Horrible pick-up lines

[AlteredTundra]

"PREPARE URANUS!"

[AlteredTundra]

"You. Me. Sex. Yes?"

[MrLongSchlong]

"My fovourite movie is split that bitch cum buckets, what's yours?"

[AlteredTundra]

"If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass."

[MrLongSchlong]

"I only like romantic fisting in candle light"

[AlteredTundra]

"You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you."

[ClocktowerEchos]

"I peg on first date"

[chzyhndx]

*spits on "potential sexual partner"*

You should get out of those wet clothes.

[AlteredTundra]

"I hear sex is good exercise and you look fat. Need I say any more?"

[MrLongSchlong]

"Fat chicks cum thrice as much as your skinny bitch does"

[AlteredTundra]

"Fans and you have something in common: both of you blow really good."

[Unfortunately]

sex pl0x

[MrLongSchlong]

"Depends on a fan. If a fan is not working - it's dead. Just like your mother inside the trunk of my car."

[Unfortunately]

i can't tie my shoes but i can fuk ur bitch

[AlteredTundra]

"You see that thing in my pants? It's not my phone. It's my dick and it's hard for you. So, let's go to the bathroom, and fuck."

[Darcs]

gibe teh pussi pls, b0ss

[AlteredTundra]

"I have a million dollars. It's all yours if you let me fuck you."

[BrobyDDark]

If laughable disappointment is your idea of a good time, then I am the man for you.

[AlteredTundra]

"Roses are red,
You are hot;
Enough of this chatter,
And let's fuck."

[Wicked Axel]

If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.