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Azzy

Azzy woke up to the sound of his alarm clock playing the Hatikva, and calmly listened to the sound with a blank face. He took the time to stretch and rub the tired feeling from his eyes. He slid out of his bed with a grunt and trudged towards his modest closet, filled with patterned dress shirts, colorful vests and suit jackets, and semi-normal suit pants. Azzy quickly got dressed in his favorite outfit; A kaleidoscope-square patterned dress shirt, a tweed vest, gray dress-pants, and a warm coat with fur lining to fight off the New York chill. Lastly, he picked up a Kippah and smoothed it onto his head.

"Oy va'avoy..." He groaned, cracking his back before putting on a smile and walking out of his room, towards the kitchen. Grabbing a coffee cup and packed breakfast that was already set out for him and the other kids, Azzy ran out the door and to his motorcycle, off towards Medella Industries.

When the young CHRO arrived at the top floor-15 mintues early- he went immediately to his office and began eating his breakfast, waiting for the others to arrive.

'I wonder when Ach-Milo will arrive...'

Tally


Tally arrived at Medella Industries at the same time as many others, going up the cramped elevator until she reached the top floor, where only she and Mr. Sarco stepped out. She made a quick detour to Mr. Azzy's office, calling a soft, "Boker Tov!" To the man, who smiled and waved back, replying in kind. Tally, upon noticing the young man was prone to outbursts in his native tongue, looked up a few simple phrases to try and make the CHMO feel more comfortable and relaxed; Good Morning was one of them. In the past year that she's worked on the top floor, this has come to be routine in the mornings.

Tally went to her desk and turned on her inscent burner on, placing one of the wax cubes on the top. She smiled kindly at the dour Mr. Sarco as he sat at his desk two spots to her right.

Jonathan


"Damn brats polluting the air with those stupid smelling candles." Jonathan grumbled as the woman smiled at him. He glared back. He remembered the good ol' when it smelled of fine cigars and fresh newspapers; now it smelled like lavender and pansies. He growled and hunched over his desk, filing another report to the CHMO about the stupid incents messing with his ability to work.

He didn't expect it to work anymore than it did any other time.
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Maximiliano


Max set his briefcase neatly on the side of his desk, in a perfect 90 degree angle. He was careful not to scratch or scuff the leather. He looked through his planner for a bit and noticed there wasn't anything he needed to tend to immediately, so he got up and decided he was going to make himself coffee in the lounge room. On his way there he said hello to the workers that had already arrived. He looked at Tally especially and took a brief stop. After all, there was no rush to get coffee.

“I love the incense, they're very relaxing. It almost smells like a flower we had back in my home country. Grew so plentiful by my Nana's garden...it was called...” He paused and smiled and waved his hand. No name came to mind. “It's been such a long time, buried in the back of my mind somewhere.”

Jeffrey


When Jeffrey booted up his computer he was immediately reminded, yet again, that he couldn't get to reddit and his favorite community forum from the office. He sat in his chair angrily and crossed his arms. To make matters worse, he looked at Taleitha when he came in, and smiled, well at least tried to, and she just ignored him. Jeff scavenged deep in his bag he used in high school and pulled out his trusted fedora. He put it on and pulled it over his head as he logged in. So much for being a nice guy. He glanced over at where Taleitha sat and saw her talking with Max million or whatever the hell his name was. Oh that's right, girls only like bad guys. Sure, he seemed really nice or whatever but he wasn't a real gentleman. Jeff didn't want to even try asking her out because he knew he was going to get friendzoned anyway. He let out an irritated groan as he pressed rather aggressively on the keyboard.

Owen


Owen washed cool water over his face and stared into the mirror. He had just gotten to work thirty minutes ago and already spilled some coffee on his pants. Not cool at all, Owen, not cool at all. Even though they were dark brown, it still looked like he peed himself. He took a towel and started wiping at the area vigorously until the towel started shredding. “Gosh...danggit!” He hesitantly growled under his breath.

