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Devo the Cursed Gold Experience

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Superheroes and Super Villains all have their own cities to call home. For some, it's the great Metropolis. For others, it's none other than Gotham. For others still, it's Jump City.

Slant City is none of these three.

Slant City is a sprawling big city that some of the strangest and worst superheroes and super villains call home. Heroes and villains from other cities often make fun of the residents of Slant City, but how is that their business? It's not, most of the heroes and villains say.

When the worst heroes and most flawed villains all gather in one city, day in and day out sure isn't boring. If only they can survive each other's incompetence for longer than five minutes, they may be able to enjoy life in Slant City.

But that's not very possible, now is it?

Rules.

1. Pretty obviously, no godmodding/OP characters/metagaming/bunnying/you know the drill. Besides, this is a comedy RP. While fights will probably happen depending on what happens since this is largely sandbox, try to remember that the heroes and villains of this city are largely comedic and incompetent.
2. Romance is fine if it comes up, but sexual scenarios should be taken to PM.
3. Casual length, of course. At least a paragraph minimum per post.
4. You may have one hero and one villain to keep things pretty even. However, if you want something like a superhero duo or villainous duo, just bring it up to me with what you have planned and I may be flexible for you.
5. If you want a more dramatic or story-based plot arc to pop up from time to time, and have some ideas for that, don't be afraid to either PM me or bring it up in the OOC. But overly dramatic and complicated plot arcs will probably be shut down to keep the tone of the RP in tact.
6. Feel free to ask questions at any time.
7. Have fun with this. The world is your oyster.

Character Profile:

Name: (What is their birth name?)

Alias: (What is their superhero/villain name?)

Superhero/Villain: (Are they a superhero or a super villain?)

Age: (Any age is fine, since many superheroes have different ages. But at least give them a minimum age of thirteen.)

Gender:

Powers/Equipment: (The world is your oyster, but I recommend that the sillier/more incompetent/more creative you make this, the better.)

Weakness(es): (Again, the more comedic, the better.)

Appearance: (A real picture or description is preferred, but if you need to, anime pics are fine.)

Personality: (At least a paragraph worth.)

Backstory: (At least two paragraphs worth.)

Other:


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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Gurren1
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Defintaly interested will make an app later this night!
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App is most certainly on the way. Thinking of doing something inspired by the Emperor's New Clothes.
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gurren1 and ErsatzEmperor- Both of you take your time! I can't wait to see what you two come up with!

DreadPirate- Charlie's accepted! Feel free to put his profile on the character tab!
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Name: Fiona Dunbar

Alias: The FemiNazi

Superhero/Supervillain: Superhero

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Powers/Equipment:
The Scooter of Equality: This bedazzled scooter is the Feminazi's preferred mode of transport. It's kinda fast. Faster than walking, at least, and a lot cheaper than the metro.
The Pamphlets of Knowledge: She has a satchel full of pamphlets about how to be politically correct towards women, who are of course, superior to men and thus deserve all their respect. They give killer paper cuts, especially when she throws them at her opponents.
The Baseball Bat of Women Are Better Than Men AKA The Equality Dispenser: This is the Feminazi's weapon. She uses it to beat up men she deems sexist and women she deems not pro-feminism enough.
-She has no superpowers except an unnatural talent to gravitate towards places of rampant sexism.

Weaknesses:
-Well thought out arguments to whatever statement she makes.
-Sandwiches. They remind her of the oppression of women too much and makes her faint (Go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!). She also has a personal vendetta against all Subway branches.
-Kitchen utensils (Go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!)

Appearance: Fiona is a tall and lanky girl with frizzy blonde her and wide green eyes hidden behind thick glasses. She has freckles all over her face, full lips, and very sticky out ears which she's very sensitive about. Her hands are rather big, and she's got as many curves as a straight road. When fighting crime, she wears a blue sweater with a swastika on top of an F on it, jeans and blue sneakers.

