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I had to get morphine once. Shit was so kinda cash.
Aye. Kisses your eyelids and melts your face.
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Aye. Kisses your eyelids and melts your face.
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Found some free time. Will get another post in the collab up as soon as I get another post up in a different RP.
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I'm eager to see this collab.
It felt weird because I was feelin' it while my parents were in the room. I'd been severely dehydrated with the shakes n' whatnot and had to be taken to the hospital where they gave me the morphine. I still don't know how I got severely dehydrated in my sleep.
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Aye. Kisses your eyelids and melts your face.
It felt weird because I was feelin' it while my parents were in the room. I'd been severely dehydrated with the shakes n' whatnot and had to be taken to the hospital where they gave me the morphine. I still don't know how I got severely dehydrated in my sleep.
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I'm eager to see this collab.It felt weird because I was feelin' it while my parents were in the room. I'd been severely dehydrated with the shakes n' whatnot and had to be taken to the hospital where they gave me the morphine. I still don't know how I got severely dehydrated in my sleep.
something something wet dreams
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Found some free time. Will get another post in the collab up as soon as I get another post up in a different RP.
Hell yeah!
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I just read the ooc over the past few days of my absence and all i can say is....
what.
what.
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I just read the ooc over the past few days of my absence and all i can say is....what.
mfw every time I click on this OOC
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Yea, it's been pretty weird. But, hey, here's a video of a Ukrainian protester on the piano.
It's a Slavic type of feel, and I'd like to share it with all of you.
It's a Slavic type of feel, and I'd like to share it with all of you.
Okay, so just saying now, I almost went into hysteria. Because I tried to get the first fanfic back, and when I opened the file i saved it as, it wouldn't let me copy the text to put back on here since apparently, I dont have microsoft word 9 on this piece of donkeyshit laptop (Confusing story with that.) BUT I MANAGED TO GET THE TEXT ANYHOW. (And P.S. if anyone has microsoft word 9, please let me email the files to you so I don't lose the days of work I put into this >_>) AND HERE IS PART ONE OF GRAND THEFT AUTO ELDER SCROLLS.
The time was October 29th of 2013. Qara'Sion awoke on the couch, hungover in his suede tailcoat. Once again getting drunk off of the hundred dollar bottle of wine. He slowly rose from the couch and staggered his way to the empty bottle, eventually making his way to the kitchen counter it rested on. Picking up the bottle, he inspected the date on the label.
"Yeah... this was aged well alright. July." He thought to himself as he chucked the bottle perfectly into the trash bin. Or was it the recycling bin? Didn't matter, the garbage truck would toss them together anyway. The young khajiit walked his way to wall to ceiling window and pulled out a pack of cigarettes;Newports to be precise, and lit one up in his mouth as he stared outside, watching the beautiful downtown street of los santos. One pull of the cigarette, and he started coughing. Damn hangover
At that moment, he received a text message from Thyra. "Hey cat, we're going to the jewelry store. Pick me up in five." The message read. Since when was she the one for jewelry? With a sigh, Qara'Sion walked to the dinner table and put the cigarette out on the ashtray. The moment he did, a pigeon flew straight into his clean window. And it didn't fall down. It stuck on to the bloody window. "Looks like I'm gonna have to get someone to pull it off..." He said with a sigh as he walked out of his five-star apartment.
Soon, he arrived at Thyra's apartment building "Del Perro Heights" in front in his mini-cooper. Eventually she came charging out of the building like a line-backer. "Scoot over bitches!" She sang as she shoved people out of her way, drop kicking one man, and swan diving into the passenger seat of Sion's car perfectly. "We're picking up Cub. Drive." She commanded. Sion was dumbfounded. "How on Earth are we gonna fit Cub into this car?" "I'll make him fit. "But how-" "I. Will. Make. Him. Fit. Drive." She demanded. And with that, Sion sped off.
