A few mild dribblings of spittle managed to wind their way down Rick's chin, his glazed eyes wandering to and from one end of the cosmos to the next as some part of him must have considered the question at hand.
"Tur-Turns out Mr. Poopybutthole doesn't know how to drive Morty, I asked him to land the ship for us, and he- *bLURp* ended up putting a-a hole in his spleen." At the second question Rick furrowed his brow and tried to concentrate, his hand rising up and giving him another ice cold lick of delicious ice cream as he turned the wheel of the space car gently to counteract the now approaching gravitational forces.
"... Morty, until the council of Ricks came to collect you on planet Vorpchunks, did you even know there was a council? I-I mean, it's a council of Ricks Morty, just a bunch of Ricks Rickin' each other off... Not even giving a Rick... I mean, hell Morty, they didn't even bother to *BluRp* wipe y̴o҉ur̡ ̕m͟em̕ory̧..."
Rick veered the steering wheel, his eyes glancing at one of the meters just as it began to show the faintest of readings. Rick pulled the ship into a dive, the g-forces shifting oddly.
"Guess we're gonna have to stop at the candy store early..."
"Tur-Turns out Mr. Poopybutthole doesn't know how to drive Morty, I asked him to land the ship for us, and he- *bLURp* ended up putting a-a hole in his spleen." At the second question Rick furrowed his brow and tried to concentrate, his hand rising up and giving him another ice cold lick of delicious ice cream as he turned the wheel of the space car gently to counteract the now approaching gravitational forces.
"... Morty, until the council of Ricks came to collect you on planet Vorpchunks, did you even know there was a council? I-I mean, it's a council of Ricks Morty, just a bunch of Ricks Rickin' each other off... Not even giving a Rick... I mean, hell Morty, they didn't even bother to *BluRp* wipe y̴o҉ur̡ ̕m͟em̕ory̧..."
Rick veered the steering wheel, his eyes glancing at one of the meters just as it began to show the faintest of readings. Rick pulled the ship into a dive, the g-forces shifting oddly.
"Guess we're gonna have to stop at the candy store early..."