Personality: Fiona is a human rights activist, and strongly believes in justice and fairness fr all. She also believes that all women are better than men and that men need to stop being proponents of the patriarchy and that boys should play with girl toys only or else they'll turn into women hating men just like the rest of them and she sees absolutely nothing conflicting in any of the views she holds. Despite this, Fiona is a smart girl. She does very well in school, but doesn't have too many friends because she's condescending and always going on about things no one really cares about. She's very determined, not very observant, and is always on the lookout of instances of sexism so that she can be the FemiNazi.

Background: Fiona grew up a sweet and relatively normal girl until she watched a feminist rally on TV one night. She was immediately enamoured, and became a diehard feminist. Her family (parents and two younger sisters) hated this change, especially how Fiona kept berating her mother for making dinner even though she always ate the most. She started a feminist club at her school which gained members quickly, but lost them twice as fast due to her overzealous nature.

The people at school started calling her the FemiNazi behind her back. Although she was hurt when she found out, she ignored it, becoming even more serious for the cause. She got the idea for becoming the FemiNazi after watching Kick-Ass, made her jumper that night with a marker and Google images, and started advancing the cause of justice and equality the very next day. She's an Internet sensation now, although no one amazingly knows who she is.

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Name: Archie Vas

Alias: Supreme Lord of The Future

Superhero/Villain: Supervillian

Age: Twenty-three

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:

- Stolen Timejumper Suit: Pinnacle of time-traveling attire, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (Air-tight. Bullet and blast-proof, range of short range sensors.)
- Genius Phone: Pinnacle of futuristic telecommunication technology, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (GPS. Hacking abilities. Information retrieval.)
- GG-G37R3K7 Personal Stun Gun: The only thing Archie doesn't own that had Minesweeper pre-installed. He needed to buy an illegal mod to get that... (Can produce near fatal electric shocks.)

Weakness(es):

- Water: Yep, still a design flaw in the future. (Suit needs to be complete submerged to malfunction. Phone and Stun Gun short out quickly if water gets in.)
- No Internet: Losing connection to Reddit for just a second would drive any sane person from his timeline absolutely batshit crazy. (Mainly a physiological thing. Could be used to distract him.)
- Old Music: Everyone knows Deadmau5 and Skrillix are for old people! (Same as previous thing.)
- Incompetence: Yep, he stole a time-travel suit. Cool stuff. Too bad he has no idea about the past and is a complete idiot. (He's really dumb.)
- Repetitive/Addictive Behavior: Yeah...the Minesweeper thing... (Yep, ain't bright.)

Appearance:





Personality:
Archie Vas, aka "The Supreme Lord of The Future" makes Booster Gold look like a stoic figure of modesty and charity. If he isn't stealing something to better himself, he's either online playing an MMO like a psychopath or setting his browser to private for some alone time. Idiotic, egotistical, narcissistic, and just plain dickish don't describe him enough. Archie usually plays well with other villains, but eventually either talks their ears off or betrays them for his own gain. Most heroes just think he is an asshat.


Backstory:
Archie Prometheus Vas was born in 3693, in a parallel timeline where humans have somehow not blown themselves to bits by 3700. Born to a low class family in the People's Republic of New Jersey, reigned by His Eternal Dark Emperor Sir Christopher Christie. Archie lived a normal childhood of sitting in classrooms being taught by emotionless machines hours at a time, begging neglected and ostracized by his classmates, and going home to stare at a screen for hours at a time.

At the age of eighteen, Archie moved out of his parents house in an 'angsty rebellion against the parental drones' and moved to New York City and soon found a job at The Museum of Natural and Unnatural History as a cashier. One day, a time-travel exhibit was moved into the museum and a 'genius' plan was devised. Archie would go to the past, steal millions in old world currency, and then place said millions in an offshore account to gain interest over almost two-thousand years.

Archie got the suit easily, stunning a guard close to death using an illegally modded stun gun and ran off with the suit. After donning the suit, Archie began to play with buttons and immediately was sent back to the archaic year of 2015. Just as he warped to our time, the suit shorted out and all time-travel components were useless. Lost in time and completely broke, Archie devised a second master plan to save his own skin.

