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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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This past week I interviewed for a position at my company I've been after for a solid year now. Today I got offered the job!

I now read/listen to books/audiobooks for a living. In a company currently hated by the media. Lucky me!

If you need book recommendations... I'm your girl.
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Company hated by the media? That pretty much narrows it down to Wal-Mart and Planned Parenthood.
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McDonalds?
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Be honest, when you say "books", you really mean "dinosaurs", don't you?

I can smell an InGen employee from a mile away
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Spiffy.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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So professional. I'm jealous actually, I love audiobooks. I wish I could get paid to listen to them.
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So professional. I'm jealous actually, I love audiobooks. I wish I could get paid to listen to them.


This is actually quite easy. If you can get away with listening to headphones at work, you can probably listen to audiobooks. Knocking out Don Quixote in a week and a half was pretty sweet.
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<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

This is actually quite easy. If you can get away with listening to headphones at work, you can probably listen to audiobooks. Knocking out Don Quixote in a week and a half was pretty sweet.


I'm a waitress, I kind of have to pay attention when I'm working. It took me a month to get through Don Quixote on audiobook. I loved it though, it was hilarious.
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In reality she's a hitman working for a giant, but top-secret organization of high-paid killers. On their IRAs they all say their musicians, but in reality they're assassins who kill for pay and sport. The entire organization runs itself like a gladiatorial fight-show with combatants earning the sum value of the next assassin up in their rankings when they kill that man or woman, and they themselves work up the rankings. Advancement ends when you're dead or you become afraid.

Or, she also may be bald and have a those grocery-store scan bars on the back of her head.
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In a company currently hated by the media.


Care to elaborate a little?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Said company is also synonymous with a South American tribe.
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Tupi?

Or is it more like they are synonymous with a band of warrior women who cut their right tits off to fire bows better? In that case, it would be more appropriate to say you work for the audiobook company. Which is pretty sweet, assuming you ain't getting jerked around or anything.
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Said company is also synonymous with a South American tribe.


Incas, Aztecs, Mayans...
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Incas, Aztecs, Mayans...


None of those are tribes.
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None of those are tribes.


Well... that's unfortunate.
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My best guess is that Taaj works for Amazon. It's not really a tribe, but close enough.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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People hate Amazon?

How does it feel to be an Amazoness, Taaj?



Do you feel any desire to stomp on men's balls or stand on their faces? How much do you lift?

Choking stuff? Oxygen deprivation? You into that?
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Asphyxi-wanks r great
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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People hate Amazon?


I assume she means this.
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I assume she means this.


Oh yeah. That.

Eh.
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