*taps microphone* Is this thing on? Yes? Oh, okay. *ahem*

Good day dear reader! My name is Glitch and it's been a while since I've been here. I could give you a long, run-down story about how I used to be on this forum and left it at some point during a pivotal point in my personal life, only to run back crying because my creative juices can't find a hole in this bucket it's been flooding into, but that's just the epitome of boring, innit?

SO! Short version: I'm back! In all seriousness it's been quite a while since I've written anything so I'm not entirely confident in myself at the moment, but I hope that that uncertainty will be proven sorely misplaced soon! I hope to sollicit the crucial help of one or more of you for that c:

I'm a starting Dungeon Master in a D&D campaign and as a DM should, I love to create worlds and throw challenges at characters in them! It's just so much fun to see what crazy things people can come up with when they're in a pinch. Improvising (and telling the story of) how a bunch of flying sheep wreak havoc upon a battlefield between two factions is both entertaining and challenging.

If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a rant :3

I'll stop here. Hello again RPG! :D

Greetings and salutations!

I do not know you, nor do I wear breeches - for I am a Scotsman and garb myself in the Highland clothing, but a hearty welcome back to you. :)

Many thanks Highlander!

I admit I am not familiar with Scottish etiquette but I presume it includes spirits of some kind. So let me get you an ale my friend!

Ale? ALE?!

My good friend, a dram of whiskey, single malt, would go much further.

My apologies! *dabbles off and returns with a single malt, as requested*

There we go. Huzzah, cheers, and all that stuff! *clinkies*

Welcome back to RPG, Glitch!

You are quite the dashing bear.

Goodness gracious me, Karoline! I'm humbled by a compliment from an enchanting young lady like yourself! Many thanks and delighted to make your acquaintance.

@Glitch Hello!

My breeches have been held on to, thanks for the warning! ^.^

I'd offer you membership in the Cool Hat Society, but it looks like you're already in.

Goodness gracious me, Karoline! I'm humbled by a compliment from an enchanting young lady like yourself! Many thanks and delighted to make your acquaintance.

Awww, not only dashing but a gentleman.

I hope you find yourself some good roleplays to partake in.

Happy holidays, Glitch. :)

@CallMeChaotix A warned man counts for two they say! While I don't know you well enough to call you a schizophrenic I daresay you have the kindness and welcoming appeal of two of the best of individuals! Many thanks for the welcome! ^^

@Sombrero I could only call myself a member of such a club because you introduced me to it. You are my Cool-Hat-Mentor, one might say! Cheers to you my friend!

@Karoline While all roleplays in my mind are good in some way, if I can't find a good one - I'll make one! Thanks for the warm wishes Karoline and I hope you enjoy the jolliest month of the year too! c:

@Glitch You really are a gentleman, wait. Did you say my brain thinks of reality a different way?

That's a little hurtful. I thought you were complimenting me back, which you did. But..

I'm confused now..

I only see the part where you called me kind actually nice. :c (I'm joking, not actually offended.)

In all honesty, 'normal' people are tedious and superficial. If I call you crazy, that means you're awesome!

That makes me seem crazy.

Which is poetic and at the same time... Ironically crazy.

God, I love words.

@Glitch Don't we all?

I like you, you're very classy, @Glitch

Urbandictionary:
Classy
[...]
2) a deeper, more meaningful word for 'cool'

Shit son... I'm meaningfully cool.

Nawthankies :3

@Glitch I say Banana.

You say "Banana"

Banana!

Banana!

What?