5/7. That's a perfect score, right?

1. I need the fine print; what's the 10% I get to keep?
2. Yes.
3. Well, uh, I mean, uh, that doesn't matter; this is a great nation and we will rebuild.

1. Favorite kind of table?
2. Wanna buy a hot dog?
3. Favorite type of perfume/cologne you like to smell on your love interest?

1. Seeing Star Wars Episode 27
2. A pen, for it is mightier than the sword.
3. You tell me, bub.

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1. If you could only listen to one song again, which would you pick?
2. Ever been in love?
3. What made you click on this thread? Curiosity about others? Sheer boredom?

1. Stairway to Heaven, Led Zepplin
2. Yep
3. Gonna have to with sheer boredom

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1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is your name?
3. What is the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

1. Blue
2. James
3. 42

1. First website you rolplayed on?
2. 2nd favorite meal
3. A movie you couldn't make it ten minutes through before turning it off?

(FUCK! NINjA'd!)

Here
Fried ramen with soy sauce
A Serbian Film...just..no

Did you ever have a threesome?
What metal band do you consider extremely overrated?
Can you help me kill somebody if I paid you good enough?

@Flightless_Soul

No, I'm too boring for that.
Slayer or whatever shitlord stuff the kids are listening to.
I may be boring, but I have standards.

Have you traveled outside of the country?
Have you ever just wanted to fuck off and leave from where you are now?
Rara or Rarara?

Did you ever have a threesome?

What metal band do you consider extremely overrated?

Can you help me kill somebody if I paid you good enough?

No, I've only ever been with one person. Though if I ever find some hot ladies with an open mind...

Most metal bands tbh. Except Metallica! They are epic.

Hell Yeah! *cough* um no... That's wrong.... *whispers* we'll talk later.

Hopefully these are decent questions...

1: What's your biggest phobia?

2: What always, no matter what, brings a smile to your face?

3: Are you okay?

Shoot, late post. Sorry. >.<

I'll just answer both then.

1. Nope, want to though
2. Yes, and I almost. Up until last week, I was planning on moving from Texas all the way to Jersey
3. Tara

1. When people touch my things. I have everything where I want it to be.
2. My uncle was pretty good at that, but cheese and eggs now.
3. I'm alright, I guess.

1. The theme of your favorite roleplay?
2. Ever wanted to travel in space?
3. Most uncomfortable position you've ever been in.

Fantasy apocalyptic setting where random individuals would attempt to stop the apocalypse, which could only be accomplished by becoming a god, which could only be accomplished by killing a pantheon. I became that god, I stopped the apocalypse and became the eternal watcher of the world. Incidentally, this was also my first finished roleplay.

Yes. Because space. I don't care if it's a one way trip, I'd do it. Because space.

15 years old, had been smoking weed, came home and my parents were immediately like, "What's that smell?" Several minutes went by as they kept sniffing about, asked me why I smelled strange, looked at me weirdly... Eventually they just let me go. I've no idea if they knew I'd been smoking weed, but all that matters is that I got away unscathed.

1. Do you like waffles?
2. Do you like pancakes?
3. What is your opinion of the eventual heat death of the universe?

1: They are okay
2: They are okay
3: I'll have to google around and find out what the bible says about it.

Ok, so questions

1: If you could eat one animal, any animal, at least once without anybody judging you, what would it be?
2: If you had a time machine, which are the first historical figures you would A: Have a conversation with. B: Kick their ass. C: Have consensual intercourse with?
3: If you could go back and choose a person, any person, to be your childhood mentor, who would they be and what effect do you think they would have had on your growing up?

1: I would want to eat myself a Welsh Corgi marinated in a light Worcestershire/soy sauce mix. Served over a bed of roast potato wedges and boiled cabbage.