Owen got out of the bathroom and decided to go back to the lounge. Thankfully nobody grabbed his drink while he was gone. He took a seat and flipped through a hip magazine. Well, it was issued in 2011...but it was the best he could do right now. There had to be some valuable information he could gain from it.

"Best selling apps...angry birds and words with friends. It's all the rage..." Owen stroked his chin. "I wonder if it's for the PC. Hope it doesn't give me a virus..."
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"You should have been there Lulu...I mean I know your not a fan of Prog Indie Goth and Bubblegum electronic but it was amazing!" Milo clutched onto his best friend's leg as he laid on the floor, as truly cool guys are wont to do. Milo had just gotten to work and he was already tired of it. Work was a strain not only on the body, but the soul, and Milo didn't need anymore stress digging deep into his cranial spirit, man "Hey do you think my main man Jeffrey is here yet?" Milo rolled onto his back and questioned his true pal, however Lulu just shrugged and turned back to her computer. It was typical, Lulu wasn't the type to rile people up on purpose, however Milo was a different brand of rad.

He got up off the floor and dusted himself off "Well you can stay here and be boring all day, I'm gonna go find my soul brother." Milo walked off in search for Jeffrey, and after two long, painstakingly devastating minutes, he found him "Hey cutie" Milo said rather aggressively, clinging onto Jeffrey protectively "How's your butthole hangin' sweetie?"
Lulu


Lulu was never the kind of girl to outright destroy a person, not like Milo. His attempts at getting to Jeffrey with, what she liked to call, "absolute gay no-homo terror"....or perhaps that was the title of her next underground hit? If it isn't it should be, just edgy enough to draw in the youth yet subtle enough in it's promises of not only love, but pure adrenaline. It would be a love ballad for sure, with heavy glam rock vibes and touches of Hardcore Rap and Pop-Metal. For sure it would be different than anything she tried before, how would the death metal screams mix with the preteen dubstep beat? Well, no one ever got anywhere without taking a couple risks.

Lulu stopped her current thoughts, and thus the narration, to write down a couple lines for her next hit underground single, "Is This Absolute Gay No-Homo Terror (or Am I Falling in Love With Your Sick Beat?)"

After a couple minutes, Lulu finished writing a couple lines and decided to take a break, forgetting about her previous reflections on Milo and Jeffrey, which was actually not to bad since she didn't know where she was going with that anyway. Lulu contemplated the cold, unnerving meaning of working an office job and selling your soul to the government masters that were green and frail, dead presidents and crumpled wads of paper in the warm pockets of the youth just waiting to be traded away for something frivolous, an ice cream cone or an action figure. "I need....some coffee to escape...this concrete hell" Lulu muttered to herself, then got up and slowly, but coolly, shuffled her way towards the lounge.

It was there that she spotted Owen. Lulu wouldn't have talked to him, had she not noticed the magazine in his hands. She made her way towards him and snatched the magazine right out of the older, less cool, man's hands "Woah....how...vintage....retro chic even....to bad it's mainstream shit," She crumpled up the magazine and tossed it in the trash, then looked at Owen "Did you....piss on yourself? That's so....nonconformist"
Sadie


Sadie had already been at the offices long before anyone else. In fact, there was even a rumor that her peppy behavior causes her to sleep in the offices overnight, but that was completely unproven and if another rumor like that floats around her lawyer would have to get involved for the blatant slander on her name. However, she wasn't blaming anyone for this rumor, especially not that jealous asshole Jennifer interning on the 17th floor.

Nevertheless, Sadie was at the office bright and early, however she didn't really think anyone noticed. In fact, she was certain that no one noticed. She had watched Owen walk out of the bathroom with that weird brown pee stain and he didn't say anything. She watched Tally turn on her incenses and she didn't say anything. She literally stood in Jonathan's office for 30 minutes and he didn't say a word. However, it was hard to tell with him, he probably couldn't see or hear her since he was so old and generally close to death.