1). Rob electronic stores for parts.
2). Kidnap theoretical-physicist/engineer.
3). Rob a bank with more then one-million dollars.
4). Profit!
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Character Profile:

Name: Selcen Ozturk (pronounced as Seljen Erztoork)

Alias: Technet

Superhero/Villain:
Villain

Age: 13

Gender:
Female

Powers/Equipment: Selcen has a multitude of robotic minions at her disposal. In addition, she has external robotics that she wears around her hands and legs that increase her strength and speed (but only when they are turned on). Selcen is great at anything mechanical or dealing with computer programming.

Weakness(es): Being 13 and in a working class family, the materials Selcen had access to are less than quality. Her primary source of metal and circutry is her father's auto garage and the dumpster behind the local Radio Shack. School also figures into Selcen's schedule, because she may be an evil genius bent to take over the world, but she will graduate middle school first! Also, she is a 13 year old, she's pretty non threatening and not very strong physically.

Appearance: Selcen dresses in oversized clothing, particularly a large neon green and black striped hoodie, and a long black skirt with pants the same color as her hoodie underneath. Her shoes are missmatched, one is hot pink with black laces and the other is black with pink laces. Her skin is a light tan, and her eyes are usually covered by a pair of copper colored aviator goggles. Selcen doesn't dye her hair, so to keep up her gauty color scheme, Selcen is almost always clad in a blindingly pink headscarf as well. Her hair is black and styled into a pixie cut on the off chance she just didnt want to cover it.

Personality: Selcen is a sweet little girl actually. Nothing about her well mannered nature suggest she wants robot apocalypse. She is, however, very misanthropic, though she does not want humanity to suffer and hopes their extinction will be quick and painless. Selcen is a recluse, and only leaves her home when it is absolutely necessary.

She has a love for bright colors and pop music, especially Turkish and Balkan pop. Give her a CD and she'll be very happy for most of the week. But do not damage her robots; Selcen sees her creations like children and best friends, and gets furious if anyone even criticises them without telling her how to fix the problem.

Backstory: Selcen Öztürk was born in Slant City to Mehmet and Ayşa Öztürk, two Turkish Immigrants from Konya. From her youngest years, it was shown that Selcen was not a normal child. By 2 she was already surpassing her 15 year old Sister and 7 year old brother in terms of ability. When she had entered into School, Selcen had already studied advanced computer programming, and knew not only English and Turkish, but Ottoman Turkish, Arabic and many other languages. Selcen's intellegence made her a very quick outcast in school, and seeking some kind of friendship, saw a newspaper article about Robotics and artificial intelligence. Selcen fell in love with the challenge and started making her own robotic friends and companions; though the isolation of talking to Robots all day was making her kind of strange. By 12 Selcen was a full blow recluse, only leaving her house to go to school and get parts and books for building her robots. Selcen had become convinced that robots were the future and that humans were obsolete, and must be replaced by robots. Seeing herself as their harbinger, Selcen will bring forth the Rule of the Machines. At least she says she will, Selcen's villany is half hearted at best, and not even her parents are concerned about her vividly imaginative plans of conquest.

Other: Selcen wants a caesium power core as her 14th birthday present.
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[External rattling]

Name:
Rattle N. Bones

Alias:
Bones

Superhero/Villain:
Hero

Age:
22(?)

Gender:
Skeleton

Powers/Equipment:
Milkomancy
By drinking milk (somehow), Rattle becomes stronger than the average skeleton. If Rattle drinks around 20 litres of milk, he temporarily becomes invincible and has super strength for about 10 minutes after he drank the last litre.

Inconspicuous
For some reason, normal people think Rattle N. Bones as a normal person. Only superheroes, villains, and those closely associated to those two would see Rattle for what they truly are: a skeleton.

Practically immortal
Because of Rattle's close relationship with a certain necromancer, he can be reassembled provided 60% of his total body is returned to said necromancer.

How?
Rattle can speak without a tongue, lips, or any face related muscles. It is unknown how he does such a thing. Rattle just says it's because of freaky necromancy magic.

