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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Agent B52
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Just for the record, not dead. Expect a post of mine tomorrow.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Jb
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@Vahir You were on 18 hours ago, and yet have not even popped in to tell us/me what's happening? Please do not post in this RP again, and I'll see that the Endoran 3rd get a proper death, cheers.

If you have any problem, then please feel free to PM me.

@Sarpedon@Agent B52 Nae bother, guys, I know you're good for it. :)
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@Jbcool so I was going to work on a post, but apparently I have to pack up a bunch of shit for work. I will post this evening, though, hopefully right after supper.
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One thing I will say, to @agentmanatee and @Bright_Ops in particular, is that - although all your posts are of exceptional quality, and I couldn't have asked for a better bunch - we do appear to be lacking a little in 'humanity'.

Pour example, both Ninke and Belgond are fresh-faced recruits from regiments that have no even seen an Ork, let alone fought then, and yet their regiments have been ripped apart by seven-to-nine foot tall beasts and they still have time for a love story; not only this, but they managed to take out a killa kan! Two recruits.

Quite a feat...might give you medals after all!

I apologise if it seems like I'm nitpicking, but all you need do is watch some scenes from classic WWII films, or Band of Brothers/Saving Private Ryan, and you can feel the emotion. Sadly, as writers rather than filmmakers, we need to convey this through text.

Okay, pseudo-rant over now.

Thanks for reading.
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... um... uh... well.. you see... um... I... um... coping mechanisms? zealotry? ... Bad writing...

Forgive us oh great and powerful god Emperor! I HAVEN'T WRITTEnREALISTICALLY ENOUGH!

I DISHONOUR MY FAMIRY!!!

This RPer has commited sedoku
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Lord Coake
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Also here, working on a post, but kinda hit a block. I'll keep working through it though.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Sarpedon
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@agentmanatee Sudoku is those math puzzles. sepuku or hara-kiri is the one where you murder yourself. Auto-defenstration is probably your best bet though.

@Lord Coake PM me if you wanna collab on killing all the orkses

Also: Fuck me, the doge is a medical officer, we're all fucked...
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ozymandias
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The 'commit sudoku' thing is an internet meme ;) people intentionally mix up seppuku and sudoku.

Also, doge?
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@Ozymandias Oh, okay, never heard that one before.

A youtuber I follow by the name of Drift0r has a Shiba Inu named Ozymandias, and it often participates in his videos claiming to be "MLG". You showed up with the same name, so I'm going to go ahead and assume you're a doge XD
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Ahhh, I see :D My name is eponymous of a Percy Shelley poem. I'd much rather it was related to dogs (doooogs!!).
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Right, that's where I'd heard it. I couldn't remember so I jumped from literature to youtube XD

I want a dog...
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ozymandias
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Caught up with the IC posts now. Will post when the second wave goes in.
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Still waiting on @agentmanatee and @Bright_Ops, but I'll get us to the cathedral anyway; you've been reprieved, gentlemen...for now. Please note, there are several platoons of Tushiena already at the Cathedral.

Sadly, @Tenlock, unless @Agent B52 posts any time soon, there'll be no reinforcements for your Elysians. The Endorans are going to be massacred due to an abscence of a player, so let's hope that armoured column can get to you in time!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by agentmanatee
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@Jbcool actually doing our post now
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@agentmanatee

OH, SNAP! :O

Cool...cool-cool-cool.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Bright_Ops
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@Jbcool

Be patient man. We've got a good thing coming.

EDIT: How's that?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by agentmanatee
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@Jbcool Remember how Bright rolled for Belgond and got 1 reroll? I got that... and got basically the same result... Ninke was not as lucky as Belgond... but hey, we have our first dismemberment! yay...
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What was it that Belgond survived? I'm assuming it was for the Killa Kan scenario.
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No, during the artillery run he rolled a one, and then a 100. SSo a shell dropped in front of him, and was a dud

My rolls were 6 and 25, both in the range of 'disfiguring injusry'
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Ah, I see! I like the idea of incorporating dice rolls into writing, that's a very nice idea (which I may borrow, depending on the situation).
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