Despite that, Sadie put on her peppiest smile and walked through the office as if she hadn't a care in the world. She walked past Jeffrey's office and noticed his boyfriend was with him, so she didn't try to disturb him. Plus the whole "hanging butthole" thing really got to her. Instead, she headed over to Tally's office and tried to insert herself into the conversation about flowers with Maximiliano "Ha! Flowers! I love Flowers! Love 'em! I eh.....back when I was younger I uh..." Oh shoot, Sadie didn't know a damn thing about flowers, she sat around awkwardly, somewhat upset with herself but refusing to leave. She felt like a burden on society, much like that jealous asshole Jennifer interning on the 17th floor who she knows stole her cute pink flower hair clip she could have totally used to join the conversation fuck you Jennifer.
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Azzy

Having already become bored with the paperwork in his office, Azzy walked out his door and towards the bullpen. He passed Mr. Max and Tally, who had just been joined by Sadie. The fragrance hit his nose and he paused momentarily to take in the familiar scent. Azzy loved lavender; His mother always grew and crushed lavender to add scents to the house, and she always seems to have at least one stalk with her.

He passed Ach-Milo, who was once again torturing that fedora fellow- Azzy still never learned his name do to the man's antisocial and frankly rude remarks; Azzy stayed away- and paused when he heard paper being crumpled. He looked over to see Lulu toss Owen's magazine in the trash. With a frown, Azzy took a step towards the two to try and figure out the problem-

"There you are!"

-Maybe not.

Tally

"I'm sure that you'll find that memory at some point, Mr. Max." Tally smiled at the older man. "I'd recommend some great meditation techniques that I've developed, if you're willing to listen. Scents are so important and can even trigger memories, so if you remember this flower-"

"Ha! Flowers! I love Flowers! Love 'em! I eh.....back when I was younger I uh..." Tally briefly let the shock come over her face before she once again schooled her expression to that of calm interest. She hadn't even seen the young intern walk up to her cubicle, and her exuberance in the otherwise calm atmosphere was a bit of a jolt.

"Did you pick them?" She asked with a small smile. "We didn't have flowers at my apartment, but I would take walks in the park and sit on the bench with the most flowers around them. Sometimes I'd pick them and keep them in my hair." Tally's smile grew a little. "Flowers are wonderful, don't you agree Mr. Max?" She asked the man, hoping he would join in in saving the young intern from embarrassment.

Jonathan

"There you are!" Jonathon called out to his CHRO. "Mr. Medella! How long are you going to ignore my reports of this- this...pollution in the office!" Jonathan exclaimed to the bewildered young man. His voice was raised and his face was reddening, and he would draw attention without a doubt. Azeti raised his hands in a placating manner, giving Jonathan a small smile.

"Aw, Mr. Sarco it's not that bad. It's a calming scent and no one else has complained. Work hasn't dropped and we're actually ahead of schedule on most of our paperwor-"

"Listen here you little upstart, that pansy shit doesn't help anyone in this office. All it does is make me tired and pisses me off. If you-" He poked Azeti's chest and the younger man took a step back, his smile gone and a bewildered look in it's place. "-don't do something about it, I'm going to go straight your father. How do you think he'll feel that his own little bastard can't even get rid of some damn smelling candles to improve the work environment!? Hmm?"
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Maximiliano


Tally was going to recommend some great meditation tips when she suddenly was interrupted by another co-worker. It was Sadie, a peppy young lady who Max didn't know much about, but sometimes she seemed to be a bit nervous. She started going on about flowers, but then looked like she was backing out of the conversation suddenly. He was sure the meditation talk with Tally wasn't going to come back up again, but it was alright, Max was too embarrassed to try something like crossing his legs and clasping his hands and chanting – he just wasn't that kind of guy.

