Eris: Inform Leon of your new game.

Eris pulled up another chat window in tell her acquaintance, Leon, of the new game she installed. Mostly to brag. He was a huge gaming dork, and the probability of having this game was slim to none. So he might be a little upset about the news.

--calamitousMelisma [CM] began pestering gamerCat [GC] at 08:37 --
CM: Yo, guess what?
CM: (You're gonna hate me)

Leon saw a chat box pop up. It was calamitousMelisma.

He typed into the box with the skill of gaming to fuel the reply speed.

CG: What's up CM?
CG: I have totally awesome news so... maybe that'll make up for whatever you think is going to get my goat.

Maluuk:Troll Leon
@SiliconColt

Ugh, there's that voice again.

Eh, you suppose its better than nothing, though you kind of wished it was someone you found more easy to troll, you actually kind of like this kid if only for your mutual love of gaming.

-- transendentalInquisitor [TI] began trolling gamerCat [GC] at 23:50 -- [11:50]

TI: ▲ S†ORM ‡S BREW‡NG VPON YOV HVM▲N
TI: ▲ S†ORM OF BLOOD ▲ND FVRY †O W‡P3 †H3 V3RY 3SSENCE OF YOVR WR3†CH3D P3OPL3 FROM †H3 PLAN3†
TI: ONLY †O B3 W▲SHED ▲W▲Y FVR†H3R ‡N †H3 FLOOD OF SCR3▲MS ▲ND CRI3S FOR YOVR M‡S3R▲BL3 L‡V3S AS †H3 WORLD R3CL▲‡MS ‡†S3LF FROM YOVR POLLV†‡NG †OVCH
TI: ▲LSO H‡, L3ON

Maluuk:Troll Leon
@SiliconColt

Ugh, there's that voice again.

Eh, you suppose its better than nothing, though you kind of wished it was someone you found more easy to troll, you actually kind of like this kid if only for your mutual love of gaming.

-- transendentalInquisitor [TI] began trolling gamerCat [GC] at 23:50 -- [11:50]

TI: ▲ S†ORM ‡S BREW‡NG VPON YOV HVM▲N
TI: ▲ S†ORM OF BLOOD ▲ND FVRY †O W‡P3 †H3 V3RY 3SSENCE OF YOVR WR3†CH3D P3OPL3 FROM †H3 PLAN3†
TI: ONLY †O B3 W▲SHED ▲W▲Y FVR†H3R ‡N †H3 FLOOD OF SCR3▲MS ▲ND CRI3S FOR YOVR M‡S3R▲BL3 L‡V3S AS †H3 WORLD R3CL▲‡MS ‡†S3LF FROM YOVR POLLV†‡NG †OVCH
TI: ▲LSO H‡, L3ON

Seeing another window pop up, Leon wondered what in the world this crazy person was thinking with all those weird letters. Tempted just to close the window and keep talking with CM, he tried reading what TI had to say.

GC: Uh, hello?
GC: I'm sorry, I don't know your name, Mr. Blood Storm Fury.
GC: ... OH DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE BETA? IM SO EXCITED, WHAT ELSE DOES THE GAME HAVE?!

Leon's fingers flew into a fury of pecking on his keyboard. One would think that he'd be immune to the effects of energy drinks by now but clearly that was not the case.

Thousands of years later, but not many.

A strange Man walks around in what appears to be a spaceship. He has skin as pale as a sheet of paper, his eyes as black as coal.
with that description one would believe he is a snowman. But he is not .He is the Tested Adventurer. he is equipped with a Knife and a Spear.
outside of the structure is a lush jungle teeming with life.
TA: look in storage unit

You look inside the unit, there are still some rations left. Canned foods, freeze dried stuff, water, hardtack the usual. but you have started a tiny garden outside of the building. But something catches your eye, it is a shirt. It is blue and it has a large cat beast on it. you make it into a large headband-turban looking thing. but let's see what the kids are up to:
LN: create character . but first, let's see what Eris has to say.

--calamitousMelisma [CM] began pestering gamerCat [GC] at 08:37 --
CM: Yo, guess what?
CM: (You're gonna hate me)
CG: What's up CM?
CG: I have totally awesome news so... maybe that'll make up for whatever you think is going to get my goat.
CM: Well, I got an email about joining a beta game called SBURB Point of No Return.

