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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"PREPARE URANUS!"
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"You. Me. Sex. Yes?"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MrLongSchlong
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MrLongSchlong Koochieberry jam

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"My fovourite movie is split that bitch cum buckets, what's yours?"
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"If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MrLongSchlong
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MrLongSchlong Koochieberry jam

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"I only like romantic fisting in candle light"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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"I peg on first date"
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*spits on "potential sexual partner"*

You should get out of those wet clothes.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"I hear sex is good exercise and you look fat. Need I say any more?"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MrLongSchlong
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MrLongSchlong Koochieberry jam

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"Fat chicks cum thrice as much as your skinny bitch does"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Fans and you have something in common: both of you blow really good."
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sex pl0x
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MrLongSchlong
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MrLongSchlong Koochieberry jam

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"Depends on a fan. If a fan is not working - it's dead. Just like your mother inside the trunk of my car."
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i can't tie my shoes but i can fuk ur bitch
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"You see that thing in my pants? It's not my phone. It's my dick and it's hard for you. So, let's go to the bathroom, and fuck."
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gibe teh pussi pls, b0ss
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"I have a million dollars. It's all yours if you let me fuck you."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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If laughable disappointment is your idea of a good time, then I am the man for you.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Roses are red,
You are hot;
Enough of this chatter,
And let's fuck."
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If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
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