Max smiled and agreed with Tally. “It's very true, flowers are natures most wonderful blessings. Which flowers are your favorite, Miss Sadie?”

Jeffrey


What. The. Freaking hell? Jeffrey wasn't sure how to respond, especially since he'd never been hit on by a guy before, because you know, he never hung out with the likes of gay guys. With a deep inhale he looked around cautiously hoping no one would see them, because you know he totally didn't swing that way. Of course maybe if Milo was a girl he'd consider, and he'd like to think Milo would look something like Lulu as a woman, and of course Asian women were pretty hot.

Much to his demise, one of the young and good looking co-workers, Sadie, was coming through the aisles and looked their direction. She seemed to catch on to that “How's your butthole hanging” remark and Jeffrey just wanted to DIE. He clenched his teeth and turned around to face his admirer.

“I think you have me mistaken for someone else, like, I don't know, someone who actually swings that way. Because I don't. I don't swing that way.”

He tried to sound as loud as possible, but it looked like nobody was really around anymore. Great.

Owen


Owen was surprised to find his magazine stolen right from his own hands, right when he was learning about internet subculture. It was answering his questions about what his son meant when he wouldn't stop saying “you mad bro?” a couple months ago, that was for sure. Owen's mouth hung open when he saw Lulu, who was much younger than him and hardly really associated with him. “Is there...something you want?” He began mumbling, but she had already turned around and threw his magazine in the trash. Uh, did he offend her in some kind of way? Owen was confused, but tried listening to her explanation about retro and mainstream “shit”, but he still didn't get it. Getting in touch with the hip and cool things might have been a lot harder than he thought.

“Did you....piss on yourself? That's so....nonconformist.”

Owen immediately got up from the couch and tensed up.

“I...I um...I didn't...”

He didn't want to stop and think about what nonconformist meant, but at the current moment in time he just felt really attacked and her tone didn't sound too welcoming.

"That wasn't...too nice of you...!"

Owen got a bit too emotional and teared up, turning around and running out of the lounge. He couldn't believe he just got bullied by someone young like that. It wasn't his fault he wasn't cool, but he at least tried to be.

On the way down the halls, he slowed down after noticing Johnathan and Azeti talking about something serious. And Johnathan was sure looking angry, even poking the guys chest and calling him a pansy. He wanted to go around them, but they were in the middle of the hallway. Besides he didn't want them to notice his tears. He turned around and looked at a framed painting on the wall, pretending he wasn’t there.
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Lulu


Just like that, another man left Lulu on her own. Not that she really minded, as much as she appreciated Owen's unique stance on clean pants, he was still just part of the mainstream wannabe sheeple looking for a quick buck under the big bad capitalism machine. His story was one she had heard many times: loser father tries and fails to reconnect with his disgusting follower children. It was all too typical, it was almost tragic. Yet Owen would not allow himself to be released from his personal hell. She was only trying to enlighten him, but alas, it's impossible to shine light on one so dim.

"The masses...need savior, not enlightenment." Lulu mused to herself, coincidentally also naming her breakout single of 2013 from her album You Can Never Abandon Your Fears: There's Nothing Worse Than A Forgetful Mind.

After musing on another soul lost, Lulu actually made the coffee she had come to get in the first place. It was bitter and cold, reminding her of dreams lost and promises broken. If this were being written by someone, one would expect the writer to make a "bitter and cold like her heart" joke. However, the hypothetical writer of this hypothetical story isn't going to make that joke at all so don't wait for it. the hypothetical writer would have known that would have been the easiest route for a punchline to that exposition, but it's not going to happen get off of the hypothetical writer's back okay? Either way it doesn't matter, because this is a real thing that's happening right now, and not a story. Anyway.

Lulu stood in the lounge for what felt like however long it would have taken to read a hypothetical fourth wall break, but soon the scenery bored her. She made her way to Jeffrey's cubical, knowing she would find Milo there.

