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Hi, I am Eru Ilúvatar, or here Eru Iluvatar, because the Guild dislikes the accents.

Formerly known as SlenderWoman, and before that MattzLadd, I have taken up the name of the Creator as Tolkien saw Him.

Greetings to all new and old.

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Welcome back! Might I interest you in serving the great lord and master of all that he surveys?

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Perhaps you should recheck who I am, and then swear your loyalty to me instead.

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Oh, I know who you are. But perhaps you do not know what I am? It matters not; I go to some lengths to keep myself secret. But none of that matters. Names, titles, trifling things. What matters right now is where you stand in relation to me: Are you an enemy, or are you an ally? Do you wish to have nothing to do with me? Or are you my next conquest? I give you the choice to chose, Iluvatar, pray that I do not take that away from you.

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Excuse me sir but I do not believe you *really* know to whom you are speaking to

This is Eru Iluvatar, one true god, creator of all -makes a little bow to her lord-

... although you never really do much milord...

But in any case, pretty sure you cant touch that, he literally could unexist you if he wanted too, I think you should learn some greeting ettiquette, threats and bribes come after you've shaken hands and said 'pleased to meet you' I can tell you arent english...