LN: be amazed at the coincidence.
Wow it seems that fate has destined the two of you to play this game. you reply to her message about how you have the beta as well.
You later reply asking if you want to log in at the official beta launch which is now only about an hour away.
You decide you will have a Character ready before-hand.
naturally, you sculpt your character in your image, With a very In depth character creation system.
and just before you get on to deciding your class , That damn troll starts to talk to you again on pesterchum.
TI:Troll Leon once again.

--calamitousMelisma [CM] began pestering gamerCat [GC] at 08:37 --
CM: Yo, guess what?
CM: (You're gonna hate me)
CG: What's up CM?
CG: I have totally awesome news so... maybe that'll make up for whatever you think is going to get my goat.
CM: Well, I got an email about joining a beta game called SBURB Point of No Return.

Before he could type a reply of sharing the great new, the game loads up. Amazed by how quick it was, he makes a character looking just like him.

GC: OH COOL. I DID TOO, WE SHOULD TOTOALLY PLAY TOEGETHER. SOrry I'm not usually this excited but I just did some customization and there's like a million options. You should totally make something that looks just like you.

Normally Leon would be inclined to deviate just a little but but with all these cool customization how could he not make a clone. Maybe later he'd make another if the system allowed more than one character.

But class.. what would he do about class.

A list is shown on his screen ,the classes are:
Knight:+2 to con,+1 to HP
Mage: +2 to Int,+ 1 to MP
Prince:+2 to Cha,+1 to HP
Bard:+2 to Cha,+1 to MP
Theif:+2 to Dex,+ to Hp
warrior:+2 to Str , +1 to HP
Mystic:+2 to wis, +1 to MP
Monk: +2 to wis, +1 to HP
Heir: +2 to Int, +1 to MP
Trickster:+2 to Dex, +1 Hp
Sorcerer:+2 to Str, +1 MP
{classes will have a lot more difference in later versions}
LN: Choose class

Leon looked at them all. He was very sure he'd never seen Prince as a class. Maybe the game had a nobility plot or something like that. He wondered which one would be more broken. Since he'd played dungeons and dragons which had similar stats, he figured that getting a plus two boost in something would be overpowering anyway. Then he saw the MP stat and was sure there had to be some kind of mana involved with spells and stuff. If he did play as a mage of some type that meant he'd mp instead of spells per day.

"I think I'll go with the Heir. Just the name sounds like he gets something cool with that extra Int and MP. Maybe that'll have something to do with inheriting things. Uh what does heir even mean again?

Regardless he chose Heir.

The next part appeared and said:Choose your aspect:
Fire:get a fireball attack to start out, but when you reach god-tier you get the inferno blast, a much more powerful and big version of the fire ball
Breath:when you start out, you get the wind push, It will not do any damage,but when you reach god-tier, you get the mega tornado,an ability that spawns a massive tornado,and can douse fire attacks
Light:starting ability:rapid healing speeds up heal time GT: blessing of prospit: heals all allies in an extremely large radius of you
Time:SA:slow time GT: summon clones from different timelines.
Ice:SA:slow target GT: Raging blizzard: sends a flurry in a large area.
Rage:SA:Psyche up, GT: Lunatic fury
space:SA: teleport GT: wormhole: send something to any point in space you desire.
Earth:SA: rock shield GT:sandstorm
Death:SA: life leech GT:Wither: creates a dome that slowly and mercilessly shrivels enemies into dry remains of how they once were
Water:SA: Hydroblast GT:Tidal wave
(more aspects to come)

Leon nearly screeched when he saw these aspects. Not only did they grant super powers but also looked pretty amazing. Something about God-Tier had him wondering if that was like a second phase or like full level. He didn't care, it looked pretty sweet anyway. If this was an mmo then he'd probably find the best utility in well, utility. The mage was probably the better magic dude anyway, or the sorceress... Leon didn't know and didn't care.

