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Not that F-Word. You can swear all you fucking want, I don't give a fuck.

This is a Marvel Rp. The forbidden F-Word.

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OHHHHH ... Oh ... I get it!!!

Well, since thats the case ...

FUCK YEAH!!!! I CAN SWEAR!!!

*this is literally seconds after I complained to a friend about guys not being gentlemanly enough these days ... its no wonder when I swear like a sailor ... fuck*

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I'm a gentleman and do all the gentlemanly things to a lady. Doesn't mean I can't swear.

COME TO SCOTLAND LASS. A bloke will either treat you like a gentleman or be a couple and utter arse.

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I'm a gentleman and do all the gentlemanly things to a lady. Doesn't mean I can't swear.

COME TO SCOTLAND LASS. A bloke will either treat you like a gentleman or be a couple and utter arse.

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Be going there meself on business soon enough! Yay for coldness. And beer. And swearing.

Aye bonne lass!

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Its the same here man x'D the lads here are a bunch of dumb farmers, then you find one fella who has a decent education and grasp on the english language, but they come across as more seedy than gentlemanly (are Scottish lads like that as well or are they legit decent gentlemen?) ... I suppose I could try my luck in Scotland sure!!!! My ancestors were probably Scottish somehow given my surname! I'd fit right in!!!

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Who gave you permission to come here?

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My boss! That's who! We own a timber yard there.

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Who gave you permission to come here?

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Not all farmers are dumb, thankee very much. I grew up a farmer now I'm a townie :(. Also I don't think I and other gentlemanly people come across as seedy. I've been called gay a couple of times for not taking advantage of drunk women but that's 'bout it.

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See thats probs coz you're a Scottish farmer gentleman aye? Over here they're mental x'D Well ... now that you mention it, there are some decent blokes here, but jaysus there is some amount of creepers!

Also, you get +2 Spud-Points for not taking advantage of drunk women :D WELL DONE BRO!!

Srs though, who takes advantage of drunk girls, or drunk anyone, thats just so fucking dumb.

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A lot of people, though I suppose it helps that I'm gray-a and quite aromantic so I kinda shurk away from those situations xD

>Hot Irish Redhead hitting on me one night in a hostel when I was in Aus.
>"Anything could happen" She says.
>"Alright, well I'm going to bed now" I says.

See the worst thing about being what they call a "Gray-A" is theres still some hint of like, feelings there I'm not going to hold up a placard saying "Ban sex now" kinda thing. So I still kinda beat myself up the next morning. Though at least I have high morals and went "NOPPPPE. She's drunk." Though TBH that may have just been the most convienent excuse :L

That "Alright I'm going to bed now" is the best comeback ever though x'D will totally use that one in the future if you dont mind me robbing it!

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It was my only way out of the conversation without a super awkward explanation as too why I was not interested in sleeping with her, as she was attractive well, is. Though anyway it probably mainly worked as we were staying in the same hostel... and my bed was like ten metres away from where we were standing.

My rule is, always play it oblivious. Then they can't get offended and just think you're a fucking retard.

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Thats a good philosophy, I totally do that too but I haven't quite mastered it and sometimes I make it infinitely more awkward >S<

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Meh, it's all about being comfortable with what's going on. It helps that I have little interest in sex. Unlike Sthor who's all over that Loki.

Well @Dedonus. Is he still accepted? After.... THAT?!

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Dude this is uncanny valley right here ... I'm ace too haha.

I went to a nightclub and this strange dude starts dancing in my direction and stuff, tries to be flirty.

>"Hey gurl, what do you study?"
>"I'm a graduate"
>"Whoa you don't look that old"
>HowNotToGetAGirl.jpg

Isn't it like rule 1 of impressing a lady to tell her she's not old like EVER?!

I think Irish folks are just hopeless at flirting sometimes, got to admit though, I admire the Irish girls for havin' the balls to get out there and ask lads out themselves. I sorta like this guy I know and he used to like me, but neither of us is Irish-Irish and neither has the balls to ask each other out. Its like HYPER awkward. That "Alright I'm going to bed now" is the best comeback ever though x'D will totally use that one in the future if you dont mind me robbing it!