2: First, the Conversation. I would like to talk with the Roman Emperor Nerō Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Over a glass of his favorite lead infused red wine. Second, the ass kicking. sorry Arminius, my boot + your ass is how it would go. Last, the shagging. Hmm, I'm on a Roman Roll so it'd have to be Alexander the Great. Because those statues make that man look delicious.

#HasNoShame

3: John Wayne; I can never be as much of a man as he was. But, perhaps basking in his holy presence will bless me later in my life so that I can be a 1/10th of the man he was.

May He Rest in Peace.

Questions!

1: What kind of pie would you bring to this company? Do you think that it will impact the way we do business?

2: If you had to be sacrificed to any deity, fictional or historical, what would it/they be?

3: What is your favorite Michal Jackson song?

1. Blueberry.

2. Nothing, because sacrifices are painful.

3. Human Nature.

Questions.

1. What kind of video games would you play?

2. Do you drink Mountain Dew and eat Doritos?

3. Do you sniff people's underwear?

1. Survival horror and RPGs mostly, or anything that has stealth elements.

2. I drink Sprite and eat the brains of orphaned children.....and doritos

3. yes NO!!

1. Have you ever failed your driver's test?

2. Wouldn't it be awesome to be ruled by telepathic squid overlords?

3. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

1. Nope
2. Nah
3. The world may never know
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1. If you could commit any crime, what would it be?
2. What did you want to be when you were little?
3. Describe your perfect day.

I would steal North Korea.

A superhero. Also a chef. Also an artist. All at once.

My perfect day would be waking up, working out, hanging out with friends, going to my job, having fun, normal stuff that doesn't make me feel bad happen, then going to get some tea or something with friends, then going home, watching tv while having a nice dinner, then going to bed at a reasonable time. It would be a nice, winter day with some light snow, brisk wind, and with everyone feeling just as good as me. The Santas would be ringing their bells for donations, there would be no trash on the ground, I don't come home to hear about a school shooting or more "can't stump the Trump" bullshit, and nobody attempts to fuck me over. Well, so far I have the waking up part down (mostly.)

1. Say you have one million dollars for a week. What would you do with it? The effects of your actions continue even after the week ends, and anything you purchase you will keep (though, if it has an expensive monthly charge then it will be repossessed.)

2. You've learned that you have the magnificent magic power of respawning within thirty feet of your previous body. What do you do with this power?

3. For...reasons, how would you pull off the heist to steal North Korea.

1: I would purchase real estate, sit on it, and sell it before the taxes come due.

2: Probably the same thing I already do. The process of dying sounds painful despite the promise of revival.

3: I hear they like Choco-pies. I would use Choco-pies.

Ok, questions.

1: Name the smallest bribe you would take to sell out and completely betray the value that is most important to you. I don't mean a single person or piece of property either. Assume that you will be effective and that whatever this value is would be completely undone by your betrayal.

2: Assuming that the movie or set of movies is completely faithful and altogether well made, what single book or book series would you choose to translated into film?

3: It is 2050, and Iceland has melted. You are a the leader of the most powerful nation on earth, and all other nations are blaming you for what has happened to Iceland and are threatening the complete economic and political isolation of your regime. How do you respond?

1. A couple of pork chops. Temporary mediocre satisfaction is enough to sway me away from lasting bonds and trusts. I might die alone with no allies or honor, but at least I died with a happy stomach. Not many people can say that.

2. The Caretaker Trilogy, by David Klass (Firestorm, Whirlwind, Timelock).

3. A whole island melting? How the hell are we still alive if conditions on Earth are so terrible that land itself is melting?

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1. Quickly, look in the closest mirror. What do you see?

2. Assume you are a feudal lord and some peasants dressed in potato sacks are knocking on your castle doors. What is your preferred method of disposing of them?

3. How do I download videos from Youtube?

1. The mirror shattered
2. See what they want. If it's not important, have them escorted away
3. You go to google and then type that question in

1. Happy Holiday or Merry Christmas?
2. What's your favorite thing to shit post?
3. Favorite word?