_{(After posting to the wrong place >_>}

Wtf is up with RPGuild and Cheap UK furniture?
Is RPGuild suddenly a prime advertisement of the demographic furniture makes want to appeal to?
Is there a secret wooden chair fetish community hidden in RPGuild that I'm not aware of?
Is this actually the work of Mahz and the business he's starting up? Maybe one of the people who reguarly go on this site are actually trying to advertise their shop or something here.
Is it actually some strange, secret code telling us about the Lizardmen Free Illuminate Mason Martian threat no one knows of yet?
Its is some secret recruitment tool for ISIS, promising people 72 faggots of virgin wood in death? Maybe the CIA, MI6, KBG, etc?
Are the wooden chairs even real? Are they even made of wood?
Should we all start investing in tinfoil hats and cheesewiz guns?

It's part of Cicada 3301.

It's part of Cicada 3301.

It is the end goal of Cicada 3301.

Furniture sales are an intense game.

Is there a secret wooden chair fetish community hidden in RPGuild that I'm not aware of?

We are not secret.

We are not hidden.

We are many.

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

We are not secret.

We are not hidden.

We are many.

We are legion?

Is it something like Chair Fuckers Anonymous?

I know that there are some desperate people on RPGuild, but I didn't expect people to be THAT desperate. And here I was thinking Japan came up with all the weird kinks.