"Hmm... this is a pretty decent, yet fragile appearing car." She complimented(?) Sion's car. "Yeah... Reigenleif and Shenzi modded it. I'm kind of worried... not because Reigenleif worked on it, but that Shenzi did." He whined lowly as he drove. Traffic was starting to get heavy, and Sion's patience running thin. He didn't want to wait for the lights to change, and people were starting to cut him off. "Okay. That's it." He thought as he drove off the street and on to the sidewalk at an alarming speed. "Off the road people!" he yelled as he drove on the sidewalk, watching people quickly moving out of his way. An old lady at some point with her walker who didn't notice him coming down the sidewalk at Mach 5 appeared. "Move it grandma!" He shouted as he honked the horn of the mini-cooper, which started playing La Cucaracha. The old woman spun her head around to see him coming and lunged out of the way, arms, legs, and walker stretched out as he passed her.
Eventually the two crashed into a sign that read 3 Alta Street apartments, meaning they arrived at Cub's home. The two looked to there right where Cub stood right next to them, mouth gaped open in shock. "Get in the car!" Sion barked at him, still having road rage. "Do you think I could even fit in this?" He stoically said as he pointed to the mini-cooper. Thyra sighed and grabbed him by the arm. "We'll squish you in. Drive Sion." Thyra commanded and with that, the three were off to the jewelry store!
Yay!
The time was October 29th of 2013. Qara'Sion awoke on the couch, hungover in his suede tailcoat. Once again getting drunk off of the hundred dollar bottle of wine. He slowly rose from the couch and staggered his way to the empty bottle, eventually making his way to the kitchen counter it rested on. Picking up the bottle, he inspected the date on the label.
"Yeah... this was aged well alright. July." He thought to himself as he chucked the bottle perfectly into the trash bin. Or was it the recycling bin? Didn't matter, the garbage truck would toss them together anyway. The young khajiit walked his way to wall to ceiling window and pulled out a pack of cigarettes;Newports to be precise, and lit one up in his mouth as he stared outside, watching the beautiful downtown street of los santos. One pull of the cigarette, and he started coughing. Damn hangover
At that moment, he received a text message from Thyra. "Hey cat, we're going to the jewelry store. Pick me up in five." The message read. Since when was she the one for jewelry? With a sigh, Qara'Sion walked to the dinner table and put the cigarette out on the ashtray. The moment he did, a pigeon flew straight into his clean window. And it didn't fall down. It stuck on to the bloody window. "Looks like I'm gonna have to get someone to pull it off..." He said with a sigh as he walked out of his five-star apartment.
Soon, he arrived at Thyra's apartment building "Del Perro Heights" in front in his mini-cooper. Eventually she came charging out of the building like a line-backer. "Scoot over bitches!" She sang as she shoved people out of her way, drop kicking one man, and swan diving into the passenger seat of Sion's car perfectly. "We're picking up Cub. Drive." She commanded. Sion was dumbfounded. "How on Earth are we gonna fit Cub into this car?" "I'll make him fit. "But how-" "I. Will. Make. Him. Fit. Drive." She demanded. And with that, Sion sped off.
"Hmm... this is a pretty decent, yet fragile appearing car." She complimented(?) Sion's car. "Yeah... Reigenleif and Shenzi modded it. I'm kind of worried... not because Reigenleif worked on it, but that Shenzi did." He whined lowly as he drove. Traffic was starting to get heavy, and Sion's patience running thin. He didn't want to wait for the lights to change, and people were starting to cut him off. "Okay. That's it." He thought as he drove off the street and on to the sidewalk at an alarming speed. "Off the road people!" he yelled as he drove on the sidewalk, watching people quickly moving out of his way. An old lady at some point with her walker who didn't notice him coming down the sidewalk at Mach 5 appeared. "Move it grandma!" He shouted as he honked the horn of the mini-cooper, which started playing La Cucaracha. The old woman spun her head around to see him coming and lunged out of the way, arms, legs, and walker stretched out as he passed her.