Weakness(es):
Brittle and weak when he doesn't drink milk.
Terrible stamina
Can't eat or drink anything other than whole, 2-1% or organic milk. Skimmed and lactose-free are undrinkable. He can also drink/eat any cream product, like cream and sour cream. He can also eat yogurt, but only vanilla and honey flavour.
1995 Nissan Quests

Appearance:
I mean, he's a skeleton. What more would you want?
He stands at about 5'10", and weighs whatever a skeleton weighs, so, around ~20 pounds. If he drinks 20 litres of milk, his weight will amplify by 10 times for 10 minutes.

Personality:
Rattle is a, at most times, an oddly normal person. He works part-time hours at a convenience store, takes classes at the local recreation center, and does that sort of thing. Whenever crime arises, he carefully takes off his clothes, folds them up, places them in a top secret location, drinks some milk, and fights crime. Rattle is rather nice for being a resurrected pile of bones. He chooses to help other people instead of doing Graveyard Goon things.

Backstory:
Rattle N. Bones wasn't always a skeleton. He was originally a meaty flesh puppet. He was born to his parents, Jack and Mary Bones. So disgusted at their ho-hum names, they decided to name their son Rattle Nightfury Bones. Rattle never understood why people in elementary school would bully him for his name. He thought it was the coolest thing.

When Rattle was in high school, reality hit him like a truck. His name was Rattle N. Bones. Rattling bones. He was upset with his parents for naming him such a thing, and he couldn't even use his middle name because it was Nightfury. He couldn't use the short form of Rattle because he would be called Rat. He was at a social low point. Nobody would be friends with the guy who's parents would name him Rattle N. Bones. He just studied alone, away from other people.

When he was 22, his life was no better. He still had no friends. Because of this, he constantly would take walks alone. One fateful summer's night on an empty street on a cliff in the wilderness, Rattle was hit by a 1995 Nissan Quest. The driver didn't even notice. He flew down the cliff, landed on the ground, and instantly died.

Or so he thought.

Years later, a pesky necromancer found his skeleton and did some weird freaky necromancy. He regained his life, but not his memories. He decided to live life to the fullest with the new name that he chose for himself: Rattle Nicolas Bones.

Other:
Rattle works at his local Misco, a convenience store. He lives in a 10 story apartment building a few kilometers away.
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Yay! I need to decide which of the characters I came up with will be the one I choose. (So many ideassss!) I'll post up a CS soon!

Edit: Can we have multiple characters?
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Name: Lee Redfield

Alias: Light-Orange Mask

Superhero/Villain: Superhero

Age:21

Gender:Male

Powers/Equipment: Lee has a suit that grants him the ability to lift 300 pounds and the powers of his punches are increased by 8.1% but only if he is in contact with a Light-Orange materiel. The suit can also withstand two slashes from a knife and a few hits from bats. When he bought the suit it also came with a free baton so he also uses it.

Lee also drives a 1990 Geo prism with a very botched paint job.

Weakness:If his suit comes in contact with any light-red materiel it turns into a brick rendering it useless. Lee absolute freaks out around ducks after the "incident".His car is also Very prone to breaking down.

Appearance:



Personality: Lee is extremely nice to anyone he cross paths with but is very clumsy and naive. His mind is in the right place trying to cut back on crime but when you constantly trip on anything that isn't a flat surface its really hard to cut crime. Lee also likes to say cheesy jokes when he does so happen to fight villains but he usually forgets the punch line. When he isn't fighting crime he usually hangs around comic stores.

Backstory: Lee grew up in your very typical suburban family nothing dramatic happened to him (except that one time with ducks) but he would always turn on the TV and see A-List heroes saving trains of people. His favorite hero was the Orange Mask, a badass ex-Green Beret who struck fear in his enemies with his vicious fighting skills. When Lee was 18 we grew tired if the boring life and one day just left to become a hero.

With just 200 dollars to spend on a costume he decided to go to Costume Warehouse, a place where all budget heroes go to buy suits. After looking in the super-budget section he decided to get a orange suit that increased his power by "a lot" well thats what the salesman said to him when he bought it. Lee wanting to honor his favorite hero decided to call himself the Orange Mask but got a call from the real Orange Mask lawyer to change it. So now he calls himself the Light-Orange Mask and fights crime when he sees it while also trying to keep his job at Target as a cashier.
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I might add to this later! I wanted to get something out today, but I am exceptionally tired, so this isn't particularly as well-written as it could be.

