Ask a specific question, get a vague answer!

As the title says, ask a specific question and answer a vague response. 

Example:

"What kind of car do you drive?"

"A large one."

"What's your shoe size?

"Big."

Got it? Get it? good. Let's begin!

How old are you?

"A large one."

What's your shoe size?

"A large one."

What's your shoe size?@Vilageidiotx

Not zero.

What year did Jesus Christ die for our sins?

ur mum's weight

Boomba didi didi dum didi dum?

Uh, sure, okay.

How much would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could?

Lots.

How many Suns could you eat if you were able to eat a Sun?

A few.

What is the distance from Earth to the Moon?

About that much.

But what's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

Something.

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

It got twitchy.

When was Russian-born American sci-fi author Isaac Asimov at his most productive?

When he wrote a lot.

Was the Roswell crash in the 1950's actually aliens or a weather balloon?

Ask Jesus.

Why is the sky always light blue at daytime, but never at night?

Probably something to do with sunlight.

How many missing persons are reported in Western Australia annually compared to bodies found?

Why don't we ask the missing people?

Why has my dog not barked for weeks?

It can't find the tree. 

What did I do last night?

Ask a specific question, get a vague answer!

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Koda

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AtlasRedfox Temporarily lost.....

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