Eventually the two crashed into a sign that read 3 Alta Street apartments, meaning they arrived at Cub's home. The two looked to there right where Cub stood right next to them, mouth gaped open in shock. "Get in the car!" Sion barked at him, still having road rage. "Do you think I could even fit in this?" He stoically said as he pointed to the mini-cooper. Thyra sighed and grabbed him by the arm. "We'll squish you in. Drive Sion." Thyra commanded and with that, the three were off to the jewelry store!
Yay!
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In other news, trashbabies.
In other news, trashbabies.
AND PART 2
The bizarre trio of Sion,Thyra, and Cub arrived at one of the jewelry stores in Los Santos quickly as Sion once again, had road rage and flew(literally) over traffic. Concealing their weapons, the three casually entered the store, specifically a Sears Store which had the absolute most gaudy jewelry ever, with obnoxious music playing in the background, and walked up to the cashier with Thyra in front, and Sion and Cub behind her.
"Hello! How may I help you miss?" The disgustingly happy cashier lady asked Thyra. As casually as they entered the store, Thyra casually yet bluntly responded. "Hello, I'm looking for the most beautiful necklace you have. Point it out to me." She said. Sion was a little bit shocked that she didn't even come up with any form of an excuse as to why she wanted the best necklace. But, it didn't matter because the cashier put on a quizzical expression before nodding her head with a smile. "Oh, I believe you are looking for our "Omelette du fromage" as many people are. It is quite the work of art I should say." She said as she pointed down to the necklace in the glass cabinet right in front of the group. Sion tried to peer over Thyra to see what the cashier meant, however when he did, Thyra whispered "Perfect" to herself and smashed the glass cabinet with one hand, snatching the necklace, uninjured by the broken glass.
The happy cashier became the scared cashier and started to scream hysterically, as did the rest of the snobby Vurwe-esque people in the store, yet none of them were running. "Everyone drop your wallets, now." Thyra demanded as she pulled out her war-axe out of the blue, pointing it at the cashier. Everyone frantically began to dig in their pants for their wallets at a surprisingly slow rate. "Okay we need to speed this up before the cops show up..." Sion thought. He stared at Cub for a second before poking him with one finger, inflicting the Orc with a frenzy spell. With a bellow, Cub lunged over the broken glass cabinet towards the cashier like a flying bear and started chasing her, and eventually everyone in the store on all fours. "Drop your wallets and we'll call him off!" Thyra yelled as people were frantically being pursued by the now barking, and foaming at the mouth Cub. She turned to Sion. "Cat, check the register and pick up everyone's wallets. I'll take whatever looks worthwhile." She spoke. Quickly the two snatched most of the jewelry and almost everyone's wallets before a siren picked up in their ears. "Damn, the cops are here. Move Kids." Thyra cursed as she began to run out of the store. "Come on Cub we're leaving!" Sion yelled as he rather hysterically ran out of the store. At this point Cub was attempting to mangle some poor man's arm with his teeth but heard Sion and Thyra's voices. With a few whimpers of a puppy, Cub let go of the man's arm and dashed away, still on all fours.
To the right down the street, a single cop car was viewed in the distance. The trio dove inside the mini-cooper and Sion hysterically started up the car, and also accidentally turned on the radio. Sion held his head in annoyance, this one damn song kept playing non-stop ONLY when he was being chased by the cops. He slowly turned his head around to see Cub staring at him with an expression that said "really?" "Look I didn't mean to turn on the radio to listen to this!" he defended himself. Cub's expression changed to a "Yeah, sure." one right after. "It's true-" "Sion, fucking drive." Thyra cut him off. With a gulp, Sion sped down the street, swerving between cars and pedestrians. Cub pulled out his Ifruit and checked an app the team had called "Cop S.T.A.R.S.". "We've got one star." He alerted the group. Sion didn't hear him as he went into a frantic again, driving on the sidewalk, however he did hear the cops shout on their speaker "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S! Pull over now." Thyra scanned the area upcoming to them and spotted large shrubbery at a nearby house. "Sion park the car near there." She said as she pointed to the shrubbery. Instinctively, Sion parked the car near the shrub. At the same time, the three took a quick bunny hop out of the car, another hop to get closer to the shrubbery, and another hop inside the shrubbery. If one looked closely, all you could see sticking out of the shrub were three pairs of eyes. "Okay, how the hell is this going to work?" Sion asked. "Just wait, Cub check "Cop S.T.A.R.S". Thyra whispered as the cop car approached where the mini-cooper was parked. Sion and Thyra watched as the bewildered cops sitting in their car simply scratched their head after sitting there for a minute and drove off. "No stars, we're in the clear." He confirmed. The cops actually gave up on chasing them. Wait, why was Sion shocked about this? It's happened many times before...