Name: Maxim Bolotnikov

Alias: Office Max

Superhero/Villain: Superhero

Age: 26

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment: Maxim can communicate with office supplies, or at least he thinks he can. Nobody knows for sure.

Weakness(es): His arch nemesis, Staples, and kittens. Kittens remind him of that tragic day he first received his “gift” and cause him great distress.

Appearance: Maxim is 5’7” with a slim build. He has a round face, with a strong nose and well-defined cheekbones, and striking green eyes with heavy lids. His light brown hair is cut short and brushed forward in an Ivy League style, which does not do much to disguise his rather large ears.

Personality: Maxim is, in general, a kind person, though he often does not understand social cues and can make people rather awkward unintentionally. He can be a bit outspoken and typically talks in a rather loud tone. He’s a real goofball and thoroughly enjoys jokes and general foolishness.

Backstory: Maxim was a mild-mannered office supply delivery man. One sunny afternoon, he was tasked with what he thought would be just another ordinary delivery job to a small business in the suburbs. Little did he know that that fateful day, he would have an experience that would change his life forever.

Coasting down the highway and jamming to his tunes, Maxim was too distracted by the swaying trees, the cool breeze, and a cloud that bore an astounding resemblance to a stapler to notice a cardboard box of tiny abandoned kittens in the middle of the road. A faint mew stirred him from his post-lunch stupor just in time to notice the box of hapless balls of fur, and he desperately yanked the steering wheel with all his might to avoid a devastating blow to his conscience. Luckily for his conscience, the truck missed the kittens, but instead it divorced the metal guardrail from its cozy anchor in the ground. The truck careened down the embankment into the forested area several feet below, a choir of tiny kitty shrieks complementing the orchestral snapping of the tree branches and the creaks of twisted metal. Maxim felt the airbag inflate and the last thing he remembered was the coffeemaker he had on the passenger seat flying toward him from the force of the fall and barely missing his head as it landed on his lap. Then there was blackness. Inky blackness, black as the HP 51604A black ink refill cartridge.

Hey….HEY! Yeah, you buddy. HEY!!!!

Maxim was awakened from the anesthetized void by what he thought to be a voice. It continued calling and he looked about to no avail to find its owner.

Down HERE, idiot. He heard it call, and he instinctively looked down at his lap. The coffee maker...was it speaking to him? The coffee maker explained to him that he had been saved by an unknown power and, due to his diligence and passion for the distribution and protection of office supplies, and had been given the power to understand them.

Maxim began to get overwhelmed with all that was happening. First a traumatic car crash, then the blessing of office supply communication, and now being stranded in the wilderness. The coffee maker, whom he soon began to call Mr. Coffee, assured Maxim that he and his other friends in the back of the truck would help him survive and pass on their collective wisdom. And so it was that Maxim spent three months at the foot of the hill, communing with the office supplies from his truck. They taught him how to survive and raised him as their own.

After he was found, news reports swept the country: “Local man lives for three months 50 feet from the Interstate,” “Grocers hate him! Local man discovers secret to living simply,” and “Proof of life in outer space? ‘Man’ survives fatal crash and lives for 5 years on nothing but granola bars!” Everyone thought he was crazy, deciding to survive in a gully instead of walking the 30 feet to a gas station for help. Others thought he was a survival genius, living for months with nothing but office supplies. Countless outdoors-men magazines clamored for an interview, but never did he reveal his true secret. It was too absurd. Or was it?

To this day no one is quite sure if he is truly blessed with a mystical power, or if his time living in isolation, not to mention his severe head trauma, drove him completely insane.

Other: Maxim has a very thick Russian accent and is actually a very soulful singer.
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Just go with the flow, daddy-o."



Name:
Henry Thomas Oscar Oxwell

Alias:
TIDAL WAVE

Superhero/Villain:
TIDAL WAVE is neither hero nor villain, instead going with the flow and taking the path of least resistance. (He’s neutral, mostly because of his refusal to conform to “good” or “bad” sides.)

