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I love to listen to christmas music in july

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by aza
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Its my sick pleasure
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Do you have the nee, the urge to listen them?

Also, Aza, you got a rotund, rambunctiously, big, stanky butt.
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fuck you drago
ill fucking kill you slut
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I like to listen to myself talk in July.
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I like to listen to myself talk in July.


Living up to your namesake, I see?

fuck you drago
ill fucking kill you slut


You love it, stankarthesbutt the big <3.
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/fluster
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Christmas in July.

It's a thing.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by aza
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Its for people on missions trips I do believe
and hallmark to make money
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I'm convinced that Charlie Puth/Meghan Trainor song is a Christmas song that got lost. Not quite lost enough though.
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but halloween tho
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Living up to your namesake, I see?


o god. If I had was an ounce for every time somebody said that, i'd be the fattest motherfucker in the world.
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o god. If I had was an ounce for every time somebody said that, i'd be the fattest motherfucker in the world.


I don't care about the rest of the "Somebodies" but I made a funnie.

Haaaheeeehaaaaheeehaaaahuuuuur.

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I don't like to listen Christmas music ever. It ruined Christmas for me.
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You would.
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You're supposed to save the joy for when it's cold and you want to kill yourself.

Unless, of course, you feel cold in July and just want to kill yourself in general.

In that case, Christmas in July is fine. But you gotta get medication for December.
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You're supposed to save the joy for when it's cold and you want to kill yourself.

Unless, of course, you feel cold in July and just want to kill yourself in general.

In that case, Christmas in July is fine. But you gotta get medication for December.


Well, maybe that is it though. I love the fuck out of the cold. I mean sure, driving in snow sucks, and it can get so cold that you cuss the entire time you are outdoors, but that shit is easy to fix. The only depressing thing about December is that it means that period of time between the end of the September and the beginning of January where everything is awesome and great is now coming to an end.

But July? Fuck that shit, any heat above 80 Fahrenheit is a sin against flesh, and when it climbs above 100? When the trees are melting and the whole world smells like sweat, it is time to tell me about some joy to the world. It reminds that Nordic blood in me that yes, there is still some chilliness out there somewhere, and some day it will come back and kill summer for me, if only for a little while.
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Its my sick pleasure


There is an icecream truck that comes around and plays scratchy shitty recordings of Christmas carol music. It's kinda surreal to hear Silent Night while buying a raspa in the middle of 90 degree heat.
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