The three slowly walked out of the shrubbery, approaching their getaway vehicle. "Alright kids, back to Sion's house so we can split up the goods." Thyra said smirking. As Sion opened the door to the driver's seat, a black escalade pulled up to their vehicle, blasting the most obnoxious song ever. The driver opened up the car door and leaned out of his seat, smirking. Sion wasn't smirking when he saw who it was. "Evening kids." Wets-His-Blade greeted Sion and Cub who both sighed. "Evening." Cub responded back as Sion simply crossed his arms in front of his chest as a response. "Evening beautiful." He greeted Thyra. "Blade." She said with a nod. "I'm shocked, you're not driving the bike for once." "Had to use the escalade to drive clients. I need the money since no one will fight me in the cage. Sion, light." He said as he held a cigarette in his mouth, practically commanding the khajiit. With a sigh, Sion snapped his fingers and produced a small fire on the tip of his thumb, lighting the cigarette. "Any reason you're here Blade?" Sion asked glaring. "I saw your little chase there as I was driving to another client and followed you." He answered, taking a pull and puff of the cigarette.
"Yeah, we just held up a jewelry store." Cub told him. Sion whipped his head around quickly to the Orc with a furious expression. "You idiot! I-" Sion's thought was cut off when the argonian chuckled. "Really now? Sion, I assume, you've got a cut of the spoils?" He tauned the khajiit. He simply nodded as his eyes stared at the confused Cub, burning into his soul. "Good, give me what's yours. You owe me money, and I owe Sevari money. I don't wan't to be on his hit-list and you know what he can and will do". He said grinning from cheek to cheek. Sion sighed. "Can't I just pay you back later-" "No. Remember who was a little too drunk at my house, and tried to blast a certain orc with a lupara?" He cut off Sion. With another sigh, Sion walked to his car, and pulled out one of the bags filled with cash. "Here, take your dirty money." He said as he chucked the bag at the argonian. "Thanks boy. By the way, Marassa wants you to call her. She needs a few people to help out with something." Blade said as he caught the bag with his free-hand, taking another drag from the cigarette after.
Great, just great. Marassa was the second-in-command tied with Sevari right after the boss. And she was not someone Sion enjoyed talking to. She would possibly be attractive to him, if she didn't make him soil himself in fear just by her presence. "Fine, we'll call Marassa..." Sion slightly whined. With a nod, Blade closed the door of the car and drove off. "Damn, I don't want to even think about talking to that Marassa." Thyra mumbled as she walked to Sion's car.
And with that, the three hopped into the car, and set off to meet Marassa. Yay?
The bizarre trio of Sion,Thyra, and Cub arrived at one of the jewelry stores in Los Santos quickly as Sion once again, had road rage and flew(literally) over traffic. Concealing their weapons, the three casually entered the store, specifically a Sears Store which had the absolute most gaudy jewelry ever, with obnoxious music playing in the background, and walked up to the cashier with Thyra in front, and Sion and Cub behind her.
