain what humanity will look like in the year 3 million AD or find out what happened before the big bang?

[Hael]

What happened before the big-bang, but mainly because I'm Christian and hope to see God there. Also, because I could not do anything useful nor productive with the knowledge of mankind in millions of years, but I potentially could with the knowledge of what came before all.

Would you rather cure all the most deadly diseases, but then be rendered paralyzed, blind and deaf forever (without cure)...or just live and die without having accomplished anything?

[TheMadAsshatter]

I would wait until I was 80, then cure all of those diseases and ask to be euthanized as soon as all that shit hit me.

Would you rather watch porn with your parents, or watch porn starring your parents?

[Enarr]

Starring, ugh. At least you can try to forget about it later and they never know.

Would you rather be mistaken by policemen for a terrorist or legitimately date a terrorist intent on destroying your home?

[Lunamaria]

i'm desperate. i'll date a terrorist

would you
a) live in star wars's universe?
or
b) live in star trek's universe?

[GodOfWar]

Star Trek, Obviously.

Would you Rather;
*Star in a romance movie with Ice JJ fish and Bruno Mars, where you play as an innocent little Siberian girl.
*Or in an action movie based around the kidnapping of Kim Kardashian and it's effect on the economy.

[BrobyDDark]

Action movie about kidnapping Kimmy K, of course.

Would you rather have sexual relations with a muscular, tan, body building Hitler or get brutally butt-fucked by Alduin, Eater of Worlds?

[Lunamaria]

i actually like hitler. you know what i'd pick

would you rather have a vagina or a penis?

[Vilageidiotx]

Well, it depends on what you mean by "Have". If you mean what would I rather have as my appendage, I would say a dick because it is more practical and I am already used to it. If you are asking what I would like access to right now, in the same sense you might say "Would you like to have tea?", then I would say Vagina, because I have no interest in other people's dicks, and vagina's are pretty cool so long as you don't have to personally deal with the maintenance.

Would you rather wake up and find out you work at Wal-Mart, or wake up and find out you live in Russia?

[Dinh AaronMk]

I'm sure I could manage to learn Russian and I'm not a queer so Putin shouldn't be out to kill me. And I already got a head start: Cyka, kurwa blyat, and "nyet".

Then I can figure out what to do from there.

Would you rather wake up hung over on a Wednesday, or sleep in at a shady hotel on a Sunday?

[GodOfWar]

Wake up hung over, I am always hung over anyways...

Would You Rather;
)Only be able to walk up stairs for the rest of your life
)Only be able to walk down stairs for the rest of your life

[BrobyDDark]

I'd rather walk down stairs my whole life. Less injuries from falling down the stairs because you ran up them.

Would you rather take over Valve, but you can only release shitty indie games, or be on the development team for Half Life 3?

[Revans Exile]

Take over Valve then sell it for millions.

Would you rather:

have all your limbs amputated and have to be fed anally and poop from your mouth

or be fed on by the Sarlacc for hundreds of years and be excruciating in pain the entire time, with no hope of passing out

[Joegreenbeen]

Opt #1

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in black limbo. You can't see hear or feel anything other than black.

Or

You're reality be a horror movie for the rest of eternity?