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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by The Irish Tree
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ERode said
Because speeches are for the weak. My character will just /ignore after the first paragraph.


One does not simply ignore a paladin.
Especially not when Smite is ready [+]
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It must be a bitch to aim in that armor.
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But you're not a paladin. You're a piss-ass weak doctor with a slow-ass metal dog that'll probably get crumpled like an empty soda can when the giant monster steps on it.
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meanwhile Skys thinks guns are OP.

Go figure.
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Because that's Sky. And time manipulation is OP.

Get squished? lollastsecondLeifmotif
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He'll carry us all.
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ERode said
But you're not a paladin. You're a piss-ass weak doctor with a slow-ass metal dog that'll probably get crumpled like an empty soda can when the giant monster steps on it.


And this is why being the medic is the best job ever: Nobody honestly expects you to put up a fight. Unless it's Killing Floor in which case you are the savior of all mankind and can tank the Patriarch with a syringe poking out of your nostril as you Übermensch your way to victory throwing money into magma pits.
But Leonard can't do that. All he can do is sew someone's arm back on.
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ERode said
What if it feels right to write one sentence? Because you want to pull off a quick, snarky one-liner of speech? Does that give you immunity from Ande-rage?


Yes

The Irish Tree said
And this is why being the medic is the best job ever: Nobody honestly expects you to put up a fight. Unless it's Killing Floor in which case you are the savior of all mankind and can tank the Patriarch with a syringe poking out of your nostril as you Übermensch your way to victory throwing money into magma pits.But Leonard can't do that. All he can do is sew someone's arm back on.


Who needs stitches when you can just use healing magic to reattach it?
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Shoot the medic, ask questions later.

That's why I refuse to play PVP in FFXIV as heals.
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The Irish Tree said
And this is why being the medic is the best job ever: Nobody honestly expects you to put up a fight. Unless it's Killing Floor in which case you are the savior of all mankind and can tank the Patriarch with a syringe poking out of your nostril as you Übermensch your way to victory throwing money into magma pits.But Leonard can't do that. All he can do is sew someone's arm back on.

Maybe in real life. Everyone kills the medic first because A) nobody expects you to put up a fight and B) because Medics are annoying.
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Animus said
Who needs stitches when you can just use healing magic to reattach it?

Because magic can't take an arrow out. Unless it's that bullshit. In which case Leonard is literally useless.

BUT HEY AT LEAST HE CAN ALWAYS PRETEND HE'S HELPING BY FIXING UP RANDOM MOOK NPCS.
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And then they'll die from gangrene.
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Click This said
And then they'll die from gangrene.


If I'm not mistaken, maggot therapy can get rid of gangerous tissue because certain species of flies only eat dead flesh.
Also I now realize that Leonard is practically useless except for Beau, and even that ain't too impressive.
Oh well, time to find ways to be useful.
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He should just be a meatshield now. Put on a suit of meat and run around as bait for the monster.
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ERode said
He should just be a meatshield now. Put on a suit of meat and run around as bait for the monster.


He can be our cheerleader, just put on a skirt and sing us a nice, pretty motivational song!
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Get dat meat dress out and put it to good use, Tree.
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ERode said
He should just be a meatshield now. Put on a suit of meat and run around as bait for the monster.


Tatsua Aiisen said
He can be our cheerleader, just put on a skirt and sing us a nice, pretty motivational song!


Click This said
Get dat meat dress out and put it to good use, Tree.



Hope y'all step on a red lego.
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Look on the bright side.

He's so insignificant that the monsters might just outright ignore him!
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I don't get it.
It's a picture of the sky.
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Anderiel said
I don't get it.It's a picture of the sky.


Uh...look closely at the cloud. The cloud on the left.
It's a bird.
Of sorts.
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