"Hello! How may I help you miss?" The disgustingly happy cashier lady asked Thyra. As casually as they entered the store, Thyra casually yet bluntly responded. "Hello, I'm looking for the most beautiful necklace you have. Point it out to me." She said. Sion was a little bit shocked that she didn't even come up with any form of an excuse as to why she wanted the best necklace. But, it didn't matter because the cashier put on a quizzical expression before nodding her head with a smile. "Oh, I believe you are looking for our "Omelette du fromage" as many people are. It is quite the work of art I should say." She said as she pointed down to the necklace in the glass cabinet right in front of the group. Sion tried to peer over Thyra to see what the cashier meant, however when he did, Thyra whispered "Perfect" to herself and smashed the glass cabinet with one hand, snatching the necklace, uninjured by the broken glass.
The happy cashier became the scared cashier and started to scream hysterically, as did the rest of the snobby Vurwe-esque people in the store, yet none of them were running. "Everyone drop your wallets, now." Thyra demanded as she pulled out her war-axe out of the blue, pointing it at the cashier. Everyone frantically began to dig in their pants for their wallets at a surprisingly slow rate. "Okay we need to speed this up before the cops show up..." Sion thought. He stared at Cub for a second before poking him with one finger, inflicting the Orc with a frenzy spell. With a bellow, Cub lunged over the broken glass cabinet towards the cashier like a flying bear and started chasing her, and eventually everyone in the store on all fours. "Drop your wallets and we'll call him off!" Thyra yelled as people were frantically being pursued by the now barking, and foaming at the mouth Cub. She turned to Sion. "Cat, check the register and pick up everyone's wallets. I'll take whatever looks worthwhile." She spoke. Quickly the two snatched most of the jewelry and almost everyone's wallets before a siren picked up in their ears. "Damn, the cops are here. Move Kids." Thyra cursed as she began to run out of the store. "Come on Cub we're leaving!" Sion yelled as he rather hysterically ran out of the store. At this point Cub was attempting to mangle some poor man's arm with his teeth but heard Sion and Thyra's voices. With a few whimpers of a puppy, Cub let go of the man's arm and dashed away, still on all fours.
To the right down the street, a single cop car was viewed in the distance. The trio dove inside the mini-cooper and Sion hysterically started up the car, and also accidentally turned on the radio. Sion held his head in annoyance, this one damn song kept playing non-stop ONLY when he was being chased by the cops. He slowly turned his head around to see Cub staring at him with an expression that said "really?" "Look I didn't mean to turn on the radio to listen to this!" he defended himself. Cub's expression changed to a "Yeah, sure." one right after. "It's true-" "Sion, fucking drive." Thyra cut him off. With a gulp, Sion sped down the street, swerving between cars and pedestrians. Cub pulled out his Ifruit and checked an app the team had called "Cop S.T.A.R.S.". "We've got one star." He alerted the group. Sion didn't hear him as he went into a frantic again, driving on the sidewalk, however he did hear the cops shout on their speaker "I'm a member of S.T.A.R.S! Pull over now." Thyra scanned the area upcoming to them and spotted large shrubbery at a nearby house. "Sion park the car near there." She said as she pointed to the shrubbery. Instinctively, Sion parked the car near the shrub. At the same time, the three took a quick bunny hop out of the car, another hop to get closer to the shrubbery, and another hop inside the shrubbery. If one looked closely, all you could see sticking out of the shrub were three pairs of eyes. "Okay, how the hell is this going to work?" Sion asked. "Just wait, Cub check "Cop S.T.A.R.S". Thyra whispered as the cop car approached where the mini-cooper was parked. Sion and Thyra watched as the bewildered cops sitting in their car simply scratched their head after sitting there for a minute and drove off. "No stars, we're in the clear." He confirmed. The cops actually gave up on chasing them. Wait, why was Sion shocked about this? It's happened many times before...
