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[Polymorpheus]

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[Antarctic Termite]

Go on an adventure.

Problem: It's summer.

[Rusalka]

Solution: Go back outside and remind yourself it's still winter

Problem: There's a rabid badger in my house.

[MeredithMartin]

Solution: Kill it.
Problem: Batman doesn't love me anymore.

[Polymorpheus]

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[Dirty Dan]

Solution: kys
Problem: I got the shits.

[Pia]

Solution: Let it be. Think of it as a free body cleanse. You'll thank your body later.
Problem: I'm lazy.

[Polymorpheus]

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[MeredithMartin]

Solution: Find a female ghost and make out with her.
Problem: I broke the internet.

[WilsonTurner]

Solution: Do 10 push-ups, then feel good about not being completely lazy.
Problem: I'm a ghost, and no one can sense me.

@catchamber

Solution: Find an insane person that believes they're surrounded by ghosts, and have meaningful, if unusual, conversations with them.

Solution: Find a female ghost and make out with her.
Problem: I broke the internet.

@MeredithMartin

Solution: I just used the internet, so it obviously isn't broken.

Problem: I happen to be unable to cast magic.

[Polymorpheus]

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[WilsonTurner]

Solution: Google it.
Problem: I've recently become a zombie, but I've been working at a morgue to get all my braaaaaaaains, but I don't know if I'm consuming enough graaaaaaaaains. How do I tell if I need more graaaaaaains? Do I eat as much graaaaaaaaains as I do braaaaaaains?

[CaptnCaptn]

Solution: Just go to the farm and eat all the grains you like.

Problem: A 4D particle is becoming very very very unstable.

[ButtsnBalls]

S: Make it 3D. And for future reference, kids, never have more than 3 D's.

P: You have become a 2D cartoon character.

[Chairman Stein]

Solution: Find a bunch of weebs and ascend to godhood in your own little cult.

Problem: I've stared into the void for too long and now it has stared back! I feel I have lost my mind.

[Rusalka]

Solution: May I consider you stop playing Spec Ops: The Line.

Problem: There's too much yaoi in the 1x1s! Yuri needs love too!

[Duthguy]

Solution: Make a yuri onexone yourself.

problem I have forgotten how to count to ten

[Rusalka]

Solution: Count from -10 to 0

Problem: I want a PS4 so I can play Bloodborne but I'm broke and the IRS keeps raping me every payday.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Solution: Rob a bank.

Problem: An asteroid is hurtling at mach 30 towards the planet I'm on.

[Shorticus]

Solution: Call Michael Bay. Dealing with asteroids like that is a specialty of his.

Problem: Help! Every second that passes by I grow a second older!