Age:
37

Gender:
Male

Powers/Equipment:
TIDAL WAVE’s most important ability is to turn into a puddle of sentient water, able to move of its own accord and, well, that’s about it. He turns into water, while retaining all of its properties.

When TIDAL WAVE turns into water, all water he comes into contact with is absorbed into his mass. This means that when TIDAL WAVE turns back into a regular person, if he absorbed more water than he was made up of, he will be fatter. Likewise, if he loses too much water, he’ll come back skinnier, or maybe not even at all.

Should he form into two different puddles though, he will use the powers of OSMOSIS to create a watery replicant of himself, that is for all intents and purposes a perfect clone. Thanks to TIDAL WAVE’s all too laid back personality, however, it’s more likely to do its own thing instead of conforming to TIDAL WAVE’s identity. This is something he doesn’t mind at all, and is in fact proud of.

Other than that, the only equipment he has is a pair of bongo drums that he plays when he feels like.

Weakness(es):
THE SUN – Well, really any forms of heat put TIDAL WAVE at risk. Water evaporates, after all.
THE MOON – TIDAL WAVE is susceptible to the moon’s effects on the tides.
COLD WEATHER – TIDAL WAVE will freeze if the temperature drops beneath 0 Degrees Celsisus (32 degrees Fahrenheit).
FABRICS – TIDAL WAVE can be absorbed into fabrics and wringed out! This also applies to anything that absorbs liquids, really.
LARGE AMOUNTS OF SALT – Should TIDAL WAVE be absorbed into salt, who knows what might happen?

Appearance:
Henry Thomas Oscar Oxwell dresses in black turtleneck sweaters, stove-pipe trousers, dark glasses and berets. He also almost always has a toothpick in his mouth. Henry’s about 6’ tall and the way he walks and talks makes one thing very clear: He’s the coolest of the cool cats.

Personality:
Henry Thomas Oscar Oxwell is a very laid back guy, taking things in stride and not really caring about the world around him. He’s like a super chill dude. Not literally, if he were literally a chill dude that’d render his power null. He’s reminiscent of the 1950-60’s beatnik, choosing not to conform to standards of clothing or thought. He likes jazz, poetry (with bongo drums), coffee shops, and talking about the people trying to make him conform.

Backstory:
[Lights dim and a light bongo drum rhythm is played in the darkness of the stage.]
Born and raised to conform, but never willing to accept the norm.
They don’t get it or even try, but I’m not going to go outta my way to lie.
Went to school, didn’t do so well.
[Spotlight turns on and highlights Henry, dressed in his usual get-up, complete with dark glasses and beret.]
Dropped out, that was pretty swell.
[Bongo drum’s rhythm increases in intensity.]
Traveled here and traveled there.
Traveled most everywhere.
They said I wasn’t cool, wasn’t hip, but I didn’t conform to their norm,
so I didn’t heed their lip.
Got in a scrap, but the best thing to do is be like water,
it can flow, but right into a trap.
Got robbed of all I was worth, but didn’t bother me none,
next thing’s next so I packed up and had ‘ta run.
Ma and Pa didn’t support, but I was used to bein’ on my own,
after a few mistakes I found myself in court.
[Bongo drum’s rhythm decreases in intensity.]
Locked up in a cell, walked around walked around walked around,
in the end the best thing to do is be like water,
it can flow and be free.
[Bongo drum’s rhythm increases slightly to a pace that it’d feel right to walk along to.]
Who needs their rules?
Who needs their system?
I don’t.
Best thing to do is be like water, it can flow,
or it can crash.
Gained some weight, didn’t bother me none.
Stood out in the heat, lost it all.
Skinny as a twig, almost broken,
but I don’t need to make it big.
[Bongo drums slow to a crawl and spotlight turns off.]
In the end the best thing to do is be like water,
it doesn’t need to conform to the norm, free to do its own thing.
Just go with the flow, daddy-o.
[Bongo rhythm slowly dies down.]

