If you want to attract a hippy? Acoustic guitar.

If you want to attract a hottie? Alto flute.

If you want to attract a classy dame? Jazz sax.

If you don't care what kind of girl it is, but you really want her to tear her clothes straight off and do you under the lamppost? Electric violin.

If you want to attract a man dressed as a woman? Keytar.

If you want to attract a woman who needs some help carrying heavy things or doing manual labor, and no sex at all? Bass.

If you want to attract a woman who might have some spare change? Bongos.

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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?

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See the Keytar entry.

But seriously, we all know that the answer is obvious. It's the Kazoo.

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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?

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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?

Who the fuck is picking up women at train stations in the dead of night.