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Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Polymorpheus
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

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Go on an adventure.

Problem: It's summer.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Rusalka El Telefono Publico

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Solution: Go back outside and remind yourself it's still winter

Problem: There's a rabid badger in my house.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MeredithMartin
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MeredithMartin

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Solution: Kill it.
Problem: Batman doesn't love me anymore.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Polymorpheus
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dirty Dan
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Dirty Dan boo

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Solution: kys
Problem: I got the shits.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Pia
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Pia

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Solution: Let it be. Think of it as a free body cleanse. You'll thank your body later.
Problem: I'm lazy.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Polymorpheus
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MeredithMartin
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MeredithMartin

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Solution: Find a female ghost and make out with her.
Problem: I broke the internet.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by WilsonTurner
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WilsonTurner AKA / OfWindAndRain

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Solution: Do 10 push-ups, then feel good about not being completely lazy.
Problem: I'm a ghost, and no one can sense me.


Solution: Find an insane person that believes they're surrounded by ghosts, and have meaningful, if unusual, conversations with them.

Solution: Find a female ghost and make out with her.
Problem: I broke the internet.


Solution: I just used the internet, so it obviously isn't broken.

Problem: I happen to be unable to cast magic.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Polymorpheus
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by WilsonTurner
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WilsonTurner AKA / OfWindAndRain

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Solution: Google it.
Problem: I've recently become a zombie, but I've been working at a morgue to get all my braaaaaaaains, but I don't know if I'm consuming enough graaaaaaaaains. How do I tell if I need more graaaaaaains? Do I eat as much graaaaaaaaains as I do braaaaaaains?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by CaptnCaptn
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CaptnCaptn

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Solution: Just go to the farm and eat all the grains you like.

Problem: A 4D particle is becoming very very very unstable.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ButtsnBalls
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ButtsnBalls Goderator

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S: Make it 3D. And for future reference, kids, never have more than 3 D's.

P: You have become a 2D cartoon character.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Chairman Stein
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Chairman Stein Some Sorta Seminarian

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Solution: Find a bunch of weebs and ascend to godhood in your own little cult.

Problem: I've stared into the void for too long and now it has stared back! I feel I have lost my mind.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Rusalka El Telefono Publico

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Solution: May I consider you stop playing Spec Ops: The Line.

Problem: There's too much yaoi in the 1x1s! Yuri needs love too!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

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Solution: Make a yuri onexone yourself.

problem I have forgotten how to count to ten
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Rusalka El Telefono Publico

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Solution: Count from -10 to 0

Problem: I want a PS4 so I can play Bloodborne but I'm broke and the IRS keeps raping me every payday.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shiny Keldeo
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Shiny Keldeo The Resident Shiny Legendary

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Solution: Rob a bank.

Problem: An asteroid is hurtling at mach 30 towards the planet I'm on.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Shorticus Filthy Trickster

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Solution: Call Michael Bay. Dealing with asteroids like that is a specialty of his.

Problem: Help! Every second that passes by I grow a second older!
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