Other:
Really the way I chose to write the backstory is terrible, like honestly terrible, but it fits the character of Henry. It’s also a pun on his refusal to conform to the norm and how the backstory isn’t written in the traditional sense. It wouldn’t feel write anyway else.

Although if you want a backstory that isn't terrible I'd be willing to write one up.

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Name: Alex Markfield

Alias: The Evil Emperor

Superhero/Villain: Supervillain

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:
Burners, Go! - Alex can call an army of disposable mooks he calls as "Burners" from skies.

Attack of the 50-Foot The Evil Emperor - Alex and his clothing can grow to 50 foot (15.24m) in a pinch. However, he will explode in a spectacular fashion if he gets damaged enough. However, the explosion does not kill him, making him shrink back to his normal height instead. (By the way, the redundancy is intentional.)

Weakness(es): Anything involving Alex's superpowers does not affect anything but superheroes and super villains, including and up to buildings he intentionally or accidentally stomped on in his 50-Foot mode. This apparently causes every superheroes and supervillain involved (including Alex himself) to look more like a clown in a superhero/supervillain costume.

Appearance: Alex is 6'7" (200cm) with a rather muscular build. His face is rather sharp with somewhat large nose and a pair of non-natural sharp purple eyes combined with surprisingly black eyebrows. His hairs match the eyebrows and are long enough to reach his shoulders, covering his ears.
Alex always wears a black trench coat, a black helmet and a gas mask in public as his costume.

Personality: Alex always believes he is the supervillain the everyone fears of and always acts highly dramatic and pretentious, always talking loudly. He does not take it well when people laugh at him for whatever reasons, frequently attempting to kill them with his mooks and failing almost every time.

Backstory: Alex was exposed to shows like Power Rangers from when he was very young. He initially thought of becoming a hero, but he considered the idea a bad one as his logic ended up considering both party as villains, thinking that heroes are using the fact the villains are causing chaos as an excuse to beat them down before leaving, with no chance for the villain to simply leave the city instead of being beat down.

Once he was 16, he accidentally summoned a group of mooks that looked like ones that fought the superheroes in the shows he had seen while thinking if the heroes in the shows are evil or not, ordering them to cause minor chaos in the city not enough to damage anything, but still enough to attract attention from superheroes to see if what he thought is real. However, everyone in the streets were minding their own days instead of reacting to the mooks and calling the superheroes, making Alex don a military-alike costume and call himself as the "The Evil Emperor" in order to gain attention from the superheroes, but the people around him kept laughing at him thinking he is a clown instead of a supervillain, causing him to order the mooks to beat the crowd down, only to have the said crowd stand up like if it were nothing while laughing. He did not like this, but he continued anyway, not knowing his powers didn't affect them.
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You guys have no idea how surprisingly easily accepted these characters are. They're all so awful yet amazing.

@Three Five- Max is accepted! Feel free to move him to the Characters tab! And yes, you may have multiple characters (two characters max per user), but since you already have a superhero, it's preferred that you'd make a villain!

@Meridian- Fiona is accepted!

@SuperTacticalDerp- Archie is HILARIOUS. Accepted!

@Scrub Mage- TIDAL WAVE is accepted!

@SilverDawn- Rattle N. Bones (10/10) is accepted!

@Gurren1- I love how unique Lee is! Accepted!

@Urbanliner- THE Evil Emperor is accepted!

@Nerevarine- Selcin's probably the strongest of the group so far but thankfully her age and personality balances that out. Accepted!

@Oni_- Rucks is accepted!

Feel free to move your characters to the character tab!
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I was just wondering is there going to be a story or is it going to be doing anything we want?
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I call being the leader of the first villain team-up if we get that far!

[SUPER COOL EDIT!:]

Hey, got bored so I made a hero!

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Name: Eric Burkhard Löwenfinker

Alias: The Legless Lion Man

Superhero/Villain: Former Villain, Superhero

Age: Ninty-six years old.