"Ooh anywhere in space. I guess if there's lava pits and well the vacuum of space then I've got all the firepower I need. But that's the GT. Teleportation seems cool though. I won't have to worry about going back to any town the long way. I guess that'll save me enough time... I bet those are expensive though, infinite energy according to modern science. Yet I feel so.. so much attraction to it. I have to get space. Heir Space.. like airspace or something to do with planes. Spaceheir? Eh space doesn't have air. Eitherway, SPACE!"

Leon clicked on that option, more than happy to have the best utility ever. If other games had what abilities he had then there's no knowing what game he couldn't win.

The screen than transitioned into a stats screen. the results Leon had got were:{these where determined by 2 ten-sided dice that would create a two-digit number.}

STR: 54
DEX: 46
CON: 14
INT: 43
CHA: 34
WIS: 81
re-roll, [y/n]

STR:15
DEX:23
CON:82
INT:84
WIS:46
CHA:61
LUK:12
{forgot about luck.}

And holy shit. we forgot about your fetch modus and strife specibus. Leon, do a quick demonstration of those.

Before Leon could click ok, being excited for a massive Int, his fetch modus flopped out one of his items.

"Stupid thing, I should get you replaced." He said frustrated that Dice modus was going crazy again, always with that random aspect. He barely trusted the thing any more, keeping only that which didn't break upon falling to the ground. That being said he kept a stuffed animal in their, a tiger that he didn't like to share its existence with, sort of like having a secret from childhood he'd be buried to the grave, keeping.

Normally he'd assign all the sections 2 through 12 but having 11 storage compartments and no guarantee made it a game of chance just to get anything out for a good thirty minutes. If he kept something in the 7 slot then it would work out fine, anything in 2 or 12 however would take too long to access. All he had to do was order a roll, and it seemed to him that this game was clearly compatible with his sylladex, much to his annoyance.

Then again that was not really something he was expecting. Only tabletop games caused his modus to go nuts cuase he physically rolled something. Did sburb do that too? He wondered how, it was a virtual thing. No way could that even be compatable.

Nonetheless his strife specibi was in his hands, the mighty sceptorkind. Which was just a prop anyway. It was a wooden stick, holding an orange orb at the end. Not much to using it in real life though, smashing that orb on something meant he'd have to buy something new. It was too late to turn back from it, this was a gift from an old pal. He'd kept it as his strife specibus as a reminder of that good friend.

He pointed it into the air, assigning it 12 again. It did nothing so he found himself at the merciful hand of luck, guiding him away from violence.

Taking a peek back at the screen he renoticed his stats. Alarmingly these were very like him, intelligent but not very wise. High constitution but no real strength or dexterity so to speak. Then the average and charisma and low ass luck were perfect. If this wasn't a mirror then he was looking at a clone of himself.

He accepted these stats, hoping that those two really high stats would make up for the shitty ones, which he hoped would cover him in battle. Spells were supposed to work through intelligence right? Wait, were Heirs like wizards or like clerics? He wasn't sure and it was too late to find out.

Eris: create character

Eris carefully molded her character to look exactly like her. Normally she'd make her character an improved version of herself, but the details were just too perfect to not make a perfect replica.

Next she needed to pick a class.Eris decided on the Knight class. After all she WAS making a character in her likeness, and after years of martial arts, her constitution was ON POINT. Not to say that she wasn't tempted by dexterity and strength, but she might be able to improve those later. In fact, strength was the least of the two. You didn't need much strength if you had perfect technique, good strategies, and high agility.

Now it was aspect time. After reading the options, Eris chose the most badass sounding aspect. Death. Aww ye, gonna mess up all the bitches with this. It was obviously the most destructive aspect which ment that later on Eris would have a lot of rewards from whatever monsters dropped. If there were monsters...

STATS:
STR:36
DEX:54
CON:88
INT:31
CHA:25
LUK:42

Eris:demonstrate fetch modus and strife specibus.
you totally forgot about the fetch modus you got on your birthday some time ago. It is crazy to think that you didn't pay attention to this on your even notice this. you don't know why you stopped using it. and, while you are at it you might as well pick up your strife specibus, because your sister might bust in an hassle you. You don't know why she does this, but it has been happening more often recently.
Leon:respond to mother
Your mom is calling you. you should see what she wants.