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Thanks, @Halo

You're welcome bby
I can only imagine tundra is super confused about this joke

@Altered Tundra Should have said "whorable". 4 reelz.

cheesiest pick up line ever [+]

get it get it

Keyguy sat in his black office chair with sleek-looking, chrome-like arms as he browsed the forums. The blue lights on his computer's fans illuminated the brick wall next to him, which was covered in space posters. He found a thread titled "Horrible pick-up lines". Being quite bored with trying to elaborate everything in his latest roleplaying application, he decided to click on it. After all, bad pickup lines were always worth a good laugh.

He adjusted the excessively long cord on his headphones as he began to lay back to slowly scroll through the thread at his leisure. This made him notice the fact that he was listening to music he didn't particularly care for, so he quickly paused the video and played the only other video he had open for background noise. It happened to be a reading of the "Humans are Scary" post on Reddit, which he had been listening to in order to write his application about a human supremacist nation.

He laid back in his chair, but noticed that it just stopped abruptly. A sigh came out of his mouth as he realized that he had hit the level with his leg again, and he reached down with his right hand to set right what was wrong. A quick pull on the lever let him recline back int he chair, and he let out a breath of happiness. He went back to scrolling through the thread.

As he kept going, he found an image. It was of eighteen pickup trucks, six red, six white, and six a navy blue. They all had giant cheese wedges in their beds. He was confused, and just kept scrolling. The end of the page was reached, and he clicked on the "Next" button. The last post he saw was the same image, but in a hider titled "cheesiest pick up line ever". He figured out the joke. He fell back into his chair, now laying in it and looking up at the wooden ceiling.

He rolled his head to the left, and sighed. Then he rolled his head to the right, and sighed. He then rolled his eyes in a colossal circle, sighing the heaviest this time. Tears rolled down his cheeks, the pun having saddened him. Suddenly, a sharp pain struck his heart. He had a muscle spasm, and fell out of the chair. Blood came out of his mouth with a cough, and then it was all over. Everything went dark, there was only pure nothingness left.

The pun had literally killed him, because it was just that bad.

@Keyguyperson

I enjoyed this a little too much.

Gonna have to go wipe up this mess, now.

I....

but.....

I didn't.....

The thing was.......

HMMPH. Well my picture was bigger.

@mdk

"bigger' bwehehehe

"I know mdk"

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

"I'm not paralyzed, but I've seem to be struck by you."

"I'm not paralyzed, but I've seem to be struck by you."

This one's especially terrible if you actually are paralyzed, because then it's lying.

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This one's especially terrible if you actually are paralyzed, because then it's lying.

I...did not think of that. I feel so ashamed. /fallsover

"I'm male. You're female. You do the math."

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I inside U."

And of course, my personal favorite:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I'm a pirate, and I've come to take your booty.

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I inside U."

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd but the D inside your vagina."

"Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds."

"I lost my phone number.... can I have your pants?"

"[blah blah long winded talk here].
You make me lose my douche."

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

This. Reminded me of that other one.
"I wish I was a fly on the wall.."
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Edit: It actually pretty good though.
Like missing or extra in either one end or the other.