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:

- Super-strength: Not having legs is absolutely a bummer, but having arms meatier then an obese cow helps a lot. (Can 'walk' with his arms, punch through solid stone, and give awesome fist-bumps.)
- Near-immortality: Nazi and American super-science at it's best! Yay, unethical human testing! (Note: still looks and acts like a normal man his age, but will probably outlive The United States.)
- Linguistic: Can speak German, English, Spanish, Italian, French, Southern American Guttural Noises, Lion-speak, Droid-speak, and Klingon. (Still can't great ride of the German accent that makes him sound like he is permanently at a rave or fucking Hitler's wife.)
- Razor-sharp Dentures: His original teeth fell out sometime in the early-nineties, forever lost to the Indomitable Tooth Fairy. (Fucking bitch still owes him like a quarter or something. No wonder they got divorced.)

Weakness(es):

- Machinery: Due to the massive visceral accident that took his legs, Eric isn't a huge fan of machines. Usually keeps himself in control, but can be seen punching smart-phones from time to time. (Don't get him started on the Internet...)
- Walking/stairs/mobility: It's a...touché subject...
- Guns/blades/heavy blunt objects: The guy is only human.
- Culturally left behind: Eric doesn't understand kids and their new fizzy-what's-it's. (Again, never bring up the Internet. Someone sent him to Chat Roulette once. The police had to tranquilize him for a week afterwords.)
- Old age: The dude is ninety-six! He belongs in a home! (He's kill you if you try and move him to a home...)
- Gazelle Blood: The stuff is like heroine stuffed into a meth and bath-salts quesadilla for him! (He has been permenantly banned from Africa.)

Appearance:



In Costume: In all yellow lion fur clothing with a luchador wrestler-esque lion mask. Both the furs and mask are from the 30's, so there is some absolute wear and tear.

Personality:
Eric B. Löwenfinker, aka 'The Legless Lion Man', is a boisterous, proud man of extreme age. He is kindhearted in his core, but age has made him slightly bitter and forgetful. He will always do his best to be kind and a protector of others, but sometimes he'd get a little pissy with those he's working with. Villains never take him too seriously, even though he could probably kick their asses.

Backstory:
Eric B. Löwenfinker was born in Munich, German in 1919. His formative years were like any other middle-class child's, doing average in his studies. After going to university for linguistics, Eric ended up getting a small time job at a weapons and car factory in the city. By age twenty, Eric was close to getting a managerial promotion until his legs were caught in the factory machinery.

The machinery ripped off both his legs at the thigh, luckily leaving his genitalia and butt unharmed. At the time it was a major concern, other then the leg thing. Eric was rushed to the hospital after a long workday of bleeding out and was treated completely. In the hospital, He learned that he could use his arms much more efficiently then his legs, using them to walk.

Eric was subsequently fired from his job after leaving the hospital, forced to live as a beggar in the streets. After a few weeks of performing side-show acts on street corners and rummaging dumpsters, Eric brook into the factory he formerly worked at and destroyed every machine he could find. The Nazi's found and arrested him quickly, concluding that he could be genetically manipulated and released into the U.S. to wreck havoc. Eric survived rigorous testing and painful treatments that increased his strength, prolonged his lifespan, and gave him bladed teeth.

Set upon the unsuspecting shores of Slant City, The Legless Lion Man really fucked up a neon sign until American police stopped him and brought him in. The Americans also saw potential in Eric, recruiting him to an international team of crime-fighting 'patriots' to defend the Allied forces hitting Normandy in D-Day. Eric was once again trained and fucked up scientifically.

Eric survived D-Day and worked for the Allies throughout World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam Conflict. Many many years later after being lost at sea thanks to some zombie krakens, The Legless Lion Man returned to Slant City, not a destroyer but a savior!
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Im pretty busy this weekend but will hopefully have some time to write up an app. Ill get one no later than Monday!
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I wanted to do 'The other tumblrista' who had animal mimicry that is limited to what kin his tumblr followers identify as but I think one tumblrista in town is enough.

I also considered 'really fast turtle' who was literally a turtle with a skateboard and jetpacks.

I'm going to poke fun at anime stereotypes for the sake of it, for my character. If we are allowed multiple characters, I will consider my previous statement.
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