The three slowly walked out of the shrubbery, approaching their getaway vehicle. "Alright kids, back to Sion's house so we can split up the goods." Thyra said smirking. As Sion opened the door to the driver's seat, a black escalade pulled up to their vehicle, blasting the most obnoxious song ever. The driver opened up the car door and leaned out of his seat, smirking. Sion wasn't smirking when he saw who it was. "Evening kids." Wets-His-Blade greeted Sion and Cub who both sighed. "Evening." Cub responded back as Sion simply crossed his arms in front of his chest as a response. "Evening beautiful." He greeted Thyra. "Blade." She said with a nod. "I'm shocked, you're not driving the bike for once." "Had to use the escalade to drive clients. I need the money since no one will fight me in the cage. Sion, light." He said as he held a cigarette in his mouth, practically commanding the khajiit. With a sigh, Sion snapped his fingers and produced a small fire on the tip of his thumb, lighting the cigarette. "Any reason you're here Blade?" Sion asked glaring. "I saw your little chase there as I was driving to another client and followed you." He answered, taking a pull and puff of the cigarette.
"Yeah, we just held up a jewelry store." Cub told him. Sion whipped his head around quickly to the Orc with a furious expression. "You idiot! I-" Sion's thought was cut off when the argonian chuckled. "Really now? Sion, I assume, you've got a cut of the spoils?" He tauned the khajiit. He simply nodded as his eyes stared at the confused Cub, burning into his soul. "Good, give me what's yours. You owe me money, and I owe Sevari money. I don't wan't to be on his hit-list and you know what he can and will do". He said grinning from cheek to cheek. Sion sighed. "Can't I just pay you back later-" "No. Remember who was a little too drunk at my house, and tried to blast a certain orc with a lupara?" He cut off Sion. With another sigh, Sion walked to his car, and pulled out one of the bags filled with cash. "Here, take your dirty money." He said as he chucked the bag at the argonian. "Thanks boy. By the way, Marassa wants you to call her. She needs a few people to help out with something." Blade said as he caught the bag with his free-hand, taking another drag from the cigarette after.
Great, just great. Marassa was the second-in-command tied with Sevari right after the boss. And she was not someone Sion enjoyed talking to. She would possibly be attractive to him, if she didn't make him soil himself in fear just by her presence. "Fine, we'll call Marassa..." Sion slightly whined. With a nod, Blade closed the door of the car and drove off. "Damn, I don't want to even think about talking to that Marassa." Thyra mumbled as she walked to Sion's car.
And with that, the three hopped into the car, and set off to meet Marassa. Yay?
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Trashbabies and wet dreams and pianists in the mist and hysteria. A normal day in the OOC. That situation in the Ukraine is seriously ugly, though.
By the divines, Cairo', there are tears of happy. Thought those gems were lost with the Oldguild!
That fucking song < "Hold the line" by Toto whilst pulling Immelmanns to shake off the glorified boy scouts.
Want: 'Which Character Are You?' for this roleplay.
By the divines, Cairo', there are tears of happy. Thought those gems were lost with the Oldguild!
That fucking song < "Hold the line" by Toto whilst pulling Immelmanns to shake off the glorified boy scouts.
Want: 'Which Character Are You?' for this roleplay.
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Trashbabies and wet dreams and pianists in the mist and hysteria. A normal day in the OOC. That situation in the Ukraine is seriously ugly, though.By the divines, Cairo', there are tears of happy. Thought those gems were lost with the Oldguild!That fucking song < "Hold the line" by Toto whilst pulling Immelmanns to shake off the glorified boy scouts.Want: 'Which Character Are You?' for this roleplay.
Obviously, I'm Thyra.
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Remind me to ask later; I feel like trashbabies is one of those anime things and it's far too early to be dealin' with that shit right now.
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Obviously, I'm Thyra.
Hahahaha ok I am so making that test once I wake from this long ass blink.
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I would make it, but I have literally never made a quiz like that. Ever.
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I'll just leave this here...
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Sorry for the lack of posts peeps, been really out of it the last few days. But there shall be an IC and Season 2 Fanfic post in the future :D.
And just a question, has anyone ever seen a beautiful rainbow while its raining, during sunset? Its amazing.
Until its ruined by the ugly building in the middle of it >_>
And just a question, has anyone ever seen a beautiful rainbow while its raining, during sunset? Its amazing.
Until its ruined by the ugly building in the middle of it >_>
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I saw a double rainbow once. It was badass and very manly.
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