"Hey Milo, leave...the nasty man alone...I need to tell you something," Lulu said, kicking Milo's side to get his attention.

"Owen...shit is pants...in front of me."

Just because Lulu didn't like openly destroying people, didn't mean she didn't like tricking other people into doing it. Lulu then decided to throw her coffee onto Jeffrey's computer, just to keep it interesting and quirky.

Milo

Milo listened to Jeffrey's rant to the very end, waiting for what felt like 10 months to finally answer him.

"Dude, I don't really see why your trying to hide? I mean this is a safe space, most the people working here are gay. I mean I don't know if that's true but like...it probably is. Like we get it you don't swing that way, and by that way I mean the straight way. We know you're gay."

He gripped his fedora wearing target even harder, but before he could start to sing the love ballad he had composed specifically for him, Lulu walked in. If you're wondering, it would have been called Is This Absolute Gay No-Homo Terror (or Am I Falling in Love With Your Sick Beat?), which is a fantastic name for a song. However he had the vague feeling that a year ago Lulu had thought the exact same thing. Milo shrugged the feeling off, maybe he was imagining this deja vu feeling, he did feel like nobody had moved in 10 months.

Once Lulu told Milo about Owen's predicament however, all thought of love ballads fled his mind. He squealed, honest to God, and left go of Jeffrey.

"So someone finally had the guts to do it huh? Owen's so cool man, he's defying all the norms! I gotta tell Azzy about this! Nothing good has happened to this place in like, 10 months" Milo declared and, after looking at the camera for five minutes, began sprinting towards the direction he saw Azzy heading before.

Once he reached Azzy, he noticed Owen apparently trying to blend into the wall and Mr. Sarco ripping Azzy a new one. Never one to abide by general social cues, Milo proceeded to walk up to Owen and wrap his hand around his shoulder. He smiled warmly at the old man, before directing his gaze at Azzy and Mr. Sarco.

"Yo! Azzy! Sarco-roni! Lulu told me Owen here just shit everywhere in this building! Isn't that wild?"

Sadie


Sadie silently thanked the other two for ignoring her awkwardness and composed herself. She smiled warmly at her older coworkers "I love all flowers! There's like little gifts wrapped up in pretty packages I guess! Except for those really bad smelling ones, those are gross. They still deserve our respect though uwu!"

Before she could somehow say "uwu" out loud again, Sadie cringed as Milo screamed about Owen shitting his pants. She looked over her shoulder, somewhat confused, why would such a distinguished man admit to that? Sadie would have done more, but she had a vague uneasy feeling that somewhere a role play reply was getting way too long, so she stayed where she was for now.

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Azeti's head whipped up towards Milo when his younger brother called out to him from a little ways down the hall. He let his exasperation and disgust show for the slightest second at his brother's crass exclamation. He quickly covered it up with his usual grin and walked over to them, patting Sarco on the shoulder as he passed the older man.

"I think we'd be smelling it if he truly did that, Ach-Milo," Azzy admonished. "Taleitha's inscents can only cover up so much smell." he looked over to Owen and gave him a once over. "However, you do have a stain on your pants." He tilted his head. "hmm...there are some changes of clothes and belts in the cabinet closest to the door in my office, feel free to grab what you need to be more comfortable." He said with a warm smile to the older man. He then put an arm around his brother and steered him back towards Lulu. On the way back to the cubicles he whispered in his brother's ear.

"Todah rabah, Ach-milo, you got me out of there without true confrontation." He spoke up in thanks, trying not to show that he was shaken, before reaching Lulu and the fedora-boy. "Lulu! Always a pleasure. Mr....." He trailed off wit a small smile, not bothering to ask for the boy's name.

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"Oh dear." Tally tilted her head at the young Medella's exclamation. "Excuse me you two, it seems I need to light more inscents." She turned back into her desk and took a stick-inscent out, striking a match and watching the smoke waft off the burning stick. "Now, where were we?" She asked as she turned to face them again.

