Would You Rather

[BrokenVeil]

Option #2
Black Limbo? If those black-guys are Jamaican I'd never win.

Would you rather get fed to fire ants and slowly die by them eating into you, or one day before retirement have your house burn down with all the stuff in it? (without insurance of course)

[Clirkus]

Eh, I've never been a particularly materialistic sort of person so I'll lose the house and all my retirement stuff *sob*

Would you rather meet a really famous person OR be a really famous person everyone wants to meet?

[Antarctic Termite]

Be famous, of course. Hope you weren't expecting modesty.

Would you rather sprout ostrich feathers every time you orgasm, or lose all your teeth?

[Lunamaria]

What is wrong with having ostrich feathers. 1. I'm already a hairy person,

Would you switch bodies with your mate for life or never have a mate?

[Clirkus]

As long as my mate's as sexy as I am I'll switch.

Would you rather eat a pound of raw asparagus or a quarter pound of cooked liver?

[Lunamaria]

raw asparagus baby!!! i'm vegetarian and besides i;ve actually eating raw asparagus and it's not that bad!!!

1. be on a spaceship heading into a blackhole?
or
2. be on a spaceship heading into a star?

[Antarctic Termite]

I'd go for the black hole. I'm going to die anyway, so might as well be in a less known area where the data I send back to Earth is more useful for research.

Would you rather-
-Know the Gate, be the Gate, be the Key and Guardian of the Gate, in which past, present and future are one,
-Take on your multi-armed form and become Death, Destroyer of Worlds?

[Clirkus]

Become Death, so metal.

Would you rather paint your fingernails black or your toenails pink?

[BrobyDDark]

Toenails pink. Shit would be so cash.

Would you rather have your penis violently tugged and you couldn't get off to it, or would you rather listen to five hours of Danny Devito making sensual sounds.

[Nilesapa]

Well, one is a bit painful for a day or two but will go away and one will scar me for life. The penis tugging it is.

Would you rather get a uninvited 2 AM visit from Ronald McDonald or my current avatar?

[TheMadAsshatter]

Your current avatar.

Would you rather be forced to make your living off of mowing lawns, or be forced to shoot yourself in the foot (like, for real) once a year?

[Enarr]

Shoot myself in the foot.

Would you rather urinate acid that burns upon exit til' you die or be next door neighbors with Spongebob.

[GodOfWar]

Next door neighbors with spongebob, then nuke the neighborhood.

Would you rather;
)publicly run nude through whatever highschool you were/are/going to be in.
)Video tape your friend streaking through a school, then post it on a government webpage.

[Lunamaria]

I would run nude not because of any concern for my friend or his well being or his dignity but because i actually like masochistic stuff that humuliate myself in public because i find it amusing .

1. would you smash someone's car, who you dont like
2. would you cause that same person cancer?

[BrobyDDark]

Smash that person's car. Its a real damn low if you feel the need to cause cancer.

Would you rather piss yourself consecutively for days on end, or have a nice spot of tea with every holocaust victim.

[Enarr]

Tea, I'd like to learn of their experiences

Would you rather engage in nude fencing on a weekly basis or be privately mocked by English speaking birds no one else can see or hear? Both until death.

[GodOfWar]

Nude Fencing, Because It could become an Olympic sport soon...

Would you Rather;
)Have your dreams forever filled with Jump scares.
)Have a severe condition that whenever you are surprised, you fall into a deep sleep

[Clirkus]

Jump scares. I don't dream vividly very often, I could deal.

Would you rather be Moriarty or Hannibal Lecter?

[Nilesapa]

Moriarty. Classy evil is best evil.

Would you rather be stuck in a RP where everyone kept powerplaying or a RP where everyone's character is a boring, anti-social shut out?

[Antarctic Termite]

Boring, anti-social shut outs. They'd be real fun to mess with.

Would you rather wet yourself in public, or spend an hour in public with both your eyes hanging from their sockets by the optic nerves? Assume that both situations are crowded.