Teresa of the Faint Smile said
Surely not.

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
And if what he told you was deceitful, hurtful and untrue?

Legend said
I visited Narnia, thank you very much!

DarkwolfX37 said
Sloppy, that's true.

DarkwolfX37 said
Oh. You're still in the experimentation stage. That explains a lot.

Legend said
Shut up!!!

Legend said
H-huh? S-stop it!

DarkwolfX37 said
It is.

DarkwolfX37 said
Here, let me help you.

DarkwolfX37 said
Here, let me help you.

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
Lies.

Legend said
H-help me what?

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
*Stands in front of you*Enough... Enough.

DarkwolfX37 said
*Walk past you*

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
*Wraps my arm around your stomach and pushes you back*Stop it. You're hurting her.

DarkwolfX37 said
*I walk up to you and kiss you on the forehead*

DarkwolfX37 said
And?

Legend said
Normally I wouldn't be creeped out, but just stop!!! I'm so straight, parabolas look at me and go "Wow, that's straight! I wish I could be that straight! Maybe if I was a linear function, I could be as straight as Isis Dynamo!"

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
That's not fair. She's done nothing to hurt you.

Teresa of the Faint Smile said
*Looks at you blankly*