Jonathan


"Damn spoiled brats always interfering so I can never get a prope- aagh!" Sarco stopped as he grabbed his chest. He grabbed his pill case and quickly crushed and swallowed three dry, the ache in his chest receding as he leaned against the wall. "Damn kids and their... damn health...damn...smelly sticks...fuck." The man rested his head against the wall and glared in the Medella childrens' direction.
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Max followed every bit of Sadie's words with a content nod and smile, though his confusing must have shown to her abrupt noise she ended her conversation with. It was so distracting that it made him completely forget what she said. Something about flowers in packages? Max wouldn't know because the strange cat (?) noise she made kept replaying over and over in his head. To top it all off, the trio's attentions turned their co-worker, Milo, announcing that Owen had just soiled his underpants. Max's eyes grew so big with shock, he was temporarily unable to say anything, even if there was anything to say. Tally must have also felt the same way, because she eventually decided to go back to her desk. Max prided himself in generally being able to take any kind of situation, but that was truly a mood ruiner. He felt so bad for Owen, though—he'd have to have a private chat with him and recommend some good doctors he knew of.

“I apologize as well—but I think I've forgotten to catch up on some work. Let's talk again later?” he waved, smiled, then lost all his gusto as he collapsed into his desk chair.

Jeffrey


It was a no-brainer that Milo's attempts to get Jeffrey to feel to “come out of the closet” were not going to work on Jeffrey—because of course, he wasn't gay! And no, not even Bi or whatever people identified themselves with these days. (Jeffery wouldn't know because he wasn't gay.) But, for some reason unbeknownst to himself, Jeffrey felt a little odd. It was almost like time stopped, in more ways than one. For some reason, his pulse had quickened and his blood must have rushed to his head due to his cheeks and ears feeling abnormally hot. This was bad. What the hell was wrong with him?

Jeffrey found himself thinking; did Milo's face always look like that? The way Milo had looked at him in the eyes, with an expression Jeffrey could know was genuine, like Milo actually cared about him, forgetting of course the circumstances of the conversation, but Jeffrey appreciated it. He really liked it.

The more he gazed at Milo pitifully attempting to comfort him or something, he just desperately felt like getting away—not because he was really offended (like he should have been) but it more like every touch from Milo was suffocating. He was getting this feeling that he couldn't help but want it to last...

It all, thankfully, crashed down abruptly when Lulu succeeded in getting Milo's attention. Jeffrey scoffed at hearing her ask to “leave the nasty man alone” before tuning out of their conversation. Now that Milo's attention was off of him, he could finally cool his head and get his damn self together. He sighed, re-adjusted his fedora, and gazed at his monitor. He wasn't able to invest into his alone time for too long, because soon after spacing out, he noticed that the HR guy was trying to speak to him. Jeffrey just gave him a small acknowledgement before desperately waiting for him to stop staring in his direction. He logged back into his computer to open up a spreadsheet in one window, then a not-so-work savory subreddit in another. Half-naked anime girls of course—what else?

Owen


The moment Owen heard Milo call out such a disastrously embarrassing thing—Owen wanted to crawl in a large hole, specifically one of those underground fallout shelters, and cry for about 4 years. How could Lulu say such a thing to Milo and spread gossip like that? Why did Lulu have such a huge beef with him? It must have been when she threw his magazine in the trash not too long ago, and Owen still couldn't wrap his head around why she would do it. He hated to admit it, but it all must be the fault of dreaded generational age gap.

He was thankful though for the kindness and benefit of doubt coming from none other than Azeti, the amiable HR team member. He believed that Milo was related to him in some way as well, but Owen didn't know for sure. He definitely felt a little better than Azeti was able to de-myth the pants-soiling rumor and send him on his way someplace to change his clothes. He mumbled a weary “thanks” before going off on his way, hoping that when he came back, this little episode would be forgotten by the rest of the crew.
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