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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Why don't I have any friends?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Frizan
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Frizan Free From This Backwater Hellsite

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It's okay Awson, I love you. I promise to post in all of your future threads in a stalker-ish fast manner.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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That would be nice.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mizushinzui
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mizushinzui FFFFFFFFForce of will.

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This was nice
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by genghismike
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Hi, Awson. Nice to meet you. We can be friends.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Preacher
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You don't need people to have friends. Make your own. Think of God as a friend. It'll never leave your side.
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You don't need people to have friends. Make your own. Think of God as a friend. It'll never leave your side.


I think of the Goddess as a fickle bitch which cannot decide whether to bless me with luck or damn me with misfortune.
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Friends are actually bad for you. Just do this thought experiment. Imagine a very successful person. Now imagine that successful person hanging out in a high school with a bunch of high school friends. Does that picture look natural?

And if you answer yes, is this person successful because of real talent?
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Hi, Awson. Nice to meet you. We can be friends.


Spam is an empty pit. You never should have returned.

And ok.
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@Preacher

Sounds overbearing.

@Vilageidiotx

High school friends are sort of a success.
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Friends are actually bad for you. Just do this thought experiment. Imagine a very successful person. Now imagine that successful person hanging out in a high school with a bunch of high school friends. Does that picture look natural?

And if you answer yes, is this person successful because of real talent?


Dammit, you just crushed all my dreams with that mental image.
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Friends are actually bad for you. Just do this thought experiment. Imagine a very successful person. Now imagine that successful person hanging out in a high school with a bunch of high school friends. Does that picture look natural?

And if you answer yes, is this person successful because of real talent?


>friends are bad for you





Keep telling yourself that, bro.
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High school friends are sort of a success.


Nope. Case in point, Obama only had high-school friends when he was some random kid nobody gave a shit about. Now he is a president, his only friend is cigarettes.
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Nope. Case in point, Obama only had high-school friends when he was some random kid nobody gave a shit about. Now he is a president, his only friend is cigarettes.

Being president is pretty damn stressful. One move and boom. No more friends. Just potential assassins and rivals.

Yeah, he may have pissed us off sometimes, but he does deserve a bit o' respect for putting up with the shit his job throws at him.
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Spam is an empty pit. You never should have returned.

And ok.


Then I shall be Dark Overlord of an Empty Pit.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Why don't I have any friends?


Try showing your money. People like other people who have a lot of money, just look at Richie Rich. He had a lot of money and people liked him when they found out he had a lot of money.
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Another thing you can do is write an essay about why you make a good friend and then distribute it among your peers. Remember, MLA style. Nobody likes an APA loser.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Why don't I have any friends?


Don't worry about it, Awson. It's Chinatown.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Makky
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People are attracted to careless, heartless but charismatic assholes.
Or bonds after shared strife. Next time you get some friendly, make like you got no time for them.
Otherwise get a fraud certificate and go back-to-school.
Hardships come aplenty there.
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